Transmission 34

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1: Fellowship of the Ring

So this one day, I was in some antique shop and there was DVDs. I was all like "what?" since you know, it's a antique shop. They did, however, have a nice selection of VHS tapes. A few Godzilla movies, Zombi 4, and Scanners I think. Yeah, i'm pretty sure that was it. So, then I went back to my place. I turned on the TV and this foreign wrestling show was on. It was pretty cool. Then I discovered this thing called lucid dreaming, which is basically dreaming what you want to dream. So I tried it, and I turned into a baby with devil horns. It was beautiful. Then I woke up, went into my basement, and killed some rats. One bit my toe off, but I don't feel much different honestly. Oh, and I found this movie called Killer Shrews about rat people or something. Looks pretty good. Then, I woke up again at 4am to see some show on TV that had like white and black lines. It was told with no dialogue. It had like this war going on and it was animated. Pretty good movie. I think it symbolized the Civil Rights movement. Then I went to eat cereal. It was Rice Krispies. Pretty good. Life is pretty good and rules.

2: Electric Boogalo

So I was bored and then I washed my hair because my hair's like dirty all the time. The other day I was reading about this novel called Lair of the White Worm. It was written by Bram Stoker while he had syphilis. It intrigued me and now I think I should read it if I find a copy. There's also a movie of it that's apparently really funny. I mean seriously, what could it be about? Like a giant worm? If that was the case, it would be pretty good. So anyway, it was like 6pm and I was about to cross the street and this woman gave me the wave to go but then she just kept driving. I mean, she didn't stop at all. Overall though, the walk I took was pretty good. Alright, now i'm watching text. Pretty good and interesting if you as me. You know, I always wondered,
what if fiction was real? Like Spongebob and Star Wars and such. That'd be pretty good. I'd eat at the Krusty Krab and like fight with lightsabers. I also wonder how you feel if you don't exist. Alright, i'm confusing myself. Pretty good thoughts though.

Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith

So, there's this thing on Lance Armstrong on right now. Apparently he did testostrodome or something. I mean, how do you do that? I honestly think it sounds impossible. Oh yeah, there was something else too. I hooked up this analog TV to the cable and watched in black and white. Looking for some channels that are like, broadcasting out of some guy's house. You know, kinda like pirate radio but with TV. That'd be pretty good. There's another thing I always wondered. What if people could see this? What would they think of me? Would I be like, pretty good, or a weird rambling dude? I kinda hope they'd think i'm pretty good.

Episode 4: Prevue

I noticed something recently. If you look at this old movie opening for previews, it says "Prevues of coming attractions." I mean, what's up with the fancy spelling and all? Why not just preview? Oh, and I found this OVA (original video animation) that looks pretty good. It's called Roots Search. Apparently, it's an Alien rip-off with terrible animation and a synthesizer soundtrack. I personally might get it, since I found it for like 2 bucks. Sounds pretty good. Another thing too. Why is it NC-17 now? As nice as it sounds, X sounded a lot more awesome. Either way, most filmmakers don't make NC-17 movies. Or they cut them down to R somehow. I don't know. Speaking of pirate television from my last entry, I did forget to mention something. I did find a blurry channel with a guy and what looked to be a phone number. Not sure. Seemed pretty good. Will look into it more. Everything's pretty good.