THE MUD MAN

by **Elastic Dog** 12/24/2010, 5:45 pm

Plot: After being shot in the head and featured on Team Spongebob, the Mud man decided to buy his own spin-off. This is his story.

by **Elastic Dog** 12/24/2010, 5:57 pm

1. Mud Pilot

One day, Mud Man got drunk and read the New York Times. He then used the bathroom, drank some more, and got a speeding ticket. He also realized he was made of mud, and went from there.

by **TarterSauce25** 12/25/2010, 4:51 pm

Interesting story here. What do you mean by team Spongebob?

by **tvguy347** 12/25/2010, 5:54 pm

TarterSauce25 wrote:Interesting story here. What do you mean by team Spongebob?

I think there was a "mud man" in Team Spongebob. scratcher

by **Elastic Dog** 12/25/2010, 8:55 pm

2. A Very Muddy Christmas
Mud Man decided to get presents for everyone in town. He did, and then bought a mud pie as a present to himself.

by **Wumbology** 12/25/2010, 8:57 pm

Replace "mud" with "poop" and you've got yourself a Whaleblubber spin-off.

by **teenj12** 12/25/2010, 9:04 pm

Just a Freak wrote:
TarterSauce25 wrote:Interesting story here. What do you mean by team Spongebob?

I think there was a "mud man" in Team Spongebob.

Yep there is.

by **tvguy347** 12/25/2010, 9:05 pm

teenj12 wrote:
Just a Freak wrote:
TarterSauce25 wrote:Interesting story here. What do you mean by team Spongebob?

I think there was a "mud man" in Team Spongebob.
Yep there is.

Is he still on Team Spongebob?

by **teenj12** 12/25/2010, 9:08 pm

Just a Freak wrote:
teenj12 wrote:
Just a Freak wrote:
TarterSauce25 wrote:Interesting story here. What do you mean by team Spongebob?

I think there was a "mud man" in Team Spongebob.
Yep there is.

Is he still on Team Spongebob?

Yea, for two more episodes.

by **tvguy347** 12/25/2010, 10:22 pm

teenj12 wrote:
Just a Freak wrote:
teenj12 wrote:
Just a Freak wrote:
TarterSauce25 wrote:Interesting story here. What do you mean by team Spongebob?

I think there was a "mud man" in Team Spongebob.
Yep there is.

Is he still on Team Spongebob?
Yea, for two more episodes.

Oh, I see. Silly Face!

by **Elastic Dog** 12/25/2010, 11:54 pm

3. Mud Man's Mudder
Mud Man went to see his mother at the retirement home. He bought her some wheatcakes and told her happy birthday. Then he picked up some Quizno's.

by **Clappy** 12/26/2010, 12:22 am

I am enjoying the potential of this spin-off

by **tvguy347** 12/26/2010, 1:29 am

Just A Clap wrote:I am enjoying the potential of this spin-off

"Potential?" Apparently people enjoy terrible spin offs that are mocking other spin offs; good spin offs aren't being read because it's all clogged by these crappy spin offs that are meant to be "funny." Rolling Eyes

by **that70sguy92** 12/26/2010, 2:57 am

Just a Freak wrote:
Just A Clap wrote:I am enjoying the potential of this spin-off

"Potential?" Apparently people enjoy terrible spin offs that are mocking other spin offs; good spin offs aren't being read because it's all clogged by these crappy spin offs that are meant to be "funny."

Someone has their panties in a bunch.

by **Wumbology** 12/26/2010, 9:05 am

No, I'm with tvguy on this one. If only there was a rule that got rid of intentionally moronic spin-offs like this one.

by **Clappy** 12/26/2010, 11:19 am

Just a Freak wrote:
Just A Clap wrote:I am enjoying the potential of this spin-off

"Potential?" Apparently people enjoy terrible spin offs that are mocking other spin offs; good spin offs aren't being read because it's all clogged by these crappy spin offs that are meant to be "funny."

I was being sarcastic Repairman Silly Face!

by **Metal Snake** 12/26/2010, 11:37 am

The Letter H! wrote:No, I'm with tvguy on this one. If only there was a rule that got rid of intentionally moronic spin-offs like this one.

Count me in. Spin-offs like these are unnecessary.

by **tvguy347** 12/26/2010, 1:36 pm

Just A Clap wrote:
Just a Freak wrote:
Just A Clap wrote:I am enjoying the potential of this spin-off

"Potential?" Apparently people enjoy terrible spin offs that are mocking other spin offs; good spin offs aren't being read because it's all clogged by these crappy spin offs that are meant to be "funny."

I was being sarcastic Repairman

Oh, sorry. Embarassed

xD I was just wondering how a great spin off creator like you was praising something like this.

by **Elastic Dog** 12/26/2010, 2:45 pm

4. Mud
The Mud Man ate some Chinese take-out. He then proceeded to buy a pair of moccasins.

by **Elastic Dog** 12/26/2010, 4:48 pm

5. TV Viewing

One day, Mud Man watched some television. It was mostly deadpan comedies and paranormal documentaries. He then went to bed.

by **tvguy347** 12/26/2010, 5:10 pm

Santa Dog wrote:5. TV Viewing

One day, Mud Man watched some television. It was mostly deadpan comedies and paranormal documentaries. He then went to bed.

This reminds me of "The Life and Times of Tvguy." Silly Face!

by **Elastic Dog** 12/26/2010, 6:24 pm

6. Mud.Dog

The Mud Man found a discarded diskette in the garbage. When he put it into his floppy drive, he saw the original smile.jpg and nearly shat mud. It then came to him in a dream and told him to tell more people, so he sent it to some random dude in the Phillipines. The two have been friends ever since.

by **Elastic Dog** 12/27/2010, 9:28 am

7. Muddin On Up
One day Mud Man's mom got scared and said "your movin with your auntie and uncle to Bel-air." So he did for a few months, and then had to leave when he learned that many of the people in Bel-air had an anti-mudpeople stance.

by **TarterSauce25** 12/27/2010, 1:48 pm

Very simple spin-off here, but enjoying

by **Elastic Dog** 12/27/2010, 8:38 pm

8. Grass Man
The Mud Man met the Grass Man. The Grass Man threw grassy plants. He then drove to Weis to buy some bread.

by **that70sguy92** 12/27/2010, 9:42 pm

Okay, this is stupid. Add some substance or this will be sent to the Shipyard. If it was some sort of satire, it would be fine. But it's just dumb.

by **Dragiiin123** 12/27/2010, 11:12 pm

70's, it's nice and simple. You can't lock a spinoff you don't like.

by **tvguy347** 12/27/2010, 11:22 pm

Just a Gleek wrote:Okay, this is stupid. Add some substance or this will be sent to the Shipyard. If it was some sort of satire, it would be fine. But it's just dumb.

Team Squidward and Jackfish are stupid as well. =/

by **Dragiiin123** 12/27/2010, 11:27 pm

tvguy347 wrote:
Just a Gleek wrote:Okay, this is stupid. Add some substance or this will be sent to the Shipyard. If it was some sort of satire, it would be fine. But it's just dumb.

Team Squidward and Jackfish are stupid as well. =/

Jackfish is a legitimate spinoff, so that was kinda rude.

by **Dragiiin123** 12/28/2010, 4:39 pm

MAKE MORE!

by **ExKizuna** 12/28/2010, 4:56 pm

tvguy347 wrote:
Just a Gleek wrote:Okay, this is stupid. Add some substance or this will be sent to the Shipyard. If it was some sort of satire, it would be fine. But it's just dumb.

Team Squidward and Jackfish are stupid as well. =/

jackfish really isn't that bad, dude. It's just something to read when you're super bored. Or high or drunk.

by **Elastic Dog** 12/28/2010, 6:58 pm

9. Mud Man Learns of Impending Doom

One day, while viewing the SBC forums, Mud Man noticed something. Admins wanted to cancel his show! He knew there was only one thing he could do. he called on the Men Society and got Grass Man, Stick Man, Ballman, Hairman, Chairman, Canman, JPGMan, Mouseman, among many mother Man's. Then it was time to strike.

The Grassman shot grassy grass. The Stickman shot sharp sticks. The Ballman shot bouncy balls. The Chairman shot chair-like chairs. Canman shot rusty cans. JPGMan shot image files. Mouseman shot mice. Most importantly, the Mud Man shot muddy rocks. They were about to see if what they did worked. Turns out, it-

TO BE CONTINUED. OR NOT.

by **ExKizuna** 12/28/2010, 7:11 pm

I think if the episodes continue to be long like this, it WILL be good.

by **Elastic Dog** 12/30/2010, 5:55 pm

10. Legacy of the Mud Man

did. All of them then morphed into the Ultimate Man, who shot stuff. Then, they decided Ultimate Man was a bit too bland, so they changed it to Morph Man. The Morph Man could morph into anything. Everything except for mud, for The Mud Man discovered he had a family, and for the last time, shot muddy rocks.

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by **Elastic Dog** 1/11/2011, 8:38 pm

11. Season 2/Its Back
The Mud Man shot balls of joy when he heard that his show had been renewed for a second season. He then called up Ultimate Man and asked if he wanted to stop over for a drink. He agreed, and the Mud Man once again shot muddy rocks.

by **Elastic Dog** 1/14/2011, 5:00 pm

12. Muddy Man
One time, the Mud Man listened to "Lucky Man" by ELP and thought it was awesome so he made his own version called "Muddy Man" and put it on the internet.

by **Elastic Dog** 1/14/2011, 9:41 pm

13. Michael Moore
One day Mud Man discovered his initials were MM, which could also stand for Michael Moore. He thought that was pretty cool, so one day he called up Mr.Moore and they hung out for a day.

by **Elastic Dog** 1/17/2011, 4:57 pm

14. Maxwell

One day, Mud Man hung out with his dude named Maxwell. He thought Maxwell was pretty cool, so they went to see some movie. Later, while driving home, Maxwell made a wrong turn on the highway and totaled his car. Mud Man realized the impact had killed him so he walked back home.

by **Elastic Dog** 1/22/2011, 5:12 pm

15. Filler

The Mud Man ate a mudpie in a pile of mud.

by **Wumbology** 1/22/2011, 6:55 pm

Elastic wrote:15. Filler

Shouldn't this be the title of all the episodes of this spin-off?

by **Elastic Dog** 1/22/2011, 6:59 pm

16. Mud Man Sues Wumbology for Harassment

One day, Wumbo said Mud Man's spin-off was filler and just nonsense gibberish. While Mud Man respected his opinion, he shot a class action lawsuit for 5 dollars out of boredom. They then went to court.

TO BE CONTINUED...

by **Wumbology** 1/22/2011, 7:03 pm

Now we're getting somewhere.

by **Elastic Dog** 1/29/2011, 12:58 am

17. Part 2

Mud Man dropped the case in exchange for a can of Pringles. He then went back to shooting muddy rocks.

by **Elastic Dog** 2/3/2011, 10:29 pm

18. Muddy Stone

One day, The Mud Man ran across the Stone Man, who shot muddy lasers. Mud Man blocked these with his muddy rocks, and the two later became friends.

by **teenj12** 2/3/2011, 11:54 pm

Haha, you read "Sculptured" huh?

by **Elastic Dog** 2/8/2011, 10:21 pm

19. Bullmud

One day, someone pretended to be Mud Man and tried to ruin his name, which angered the real Mud Man. He then peptalked the fake one who turned out to be -------. The man then vanished, and Mud Man and Stone Man played Space Invaders.

by **Elastic Dog** 2/8/2011, 10:38 pm

20. Mud Man Has Nothing To Do With Anyone Or Anything

The Mud Man no smoke cuz it a joke.

/season 2

by **teenj12** 2/8/2011, 10:46 pm

Elastic, go check your inbox

by **Elastic Dog** 2/8/2011, 10:51 pm

teenj12 wrote:Elastic, go check your inbox

Already seen and noted.

by **teenj12** 2/8/2011, 11:00 pm

So now what?

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