The Derptionary

Okay, so I was talking with my brother. We were using the word 'derp' a lot, and using it in words you wouldn't normally put it in. So, I need some help from you guys, because I'm writing a Derptionary. It's a book that gives insight on words that contain 'derp', 'hurp', or 'hurr'.

Here's what I have so far from our convo, and my brains;

THE DERPTIONARY OF HURPLINESS
(the only dictionary that's worth using)



butt-derping: v. the act of releasing gas from the buttocks.

derpalaxy: n. term for galaxy of stupid people; also known as 'our world right now'.

derpeachy: int. peachy keen.

derpdacious: adj. like, something totally whoa...

derp-hurr-bading-derp-a-doo: adj. something that is freakin' sweet: int. 'goodbye', or 'good morning'

derpidity: n. the act of being totally stupid and using this derptionary for evil or to impress the ladies

derpinson: n. an extremely sophisticated form of 'derp'

derp-it-up: int. an expression of extreme happiness or derptitude.

derpity: adj. something beyond derpin' awesomeness; not to be confused with derpidity

derpliness: n. derpliness is next to godliness

derprespectful: n. a state of being in which a person is being totally unrighteous.

derpression: n. a state when a person is too sad to derp

derprimo: adj. supremely hurrmazing

derptionary: n. the totally awesome book you're holding in your hands right now

fanderptasmic: int. a totally ''OMG, FINALLY'' moment.

hurp: int. see hurp-a-derp

hurp-a-derp: int. expression that is yelled when experiencing happiness

hurrmazing: adj. better than amazing.

le-derp: n. derping for French people.

Wumbology wrote:

If you don't like it, then why are you here? I mean, I know I'm random sometimes, but it's just an idea.

Deli wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

If you don't like it, then why are you here? I mean, I know I'm random sometimes, but it's just an idea.

Sorry if I offended you or anything.

Wumbology wrote:

Deli wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

If you don't like it, then why are you here? I mean, I know I'm random sometimes, but it's just an idea.

Sorry if I offended you or anything.

It's alright, I'm just kinda pissed off right now at someone.

Deli wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Deli wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

If you don't like it, then why are you here? I mean, I know I'm random sometimes, but it's just an idea.

Sorry if I offended you or anything.

It's alright, I'm just kinda pissed off right now at someone.

And his name starts with a W and ends with an Umbology.

By which I mean Wumbology.

Wumbology wrote:

Deli wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Deli wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

If you don't like it, then why are you here? I mean, I know I'm random sometimes, but it's just an idea.

Sorry if I offended you or anything.

It's alright, I'm just kinda pissed off right now at someone.

And his name starts with a W and ends with an Umbology.

By which I mean Wumbology.

It's not you I'm pissed at, okay? It's a personal problem.

Wumbology wrote:

Deli wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

Deli wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

If you don't like it, then why are you here? I mean, I know I'm random sometimes, but it's just an idea.

Sorry if I offended you or anything.

It's alright, I'm just kinda pissed off right now at someone.

And his name starts with a W and ends with an Umbology.

By which I mean Wumbology.

I think it's Eumbology, your crotchety old brother.

Deli is just derpressed.

I love this. I really do.

that70sguy92 wrote:Deli is just derpressed.

I love this. I really do.

Xat, plz?

Is it me?

Dragiiin123 wrote:Is it me?

Yes, Drag, you're a real derp. Just kidding.

darp

Meh, no offense, but I'm not that fond of the idea.

Me neither . Sorry Deli.

Shut up teenj all you do is post.

Metal Snake wrote:Meh, no offense, but I'm not that fond of the idea.

teenj12 wrote:Me neither . Sorry Deli.

What is wrong with you two

ExKizuna wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:Meh, no offense, but I'm not that fond of the idea.

teenj12 wrote:Me neither . Sorry Deli.

What is wrong with you two

They are Derptarded xP

Seriously you guys, Deli might be on to something here. If you have a problem with that, then I got two words for you.....

DERP IT!

Metal Snake wrote:Meh, no offense, but I'm not that fond of the idea.

teenj12 wrote:Me neither . Sorry Deli.

Then why are you posting in this thread?

Have a seat, over there.

teenj12 wrote:'Sigh...here comes the usual u.u

Usual what? Just saying, if you don't want to take part in this, isn't it kind of useless to post in it? Just resume your normal activities and let those who want to do this do it. I don't interfere with things I don't like here.

teenj12 wrote:'Sigh...here comes the usual u.u

Teenj, they're just joking. And that70s is right, there's no further need to post here.

DERPALICIOUS DEFINITION: makes dem derps go crazy