An A-B Conversation

by **SpongeSebastian** 12/29/2010, 11:53 pm

Episode 1

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
Patrick: Not so fast. My name's not Patrick anymore. It's Gabriel.
SpongeBob: Gabriel? Why would I call you that? You look nothing like a Gabriel.
Patrick: Thanks for being a buzzkill, SpongeBob. Well, I can change my name if I want to! I just might even wear this bandana over my head. See? It says "Gabriel" on it.
Larry: (walks by) Hey, Gabriel. How's it going?
Patrick: (giving him a blatant stare) That's Patrick to you.
SpongeBob: I thought you changed your name to Gabriel?
Patrick: I did. But everyone should still know me by the name that made me famous.
Larry: Wow, you're the fifth person I've met who's given me that nonsense about name changing.

End

by **tvguy347** 12/30/2010, 12:18 am

This actually made me lol. xD I wish they would use this in a real Spongebob.

I want more, because I actually love this! I could imagine their voices and picture it happening.

by **Metal Snake** 12/30/2010, 2:37 am

I liked it, good job.

by **Dragiiin123** 12/30/2010, 9:19 am

HA_HA_GET_IT_IT'S_STAIRIZING_SOMETHING_ON_SBC_GET_IT_CLEVER

by **teenj12** 12/30/2010, 5:13 pm

That was really good, I didn't think I'd like it at first, but that was good.

by **SpongeSebastian** 12/30/2010, 6:13 pm

Episode 2

Mr. Krabs: Money, money, money, money, money. Hey Squidward, check it out! We just made double the revenue as last week!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs... do you ever spend the money you make?
Mr. Krabs: Spend? Heavens to betsy, why would you ask such a thing?
Squidward: Well, I always see you collecting truckloads of money and keeping it to yourself, yet you barely spend it on anything like replacing this cheap splintering boat you call a cashier counter.
Mr. Krabs: Malarkey, Squidward. Don't you know the only way to prosper is to save your money until you're rich?
Squidward: You know you're only supposed to save 10% of your money each month, right?
Mr. Krabs: Where'd you hear such nonsense?
(brief silence)
Squidward: Oprah.

End

by **teenj12** 12/30/2010, 10:54 pm

Continue this, its really good ^_^.

by **Wumbology** 12/31/2010, 8:35 am

Is this like, supposed to be along the lines of a short comedy scene between SpongeBob characters or something? I like it.

by Fa 12/31/2010, 11:50 am

I actually kind of like this. It's simple, but with a point. Please continue on.

by **Doogle.** 12/31/2010, 12:11 pm

Wasn't expecting to like this. Silly Face!

But I love it.

by **SpongeSebastian** 12/31/2010, 5:11 pm

Episode 3

(SpongeBob and Sandy are practicing karate)
SpongeBob: Aha! Now I've got, you Sandy! What...where'd you go?
Sandy: Hiyah! Got you from behind this time, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Ow! Right in the pour! Well, take this! (swings at Sandy multiple times) Huh? you like that? Huh? you like that?
Sandy: Not as much as I enjoy this! (swings SpongeBob back and forth)
SpongeBob: Uh! Uh! Byoah! Uh! Uh! (gets shot up right in the air) Uuhgh, yeah!!!
(he flings back down, on top of Sandy, they both pant and gasp)
Sandy: Wow, that was better than I expected!
SpongeBob: It was a little early, don't you think?
Sandy: Wait, how long has Patrick been watching?
Patrick: (wide-eyed) I never knew what hardcore karate meant until now.

End

by **tvguy347** 12/31/2010, 5:25 pm

That episode wasn't as funny as the previous two, but still good.

by **teenj12** 12/31/2010, 6:44 pm

Agreed with tvguy

by **♣CF♣** 1/1/2011, 3:45 pm

I like this so far. Smile

by **SpongeSebastian** 1/3/2011, 2:38 am

Episode 4

TV Announcer: Only 60 seconds left until we say good-bye to old man 2010 and say hello to baby 2011!
SpongeBob: (sitting on the couch with Patrick) Yippee! Isn't this exciting Patrick? We're about to enter... A NEW YEAR!!!
Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob, can I ask you something? What's the big deal about the year changing?
SpongeBob: (flabbergasted) What's the big d-- Patrick Star, don't you know what a new year entails?
Patrick: Throwing out your old calendar?
SpongeBob: (stern) No. (expressively) A new year is like a clean slate of Krabby Patties. You throw away all the raw and burnt-out bits that were hiding under the grill and you can finally cook fresh. You're given a second chance to redeem yourself after cooking in a filthy environment. You peek out through the counter window and see all the customers eagerly awaiting what you have to offer, and when the time comes, you come out at the end with a thoroughly prepared Krabby Patty right off the grill that is 2011.
Patrick: Don't mean to interrupt your cheesy analogy, but as you were talking, the ball has already dropped.
SpongeBob: Barnacles! Why do I always miss out?

End

by **Wumbology** 1/3/2011, 7:52 am

Lol, I liked that one. Silly Face!

by **teenj12** 1/3/2011, 12:36 pm

Lol, the ending was REALLY funny!

by **tvguy347** 1/3/2011, 2:27 pm

lolz that was awesome. Silly Face!

Keep these up! You should be a writer; these are better than the shit the current writers pass off as "episodes,"

by **SpongeSebastian** 1/3/2011, 3:48 pm

tvguy347 wrote:lolz that was awesome. Keep these up! You should be a writer; these are better than the shit the current writers pass off as "episodes,"

lol, thanks!

by **SpongeSebastian** 1/10/2011, 10:08 am

Sorry I haven't been posting any episodes in the past few days, but like I said in the Off-Topic Lounge, I've been having vision problems lately, so I'm trying to cut back on my computer time for now. Well, without further ado, here's episode 5:

Mr. Krabs: (answers the phone) Krabs residence.
Woman on phone: Eugene is that you?
Mr. Krabs: Yours truly. And who be speaking?
Woman: Cut the friendly greeting and listen to me. For 16 years, you have had my daughter. You've housed her, fed her, and even nursed her, and now it's my turn.
Mr. Krabs: (gasps) You mean they finally let you out of jail? Oh, blimey...
Woman: That's right, so get ready to-- hey, you driver, can't you see I'm a pedestrian here--Aaahhh!! (static over phone)
Mr. Krabs: (hangs up) Hmm.
Pearl: (enters room) Who was that?
Mr. Krabs: Your mother.
Pearl: Well, you don't have to be so rude about it.

End

by **SpongeSebastian** 1/16/2011, 3:28 pm

Episode 6:

Male Fish: Excuse me sir, but do you know where the Barg-n-Mart is?
Plankton: It's over there, Kelp-for-Brians.
Male Fish: Sheesh, I was just asking.
Female Fish: Hi there, do you happen to have the time?
Plankton: It's 12:30, you dimwitted bottom-dweller.
Female Fish: Hmmph...
Patrick: Hey, Plankton............do you know............if..............
Plankton: Oh shut up you buffoon! Can't you see that I'm an evil genius who...
(Patrick absent-mindedly steps on him)
Male Fish: Hey, I didn't know we could to that.
(everyone comes up and steps on Plankton)
Karen: (to Plankton) See? Did that make you feel better about yourself?

End

by **SpongeSebastian** 1/31/2011, 12:26 am

Episode 7:

(SpongeBob and his cousin Stanley are walking together)
SpongeBob: So that, my dear Stan-o is how you blow a double-helix bubble...
(they accidentally bump into a woman)
Stanley: Whoops, sorry, ma'am.
Woman: That's quite all right. I was just rushing home to take care of my little Billy. I bet you understand.
Stanley: Understand what?
Woman: Isn't that little square dude your son?
SpongeBob: What? He's my cousin!
Woman: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It just looked--
Stanley: Oh, little Bobby and your little fibs. You be nice to the lady.
SpongeBob: What are you talking about?
Stanley: Oh, don't mind him. You know how they are.
Woman: Oh, yes. I understand. (winks at Stanley, then walks away)
Stanley: Call me! Let's go Bobby, it's close to bed time.
SpongeBob: You're pathetic.

by **teenj12** 1/31/2011, 2:40 am

A+ Episode Smile

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by **SpongeSebastian** 2/28/2011, 9:01 am

Episode 7

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, we're gonna play hooky!
SpongeBob: (gasps) Patrick, don't you remember? Hooks turn you into tuna cans.
Patrick: SpongeBob, haven't you ever been wondering what's beyond our world?
SpongeBob: What do you mean?
Patrick: I mean, there are actual air-breathing creatures willing to bring us up to the surface to see what's up there.
SpongeBob: Patrick, we've already been up to the surface, and it has never turned out well.
Patrick: But what's beyond the surface? Where does the moon come from?
SpongeBob: Patrick, we've been to the moon, and quite frankly, it's very humid up there.
Patrick: Well, what's beyond the moon? What created the moon? Who made the little rocks on the moon?
SpongeBob: You've been watching that documentary, haven't you?

by **Wumbology** 2/28/2011, 6:17 pm

Glad to see this back. Smile

by **SpongeSebastian** 6/1/2011, 8:27 pm

It's been ages since I posted an episode, but I think I now have enough summer spirit to make new ones all season long!

Episode 8

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, guess what? I have a girlfriend!
SpongeBob: Holy macarel! What's her name?
Patrick: Umm... I don't know yet.
SpongeBob: You don't know your girlfriend's name?
Patrick: I just met her last night.
SpongeBob: Last night? So how did you two meet?
Patrick: Oh, we haven't met yet. But I do know that she is the match for me! Whenever I lay my eyes upon her, I feel that I have just been lifted in a magical hot-air balloon that I can't escape, yet all I want to do is go higher and higher!
SpongeBob: Does she even know you exist?
Patrick: I'm not sure. I think she glanced at me once.
SpongeBob: Patrick, just because you have a crush on someone does not mean you are dating.
Patrick: Dating?! Whoa, we're not ready for that yet. Right now we're just boyfriend/girlfriends.

End

by **SpongeSebastian** 6/5/2011, 5:32 pm

Episode 9

Plankton: Oh, what's the use? I'm always trying to be as successful as Mr. Krabs and what do I get?
Karen: Nothing?
Plankton: Exactly. Geesh, I don't know why I share my inner thoughts out loud when I could be taking more actions.
Karen: Like what?
Plankton: Like this. (unveils a noose)
Karen: What's that for?
Plankton: What do you think? For killing myself.
Karen: So let me get this straight. You're killing yourself just because you cannot get the Krabby Patty secret formula and be rich like Mr. Krabs.
Plankton: Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
Karen: Yet, if you do become a powerful boss like Mr. Krabs, you will probably use science to make yourself the supreme ruler of the universe.
Plankton: Well, maybe then I will really matter.
Karen: Plankton, have you ever realized that there are 6,922,989,942 others whose lives really don't matter?
Plankton: Yes, but since I can't control those 6,922,989,942 people, I am giving up on life altogether.
Karen: Then there will just be 6,922,989,941 people.
Plankton: Oh, what? You're saying that I can't do it? Because I can do it, see? (kicks chair and hangs self) Hmm, this rope wasn't as tight as I thought it would be. Darn it, I'm still alive.
Karen: And so ends another failed attempt at something by Plankton.
Plankton: Curse you, Karen.

End

by **teenj12** 6/5/2011, 5:56 pm

Good, but not as funny Smile

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by **Wumbology** 6/5/2011, 9:12 pm

I liked it. It was darker than the others.

by **SpongeSebastian** 6/8/2011, 3:40 pm

Episode 10

Squidward: Ah, the summer. Time for relaxation, clarinet playing, and adding to my collection of 938 self-portraits. Yep, nothing like a couple meaningless hobbies to make my life feel semi-complete.
~~~
Mr. Krabs: Argh, the summer! While everyone is out vacationing in some Honolufrufru resort, I'm here waiting for the kiddies to rush to the Krusty Krab and pig out all summer long! That's the true meaning of summer: making profits and profits and profits.
~~~
Patrick: Aaaaaaaaaah... summer. *sits on couch and watching infomercial on TV* Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah...
~~~
Plankton: Aha! Now I have an entire summer to plot more sinister plans to finally thwart Mr. Krabs and the Krusty Krab! ...just like I do all year long.
~~~
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: That's right Gary! Everyone has fun during the summer, and I am no exception. Now time for *gets out jellyfishing net*.... 24 hours of the Jellyfishing and Bubbleblowing Network! *sits and watches TV*
Ah, summer.

End

by **jjsthekid** 6/8/2011, 5:31 pm

ACSBehemothHellcat wrote:Patrick: (Running around) Hahahahahaahhahha
Salesman: Hey! Hey you!
Patrick: Who, me?
Salesman: Yes you! Get outta town!
Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Salesman: ............
Salesman: *Hands a paper to an old man* Get outta town, to beautiful Sunny Seashore Resort!

Umm...what are you doing? This isn't your spin-off..

by Guest 6/8/2011, 5:33 pm

jjsthekid wrote:
ACSBehemothHellcat wrote:Patrick: (Running around) Hahahahahaahhahha
Salesman: Hey! Hey you!
Patrick: Who, me?
Salesman: Yes you! Get outta town!
Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Salesman: ............
Salesman: *Hands a paper to an old man* Get outta town, to beautiful Sunny Seashore Resort!

Umm...what are you doing? This isn't your spin-off..

Does it have to be that?

by **jjsthekid** 6/8/2011, 5:34 pm

ACSBehemothHellcat wrote:
jjsthekid wrote:
ACSBehemothHellcat wrote:Patrick: (Running around) Hahahahahaahhahha
Salesman: Hey! Hey you!
Patrick: Who, me?
Salesman: Yes you! Get outta town!
Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Salesman: ............
Salesman: *Hands a paper to an old man* Get outta town, to beautiful Sunny Seashore Resort!

Umm...what are you doing? This isn't your spin-off..

Does it have to be that?

What? This isn't your spin-off, and I didn't even understand your post at all, unless you were posting an episode for him, which you shouldn't be doing as this isn't your spin-off.

by **teenj12** 6/8/2011, 5:34 pm

ACSBehemothHellcat wrote:
jjsthekid wrote:
ACSBehemothHellcat wrote:Patrick: (Running around) Hahahahahaahhahha
Salesman: Hey! Hey you!
Patrick: Who, me?
Salesman: Yes you! Get outta town!
Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Salesman: ............
Salesman: *Hands a paper to an old man* Get outta town, to beautiful Sunny Seashore Resort!

Umm...what are you doing? This isn't your spin-off..

Does it have to be that?

Yes.

by **jjsthekid** 6/8/2011, 5:47 pm

ACSBehemothHellcat wrote:
jjsthekid wrote:
ACSBehemothHellcat wrote:
jjsthekid wrote:
ACSBehemothHellcat wrote:Patrick: (Running around) Hahahahahaahhahha
Salesman: Hey! Hey you!
Patrick: Who, me?
Salesman: Yes you! Get outta town!
Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Salesman: ............
Salesman: *Hands a paper to an old man* Get outta town, to beautiful Sunny Seashore Resort!

Umm...what are you doing? This isn't your spin-off..

Does it have to be that?

What? This isn't your spin-off, and I didn't even understand your post at all, unless you were posting an episode for him, which you shouldn't be doing as this isn't your spin-off.

Oh I didn't even know this was in the spinoff section (found it in the Latest Topics bar)

Well.....:

Instruction Patty: Your mission if you choose to accept it, is to find out what Plankton's up to. Don't let him out of your site. You'll need to wrestle up some spy gadgets. If you don't accept it, YOU'RE FIRED! This patty will self destruct in 10 seconds
Spongebob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Spongebob: Get rid of it! Get rid of it Patrick!
Patrick: *Drops the patty in his shorts*
*Instruction Patty blows up*
Spongebob: Hey Sandy
Sandy: Hey Spongebob & Patrick. What ya'll doin'?
Spongebob: Do you know anything about spying, Sandy?
Sandy: *Shows them spy gadgets*
Spongebob: With these gadgets, we'll definitely be able to spy on Plankton!
Sandy: Hahaha! I wouldn't let you 2 anywhere near this stuff!
Spongebob: What do we do now, Patrick?
Patrick: *Picks up Knockout Ray & shoots at Sandy with it*
Sandy: *Falls asleep*

Unless SpongeSebastian gave you permission to post that (which I am assuming is an episode), then don't post it. But if Seb did give you permission, then go ahead, post it.

by **teenj12** 6/8/2011, 6:20 pm

ACS, SpongeSeb did NOT give you permission to post episodes. I just messaged him. Make your own spin-off.

by **SpongeSebastian** 6/8/2011, 6:21 pm

Yeah ACS, this is my spin-off. Besides, the dialogue you're posting seem to be quotes from random SpongeBob episodes. Consider this a warning.

by Guest 6/8/2011, 8:03 pm

I'm just gonna stop posting here

by **SpongeSebastian** 6/8/2011, 8:05 pm

ACSBehemothHellcat wrote:I'm just gonna stop posting here

You can still leave comments if you want. Just please do not post random quotes here or try to write new episodes. If you want to write your own episodes, please start your own spin-off. Thank you. Smile

by **Luigi** 6/9/2011, 12:18 am

I don't know what to say.

FUNNIEST SPIN-OFF I HAVE EVER READ!

by **SpongeSebastian** 6/14/2011, 9:20 pm

Episode 11

Barnacle Boy: Wow, that sure was a tiring day of nonstop crime fighting.
Mermaid Man: You said it, Barnacle Boy. But it's days like these that only make me feel young again.
Barnacle Boy: Yeah, when we were young... wait, I just realized something. The world seemed to be doing just fine before we showed up. Why is it that when we first became superheroes that all of these supervillains started showing up.
Mermaid Man: I don't know. Maybe once they saw how mighty and muscular we were, more people turned to supervillains just to see if they could meet their match with us.
Barnacle Boy: But what if we never existed? Would that mean that the supervillains would have never existed as well? Seems like it would have been a much better world.
Mermaid Man: Well, it's too late to turn back now. We only have a few years left, we might was well keep fighting super-evil until we die and the world is screwed.
Barnacle Boy: Never thought about that. To heck with the young folks! Once we're gone, it's all their problem and they would've wished they respected their elders more.
(they both laugh sinisterly)

End

by **teenj12** 6/14/2011, 11:33 pm

Pretty funny Smile

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by **SpongeSebastian** 6/26/2011, 2:19 am

Episode 12:
Pearl: Wow, I can't wait! I'm gonna throw the most awesomest, most totally coral party ever! Oh, and here come my friends!
(Judy, Jenny, and Julie enter)
Judy: Hi, Pearl.
Julie: Hey, I brought chips.
Jenny: We're ready to party down!
Pearl: Ooh, I'm so excited. You guys are finally here! Now follow me into the living room. The party is about to begin.
(they gather around on the living room couch)
Judy: So, what are we gonna do?
Pearl: Mmm...I don't know, wanna watch some TV?
Jenny: Sure.
Julie: Okay.
(Pearl turns on the TV)
Julie: Oh hey, we could eat some of my chips!
(she opens the bag and the girls awkwardly grab and eat some)
Pearl: Yeeeah...I have music. Wanna listen to that?
Judy/Jenny/Julie: (blandly) Okay.
(Pearl puts on some gentle music)
Jenny: Ooh, my mom is calling me. I have to go now.
Judy: Yeah, I have to go too.
Julie: Me three. I just remembered I have to babysit my baby brother.
Judy: Awesome party, Pearl.
Pearl: Bye! (they leave) Holy scallops...... I KNEW I'D THROW A WICKED PARTY!

End

by **SpongeSebastian** 7/6/2011, 5:25 pm

Episode 13

(SpongeBob's old friend Chip approaches him)
Chip: (gasps) Hey, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Um... do I know you?
Chip: Why, it's me, your old college buddy, Chip!
SpongeBob: (still rather bewildered) Oh hey, Chip, how's it going?
Chip: Ol' same old same old. What have you been up to?
SpongeBob: Just flipping patties, all that good stuff.
Chip: Wow, that must really suck for you.
SpongeBob: What do you mean? I love flipping patties! It's my dream job.
Chip: Well, I'd better get going. My girlfriend's calling me.
(Chip enters his lowrider car with his girlfriend and they drive off laughing)
SpongeBob: Hmm, friendly guy. Too bad I don't remember him.

by **teenj12** 7/6/2011, 6:51 pm

Lol, pretty good ^_^ .

by **SpongeSebastian** 7/18/2011, 9:07 pm

Episode 14

Squidward: (relaxing at his home) Ah, nothing like peace and quiet... and public television. (turns on the TV) Ooh, they're having one of their pledge drives! Could this day get any better?
SpongeBob and Patrick: (outside, singing loudly) My Little Seahorse!
I used to wonder what friendship could mean!
Squidward: I guess it can't get better. (out his window) SpongeBob! Patrick! What are you guys yapping about now?
SpongeBob: We're playing My Little Seahorse!
Patrick: I'm Rainbow Pat.
SpongeBob: And I'm Spongie Pie!
Squidward: My Little Seahorse? Where the barnacles did you get that from?
SpongeBob: It's this new show on TV about flying seahorses who learn about friendship.
Patrick: You should really watch it.
Squidward: (firmly) You really think I'm gonna ENJOY a show about flying seahorses and friendship?
SpongeBob: Don't be a soursquid, it's a really great show if you give it a chance.
Squidward: Never! Now keep your little girlish roleplaying out of my lawn! (slams window shut)
I knew those two barnacle-butts would openly become fans of that show sooner or later.
(turns on his TV, glances both ways and changes the channel to My Little Seahorse)
At least I keep it to myself. (sighs in relaxation)

End

by **Steel Sponge** 7/18/2011, 9:11 pm

Haha, I get it.

by **♣CF♣** 7/18/2011, 9:17 pm

Best episode yet.

by **teenj12** 7/18/2011, 11:02 pm

LMFAO!

by **tvguy347** 7/18/2011, 11:38 pm

LOL. Loved that. xD

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