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Post by tvguy347 1/15/2011, 6:51 pm

PLOT: Detectives ExKizuna and Clapmaster investigate the murders (banishments) of a mysterious and skilled killer (spammer and troll.)

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Post by Dragiiin123 1/15/2011, 7:03 pm

It's whaleblubber.
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Post by Metal Snake 1/19/2011, 1:18 pm

This sounds intriguing. I'll read it.
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Post by Clappy 1/19/2011, 1:34 pm

Oh really? I always knew I was destined for greatness Silly Face!

I will tune in
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Post by Jelly 1/19/2011, 4:24 pm

hehe, sounds like a cool idea, Can't wait for it.
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Post by tvguy347 6/6/2011, 10:29 pm

Clappy: Hi Ex.
Ex: Hi Clappy.
Clappy: Wanna make love?
Ex: Let's be professional, Bobby.

(theme plays)

:dead body is on the floor. Ex walks in:

Clappy: Late as usual, Detective Ex.
Ex: I got banged last night, when you said no. I was tired. And sore.
Clappy: *jots down notes* Whatever.
Ex: So who's the victim?
Clappy: Victim's name is Ronald McDonald, lives on 432 Sesame Street.
Ex: Did the neighbors hear anything?
Clappy: Yeah, Oscar the Grouch claims Big Bird did it.
Ex: How do we know for sure?
Clappy: It's Oscar the Grouch, Ex...
Ex: *blank, confused stare*
Clappy: Jesus Ex, don't you fucking watch Sesame street?
NOTE: CLAPPY IS 21, EX IS 15

Oscar: Yeah, I think Big Bird killed im.
Ex: Why?
Oscar: I dunno... just gotta feeling...

*awkward silence*
Clappy: So---
Oscar: BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING...
*silence*
Ex:...can you tell us?
Oscar: Oh, you want me to TELL you?
Ex: That's kinda the point of a police interrogation...
Oscar: In my day, we---
Ex: Dude, you live in a fucking trashcan! Just tell us what you saw!
*Oscar, sitting in his trashcan, looks mortified*
Clappy: Calm down, Ex...
Ex: UGHH! *smacks can, knocking Oscar over*


Clappy: So, Bug Bird...
Big Bird: It's Big Bird.
Ex: Right, Big Bud.
Big Bird: -.-
Clappy: Did you kill Ronald McDonald?
Big Bird: No.
Clappy: Are you sure?
Big Bird: Yes.
Clappy: Welp, I trust him. Let's go Ex.
NOTE: CLAPPY IS 21 AND EX IS 15
Ex: We should question him more, Claps...
Clappy: Nah, nah, nah..... nah.
Ex: Yes... we do. There's been a murder...
Big Bird: I think the Teletubbies did it. Did the yellow one tell you to come here? The yellow one has been out to get me for... forever!
Ex: Mhmm....*jots down*
Clappy: Dammit, The Teletubbies? But that's in another film studio!

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