The topic where you ask me random shit and I answer it

by **Wumbology** 1/24/2011, 9:14 pm

Or, "Look at me, I'm a Bandwagon Hopper Part 2".

Ask away.

by **Deli** 1/24/2011, 10:12 pm

Why is Pat-Back your favorite character?

by **Metal Snake** 1/24/2011, 10:52 pm

What is your favorite color?

by **SpongeSebastian** 1/24/2011, 11:20 pm

How do you solve equations using the Quadratic Formula?

by **CDCB** 1/24/2011, 11:46 pm

How do you make so many posts?

by **storytime7** 1/24/2011, 11:52 pm

What is the meaning of this question i'm asking?

by Guest 1/25/2011, 1:22 am

What is the meaning of life in the eyes of a Wumbologist?

by **Face** 1/25/2011, 1:24 am

A farmer is standing on one bank of a river, with a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain. He needs to get to the other side of the river, taking the fox, the chicken, and the grain with him.

However, the boat used to cross the river is only large enough to carry the farmer and one of the things he needs to take with him, so he will need to make several trips in order to get everything across.

In addition, he cannot leave the fox unattended with the chicken, or else the fox will eat the chicken; and he cannot leave the chicken unattended with the grain, or else the chicken will eat the grain. The fox is not particularly partial to grain, and may be left alone with it.

How can he get everything across the river without anything being eaten?

by **Wumbology** 1/25/2011, 8:10 am

Deli wrote:Why is Pat-Back your favorite character?

It's not really, but my favourite character is Patrick, and that sounds too ordinary for a SpongeBob fan. Silly Face!

Metal Snake wrote:What is your favorite color?

Green.

SpongeSebastian wrote:How do you solve equations using the Quadratic Formula?

Chill man, math is next semester. Silly Face!

CDCB wrote:How do you make so many posts?

I think of stuff, and then post it.

storytime7 wrote:What is the meaning of this question i'm asking?

You're posting in my thread. No other meaning is needed.

Old Man Jenkins wrote:What is the meaning of life in the eyes of a Wumbologist?

I've stopped trying to find the meaning and am just trying to enjoy myself along the way. Which, I suppose, is the meaning.

face wrote:A farmer is standing on one bank of a river, with a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain. He needs to get to the other side of the river, taking the fox, the chicken, and the grain with him.

However, the boat used to cross the river is only large enough to carry the farmer and one of the things he needs to take with him, so he will need to make several trips in order to get everything across.

In addition, he cannot leave the fox unattended with the chicken, or else the fox will eat the chicken; and he cannot leave the chicken unattended with the grain, or else the chicken will eat the grain. The fox is not particularly partial to grain, and may be left alone with it.

How can he get everything across the river without anything being eaten?

Funnily enough, I actually know this.

Take the chicken over, come back.

Take the fox over, bring the chicken back.

Take the grain over, come back.

Take the chicken over.

by **Metal Snake** 1/25/2011, 12:06 pm

What is your favorite genre of music?

by **Jelly** 1/25/2011, 2:05 pm

Why is there a parking lot in your paradise?

by **storytime7** 1/25/2011, 2:07 pm

What is your 87th favorite episode of Spongebob?

by **Clappy** 1/25/2011, 6:05 pm

Why are you doing this?

by **Wumbology** 1/25/2011, 6:40 pm

Metal Snake wrote:What is your favorite genre of music?

Alternative rock.

JellyFishJammer wrote:Why is there a parking lot in your paradise?

Because Joni Mitchell said so (and besides, they have to park the Big Yellow Taxi somewhere).

storytime7 wrote:What is your 87th favorite episode of Spongebob?

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

Clappy wrote:Why are you doing this?

Why not?

by **Metal Snake** 1/25/2011, 7:29 pm

What's your favorite food?

by **Wumbology** 1/25/2011, 7:47 pm

Pizza.

by **Metal Snake** 1/25/2011, 11:13 pm

What's your favorite restaurant?

by Guest 1/26/2011, 1:10 am

I should I eat at Applebee's or Outback on Sunday after the Pro Bowl?

by **Wumbology** 1/26/2011, 5:26 pm

Metal Snake wrote:What's your favorite restaurant?

East Side Mario's.

Old Man Jenkins wrote:I should I eat at Applebee's or Outback on Sunday after the Pro Bowl?

Never eaten at Outback, but Applebee's is awesome, so I recommend you go there. Silly Face!

by **Metal Snake** 1/27/2011, 12:38 pm

What's your favorite hobby?

by **Wumbology** 1/27/2011, 5:29 pm

Metal Snake wrote:What's your favorite hobby?

Interneting and verbing words.

by **Metal Snake** 1/27/2011, 6:42 pm

Do you get tired easily?

by **Wumbology** 1/27/2011, 6:43 pm

As of late, yes.

by **Metal Snake** 1/27/2011, 6:43 pm

Do you like South Park?

by **Wumbology** 1/27/2011, 6:44 pm

Not really.

by Fa 1/27/2011, 6:45 pm

Do you like pies?

by **Wumbology** 1/27/2011, 6:45 pm

Sure.

by **Steel Sponge** 1/27/2011, 6:56 pm

Did you unveil the secrets of the universe?

by **Wumbology** 1/27/2011, 6:57 pm

Not yet.

by **Jelly** 1/28/2011, 8:52 pm

What do you want for your next birthday?

by **Wumbology** 1/28/2011, 8:57 pm

Strawberry Fields Forever wrote:What do you want for your next birthday?

Simpsons seasons would be nice. Also, WarioWare: DIY and something chocolate. It doesn't take much to satisfy me. Silly Face!

by **Jelly** 1/28/2011, 10:11 pm

Where is your avvie from?

by Guest 1/28/2011, 10:16 pm

What exactly is Bill Nye doing in your sig?

by **Clappy** 1/28/2011, 10:17 pm

Do you think that Bill Nye is having a bit too much fun with his balloon?

by **Steel Sponge** 1/28/2011, 10:25 pm

Is Bill Nye also Gentile Bill Nye?

by **Wumbology** 1/29/2011, 9:06 am

Strawberry Fields Forever wrote:Where is your avvie from?

Google Imaged "a day in the life" for 100x100 images and this was the only one that even remotely made sense. Silly Face!

Don't know where it's from, though.

Sgt. Pepper wrote:What exactly is Bill Nye doing in your sig?

He's rubbing a balloon.

Hey Jude wrote:Do you think that Bill Nye is having a bit too much fun with his balloon?

I think he's having just enough fun.

Hard Day's Night wrote:Is Bill Nye also Gentile Bill Nye?

He seems to be rubbing that balloon rather vigorously, so I'm going to have to say no.

by **Metal Snake** 1/29/2011, 5:19 pm

What is your favorite episode of The Simpsons?

by **Wumbology** 1/29/2011, 7:41 pm

Penny Lane wrote:What is your favorite episode of The Simpsons?

Homer's Enemy.

by **Steel Sponge** 1/29/2011, 7:43 pm

What's your favorite dish?

by Guest 1/29/2011, 7:50 pm

What are your thoughts on Sideshow Bob?

by **Wumbology** 1/29/2011, 7:55 pm

Hard Day's Night wrote:What's your favorite dish?

Hen in a pumpkin.

Sgt. Pepper wrote:What are your thoughts on Sideshow Bob?

I like Sideshow Raheem better.

by **Metal Snake** 1/29/2011, 10:38 pm

Do you like getting mail? xP

by **Wumbology** 1/30/2011, 9:24 am

Penny Lane wrote:Do you like getting mail? xP

It's nice, yes.

by **Steel Sponge** 1/30/2011, 11:37 am

Should I go to Russia, or Australlia?

by **Clappy** 1/30/2011, 11:38 am

How much money should Steel save up for his trip?

by **Wumbology** 1/30/2011, 11:55 am

Hard Day's Night wrote:Should I go to Russia, or Australlia?

Australia.

Hey Jude wrote:How much money should Steel save up for his trip?

$200, at least.

by **ExKizuna** 1/30/2011, 11:59 am

Got any grapes?

by **Wumbology** 1/30/2011, 12:07 pm

Maxwell's Silver Hammer wrote:Got any grapes?

No, we just sell lemonade.
But it's cool and fresh and it's all homemade.
Can I get you a glass?

by **Clappy** 1/30/2011, 12:07 pm

Are you willing to share your pot of gold with me?

by **Wumbology** 1/30/2011, 12:08 pm

Hey Jude wrote:Are you willing to share your pot of gold with me?

You're always after me Lucky Charms!

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