The Sad Truth About Nathan.

Just a Just a Just a Just wrote:I think he may be locked in a mental asylum and the only access to the outside he has is the tv.com. I mean, think about it, And the only reason he like Malcom In The Middle is because he saw a video of MITM on youtube. That explains whenever he roleplays them, he never acts like them at all. He is alone almost all of his life. He just made up most of his cousins and his brothers so it could seem like MITM. The reason he says Clappy is his best friend is because the first time he went on the site, it's the first name he saw. Once he finally got people following him, he wanted to be funny, which is why he said "that spongebob was vampire cheese" to impress his friends. He made a blog stating "My Horrible day Yesterday" that, when you noticed it, was almost identical to a MITM episode where he keeps getting blamed for everything.
Rap your heads around that.

Just a Sweet Transvestite wrote:

Just a Just a Just a Just wrote:I think he may be locked in a mental asylum and the only access to the outside he has is the tv.com. I mean, think about it, And the only reason he like Malcom In The Middle is because he saw a video of MITM on youtube. That explains whenever he roleplays them, he never acts like them at all. He is alone almost all of his life. He just made up most of his cousins and his brothers so it could seem like MITM. The reason he says Clappy is his best friend is because the first time he went on the site, it's the first name he saw. Once he finally got people following him, he wanted to be funny, which is why he said "that spongebob was vampire cheese" to impress his friends. He made a blog stating "My Horrible day Yesterday" that, when you noticed it, was almost identical to a MITM episode where he keeps getting blamed for everything.
Rap your heads around that.

That explains everything!

SpongeSebastian wrote:I think he may be lying about being 16. I remember over a year ago, we were chatting on xat and talking about things that most 15-year-olds know about, and he seemed to not have a clue what we were talking about.

Well, I wouldn't be too harsh on him. He does seem like a good person; but he just seems very socially awkward... even for me.

The Letter H! wrote:FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

I am so sick of hearing about Nathan. Can we get ONE instance where I don't log on and see a new post saying "LOLZ NATHAN IS SO STOOPID LOL MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE LOL VAMPYRE CHEEZE"?

Just a Just a Just a Just wrote:

The Letter H! wrote:FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

I am so sick of hearing about Nathan. Can we get ONE instance where I don't log on and see a new post saying "LOLZ NATHAN IS SO STOOPID LOL MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE LOL VAMPYRE CHEEZE"?

FOR FUCK'S SAKE
I am so sick of Wumbo complaining about something new that everyone's talking about. Can we get ONE instance where I don't log on and see a new post saying "STOP DOING THIS STOP DOING THAT"

The Letter H! wrote:FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

I am so sick of hearing about Nathan. Can we get ONE instance where I don't log on and see a new post saying "LOLZ NATHAN IS SO STOOPID LOL MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE LOL VAMPYRE CHEEZE"?

Metal Snake wrote:

The Letter H! wrote:FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

I am so sick of hearing about Nathan. Can we get ONE instance where I don't log on and see a new post saying "LOLZ NATHAN IS SO STOOPID LOL MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE LOL VAMPYRE CHEEZE"?

I understand that, but Wumbo, you're on a forum discussing something about Nathan. If you want to talk about something different, go to the OT lounge.

Doogle. wrote:Lasagna.
But now I feel sick because:

Garfield likes lasagna.
Nathan likes Garfield.
Everyone hates Nathan.

The Letter H! wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:

The Letter H! wrote:FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

I am so sick of hearing about Nathan. Can we get ONE instance where I don't log on and see a new post saying "LOLZ NATHAN IS SO STOOPID LOL MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE LOL VAMPYRE CHEEZE"?

I understand that, but Wumbo, you're on a forum discussing something about Nathan. If you want to talk about something different, go to the OT lounge.

We already have a Nathan thread, we don't need another "witty" Nathan-bashing thread pushing away other, better threads.

Oh, and in case you haven't noticed, the Nathan talk doesn't stop at these threads. Why, just take a look at this:

Doogle. wrote:Lasagna.
But now I feel sick because:

Garfield likes lasagna.
Nathan likes Garfield.
Everyone hates Nathan.

Like, honestly? Was it impossible for you to say "lasagna" and leave it at that?

Whatever, I'm done with this.

SpongeSebastian wrote:I think he may be lying about being 16. I remember over a year ago, we were chatting on xat and talking about things that most 15-year-olds know about, and he seemed to not have a clue what we were talking about..

Doogle. wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:I think he may be lying about being 16. I remember over a year ago, we were chatting on xat and talking about things that most 15-year-olds know about, and he seemed to not have a clue what we were talking about..

I remember that chat. xD

Metal Snake wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:I think he may be lying about being 16. I remember over a year ago, we were chatting on xat and talking about things that most 15-year-olds know about, and he seemed to not have a clue what we were talking about..

I remember that chat. xD

What did they say?

Doogle. wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:I think he may be lying about being 16. I remember over a year ago, we were chatting on xat and talking about things that most 15-year-olds know about, and he seemed to not have a clue what we were talking about..

I remember that chat. xD

What did they say?

70s, Seb, Nathan and I were on XAT in like July 2009, when Seb randomly mentioned condoms. We were discussing condoms and masturbation when Nathan had no clue what we were talking about. We kept asking him but he kept saying he had to "go".

Fa wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:I think he may be lying about being 16. I remember over a year ago, we were chatting on xat and talking about things that most 15-year-olds know about, and he seemed to not have a clue what we were talking about..

I remember that chat. xD

What did they say?

70s, Seb, Nathan and I were on XAT in like July 2009, when Seb randomly mentioned condoms. We were discussing condoms and masturbation when Nathan had no clue what we were talking about. We kept asking him but he kept saying he had to "go".

To google masturbaution... oh wait it's Nathan nvm.

Doogle. wrote:

Fa wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:I think he may be lying about being 16. I remember over a year ago, we were chatting on xat and talking about things that most 15-year-olds know about, and he seemed to not have a clue what we were talking about..

I remember that chat. xD

What did they say?

70s, Seb, Nathan and I were on XAT in like July 2009, when Seb randomly mentioned condoms. We were discussing condoms and masturbation when Nathan had no clue what we were talking about. We kept asking him but he kept saying he had to "go".

To google masturbaution... oh wait it's Nathan nvm.

He probably uses Bing, the fucker.

But anyway, the funniest bit was, he said:
"Jacking off? Oh yeah! I totally remember doing that once in sixth grade!" xD

SpongeSebastian wrote:He actually said "maturbated", not "jacking off". Later, when we'd bring it up, he'd ask if we could stop talking about it.
Yeah, he's definitely 16. XD

tvguy347 wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:He actually said "maturbated", not "jacking off". Later, when we'd bring it up, he'd ask if we could stop talking about it.
Yeah, he's definitely 16. XD

How do you know...? I still think he's 5.

tvguy347 wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:He actually said "maturbated", not "jacking off". Later, when we'd bring it up, he'd ask if we could stop talking about it.
Yeah, he's definitely 16. XD

How do you know...? I still think he's 5.

SpongeSebastian wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:He actually said "maturbated", not "jacking off". Later, when we'd bring it up, he'd ask if we could stop talking about it.
Yeah, he's definitely 16. XD

How do you know...? I still think he's 5.

Let's see: the age where most kids know about that stuff is around 11.

tvguy347 wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

Fa wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:I think he may be lying about being 16. I remember over a year ago, we were chatting on xat and talking about things that most 15-year-olds know about, and he seemed to not have a clue what we were talking about..

I remember that chat. xD

What did they say?

70s, Seb, Nathan and I were on XAT in like July 2009, when Seb randomly mentioned condoms. We were discussing condoms and masturbation when Nathan had no clue what we were talking about. We kept asking him but he kept saying he had to "go".

To google masturbaution... oh wait it's Nathan nvm.

He probably uses Bing, the fucker.

But anyway, the funniest bit was, he said:
"Jacking off? Oh yeah! I totally remember doing that once in sixth grade!" xD

Wow...he's so stupid. xD He may be the biggest noob I've had the displeasure to meet...

Dragiiin123 wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

Fa wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

Metal Snake wrote:

Doogle. wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:I think he may be lying about being 16. I remember over a year ago, we were chatting on xat and talking about things that most 15-year-olds know about, and he seemed to not have a clue what we were talking about..

I remember that chat. xD

What did they say?

70s, Seb, Nathan and I were on XAT in like July 2009, when Seb randomly mentioned condoms. We were discussing condoms and masturbation when Nathan had no clue what we were talking about. We kept asking him but he kept saying he had to "go".

To google masturbaution... oh wait it's Nathan nvm.

He probably uses Bing, the fucker.

But anyway, the funniest bit was, he said:
"Jacking off? Oh yeah! I totally remember doing that once in sixth grade!" xD

Wow...he's so stupid. xD He may be the biggest noob I've had the displeasure to meet...

WATCH OUT WUMBO'S GONNA GET MAD

SpongeSebastian wrote:He actually said "maturbated", not "jacking off". Later, when we'd bring it up, he'd ask if we could stop talking about it.
Yeah, he's definitely 16. XD

Doogle. wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:He actually said "maturbated", not "jacking off". Later, when we'd bring it up, he'd ask if we could stop talking about it.
Yeah, he's definitely 16. XD

Oh, did he? Haha, you have a better memory than me.