The life of a fish

It's Webizoid here. Since you special people on Sponge Community are so cool, You get to see the full Season 1 of The life of a Fish. Here it is:

Season 1:
1. Surfing the Bikini Top/Karate Club
2. Bug off!/CYBERSPACE RACE
3. Not yo Nachos/ One Suds over the Oscar
4. the new job/ The mime episode
5. Bravissimo!/ Momma Mia!
6. Dead Oscar walking/ Remember the Filch
7. Johnny Scallops/ Unsatisfied
8. S'no day like a snow day!/ Dial A for AAAAAGRH!
9. Seasons of Love/ Tomenstein
10. The wrong stuff (parts one and two)
11. Mummy, is that you?/ Farewell, Oscar's grandpa
12. Plankton strikes back/ Patrick's probelm
13. Crown Fools/ Super Safari
14. Boating Bash/ Tom's accident
15. Back to the future/ Oscar's new pet
16. the New 'do/ We come in PEACE
17. St. Patricks Day/ Who wants to be a thousand-aire?
18.I spy you!/ Bookworm
19. Johnny's secret/ Return of Connfess-a-bear
20: TBA (parts one and two) *

*= I am having a contest for this right now on TV.Com.
So this is it. I'll post the episodes soon!!! WEBBY OUT!

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The life of a Fish:

Season 1:
1. Surfing the Bikini Top/Karate Club
2. Bug off!/CYBERSPACE RACE
3. Not yo Nachos/ One Suds over the Oscar
4. the new job/ The mime episode
5. Bravissimo!/ Momma Mia!
6. Dead Oscar walking/ Remember the Filch
7. Johnny Scallops/ Unsatisfied
8. S'no day like a snow day!/ Dial A for AAAAAGRH!
9. Seasons of Love/ Tomenstein
10. The wrong stuff (parts one and two)
11. Mummy, is that you?/ Farewell, Oscar's grandpa
12. Plankton strikes back/ Patrick's probelm
13. Crown Fools/ Super Safari
14. Boating Bash/ Tom's accident
15. Back to the future/ Oscar's new pet
16. the New 'do/ We come in PEACE
17. St. Patricks Day/ Who wants to be a thousand-aire?
18.I spy you!/ Bookworm
19. Johnny's secret/ Return of Connfess-a-bear
20: TBA (parts one and two)

Surfing the bikini Top:One day when Oscar and Tom start to go surfing, they are all unaware that a giant tiger shark is in the water, and he's HUNGRY. Can Tom and Oscar survive surfing without being eaten by a shark?!

Karate Club: Jake makes a club all about karate, but when Oscar and Tom want to join, he has to do everything to teach them to do karate, much to everyones chargin since Oscar and Tom suck at karate. Will Jake be able to teach them how to fight?!

Surfing the bikini Top:

(Title Card)

(Zoom into Oscar's house)

Narrator: AAAhhh... the smell of Bikini Top in the summer.... The young souls who think they look cool surfing and do it for the girls... Yes, I LOOOOVE summer...
Oscar: It's summer again!!! I love surfing... In fact that's what I'm going to do!
Narrator: (Thinking out loud) No duh...
Oscar: Who said that? Mom, is that you?
Narrator: 0.0 ......
Oscar: Well time to head to Salty Beach!! I know a short cut!

(As transition comes he runs through)

Oscar: Excuse me, Sorry, Pardon me, Woowee, Excuse YOU!!
Producer: NOOOO!!! First episode and HE BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL!!!!! I'm losing prfit for a reason!!!
Worker: Actually we don't exist....
Producer:Oh yeah...... Well.....Your fired.....
Worker: (Leaving) Awkward....
Oscar: Finally, I'm here!!!
Tom: Hey, can I come along?
Oscar: Sure!! Why not?
Tom: Cool!!
Oscar: Let's GO!!!!
Jake: Not so fast!
(Oscar and Tom skid to a halt)
Jake: There's a Tiger shark in there, and he's HUNGRY!!!
Tom: Jaws? I always wanted his autograph!!!!!
Jake: what? NO!!!
Oscar: Oh... (Puts pen away)Well I think I can take care of a Shark...pfft!! Sharks are WEAK!!!
Jake: You know I'M a shark?!!
Oscar: I mean other than you...
Jake: Oh..
Oscar: He-he.... Look Jake, I think I can do this, just leave it to me!
Jake: Wait-
(Before he can say anything, Oscar and Tom parade through the crossing tape and into the water with they're surfboards bravely at their sides)
Jake: NOOOOOOO!!!!! It's dangerous!!!
Oscar: I just realized something, If we're animals and this is an animal, how come it isn't civilized like us?
Tom: Oscar, it's a CARTOON, It's not supposed to be completely correct.
Oscar: Just wondering....
Tom: There it is!!!!
Oscar: What the-
( The tiger shark emerges from the water and socks Oscar and Tom and they fly back to the shore)
Oscar and Tom: Oof!!
Oscar: Maybe we should try something different....
Jessie: Hi boys, what seems to be the trouble?
Tom: Ain't it obvious?
(everyone is staring with wide eyes)
Jessie: Well I just got here, you don't have to be so mean!!!
Oscar: Just ignore him. He can be a jerk when he's agitated.
Tom: DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE?!?!?!
Oscar: o.0 Uh...no...
(after telling her what happened)
Jessie: I got a plan. (whispers in both of they're ears)
Oscar and Tom: That's BRILLIANT!!!!

(A couple minutes later)

Oscar: Is everyone in position?
Jessie: Affirmative. Tom? (No answer) TOM?!
Tom: (Eating Chocolate) Hm? Oh yeah...
Oscar: OK, We're moving in.
(sneaks towards the tiger shark)
Tom: 1...
Jessie: 2...
Oscar: 3!!!!!!
(Bags the tiger shark and takes him to shore)
Tiger Shark: OK!!! I'M SORRY!!! I WON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!
Jake: Anything?
Tiger Shark: Yeah, anything!!!!
(All look at each other with big grins)

(The next day he's cashier at the snack shack)

Tiger Shark: I HATE my job...
Jake: Business is booming.
Oscar: You said it!
Tom: Are we going to go surfing?
Oscar: Soon, Tom, soon.
(All laugh and a zoom-out of Salty Beach)
(Blackout)
Tom: But seriously, come on already, let's SURF!!!

Karate Club:

(Title Card)

Jake: (Punching his punching bag) Oof, ah, ee, ooh, Ahh, pain.... it makes me feel SO ALIVE!!! Good thing to, for my Karate Club. Yeah, you heard me, a KARATE CLUB.
Camera man: OK... Just get on with the episode, we heard you.
Jake: Gosh, I just wanted to look cool. Anyways, THE CLUB IS NOW OOOOPEN.(No one comes)*AHEM* It is now OPEN. (Still no one comes) YOU IMBECILES!!!!!!
Oscar: Having trouble?
Tom: Need any help?
Jake: No, not from you!
Oscar: (Ignoring him) KARATE CLUB NOW OPEN!!!!(Everyone comes) Thank you. So... let's get down to brass tacks . I-
Tom: WE WANT TO JOIN YOUR CLUB!!!!
Jake: (wierded out) Fine. Show me what you got.
(Oscar and Tom do a lame show-off)
Jake: That's ALL?
Oscar: (Ashamed) Yeah, we need a teacher, BAD.
Jake: BADLY, you need a teacher BADLY.
Tom: Oh, now you're some GRAMMER EXPERT?
Jake: Whatever, you can join.(Phone Rings)(Jake picks it up) Hello?
Don the Whale:Hello, ol' chum.
Jake: (Terrified) (Puts phone out of earshot) Oh no!!! It's DON!! My nemisis!! He's a MASTER at karate!!!(Puts phone back in earshot) S-so whatcha doin?
Don: Oh, just training for the annual Karate tournament in 2 weeks.
Jake: Oh No! I forgot about that!!!!
Don: So Jakey, (while Jakes foaming at the mouth with rage by being called "Jakey") Train Up, or get lost from this town. See ya in Two weeks.(Hangs up)
Jake: OH NO!!! Guys, we need to train up for a tournament!!!! OK, fighting stance!!!
(Everyone does it except Oscar and Tom)
Oscar: What is the fighting stance?
Jake: *sigh**facepalm* I can't do this...

(The next day)

Jake: Remember waht you learned? HUP TWO READY GO!!!
(Everyone goes crazy with karate moves, but Oscar and Tom still can't live up to the potential)
Oscar: I CAN'T DO THIS!!!!!!(Runs off)
Tom: Hey wait!!Man, don't do this!!! (Runs after him)
Everyone: (ad-libing)What do they think they're doing? They're holding us up! GUYS GET BACK HERE!!!!
Kid #1: What DORKS.
Oscar: I QUIT!!!!!
Jake: Hold on, I think I have something you can both do!

(At the tournament)

Tom: (as announcer) Ladies and Gentlefish, please put your fins together for Bikini Top's KARATE CLUB!!!! Say, you have any chocolate?
Audience: (Claps)
(All get in fighting stance, except Tom, who's up at a microphone)
Kid #2: You can do it. I believe in you.
Oscar: (smiling) Thanks, kid.(Sings Kung-Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas while the people show off thier Karate moves)
(Audience wowed)
(Don faints)
(End Song)
Jessie: (Running up to Oscar) You did GREAT!(kisses him on the cheek)
(Audience cheers)
Oscar: (Blushing) Well, there's a spot for everyone.

I know they aren't very good, but these were my first episodes I ever made of any spin-off so keep that in mind.

The life of a Fish:

Season 1:
1. Surfing the Bikini Top/Karate Club
2. Bug off!/CYBERSPACE RACE
3. Not yo Nachos/ One Suds over the Oscar
4. the new job/ The mime episode
5. Bravissimo!/ Momma Mia!
6. Dead Oscar walking/ Remember the Filch
7. Johnny Scallops/ Unsatisfied
8. S'no day like a snow day!/ Dial A for AAAAAGRH!
9. Seasons of Love/ Tomenstein
10. The wrong stuff (parts one and two)
11. Mummy, is that you?/ Farewell, Oscar's grandpa
12. Plankton strikes back/ Patrick's probelm
13. Crown Fools/ Super Safari
14. Boating Bash/ Tom's accident
15. Back to the future/ Oscar's new pet
16. the New 'do/ We come in PEACE
17. St. Patricks Day/ Who wants to be a thousand-aire?
18.I spy you!/ Bookworm
19. Johnny's secret/ Return of Connfess-a-bear
20: TBA (parts one and two)

Bug off!: Filch get bitten by a rare unknown bug and gets a wierd disease, and since Filch is a hobo, he doesn't have money for a hospital, But Oscar,Tom,and Jessie are to the rescue.Can they find the antidode in time before who knows what happens????

CYBERSPACE RACE:OSCAR AND TOM GET TRAPPED IN A CYBERSPACE DIMMENSION WHEN FILCH ACCIDENTALLY MESSES A COMPUTER UP. THE ONLY WAY OUT IS TO COMPETE IN A RACE THAT NEARLY COSTS THEM THEIR LIVES. CAN THEY WIN SO THEY CAN GET OUT????

Bug off!

(Theme song and Title card)

Oscar: Aah...the city, home of...trash and hoboes??? Though I know a certain hobo, there he is!
Filch:Hiya, Sonny!
Oscar:Me and Tom are headed to the arcade. Wanna come?
Filch: I'd love to but I'm really tired, I'm sorry.
Tom: No problem! See ya Filch!
Filch:Bye guys! I love their generosity....
Tom: He's the best hobo around!
Oscar: You said it!
(TWO HOURS LATER)
Tom: That was fun! tomorrow at 6?
Oscar: OK. (walks off)
Tom: (whistles and walks down the street to his house and passes Filch, but immediatly notices something wrong)Filch?! Are you OK?! Do you have any chocolate?!?!
Filch: Uuhhhhhhhhh......I don't feel soooooooo gooooooood.............
Tom: OH NO!!!!!What happened, do you have ANY chocolate?!
Filch: I was bitten by something......I don't know what...but I feel TERRIBLE.......
Tom: I NEED TO GET OSCAR!!!!!!!(runs to Oscars house)
Filch: Hurry........
Tom: (Running into Oscar's bedroom)OSCAR OSCAR OSCAR OSCAR!!!!!!!!!
Oscar: (waking up) What- Tom?! What the heck?!
Tom: It's Filch, he doesn't feel so good!
Oscar: OH NO!!!!
Tom: AND HE DOESN'T HAVE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!Follow me!(Oscar follows Tom to Filch)
Filch: Oooooohhhhh........
Oscar: OH MY LIVING GOD YOU NEED A HOSPITAL!!!!!!!
Filch: I don't have the money,....... I'm a HOBO........
Oscar:We'll pay for the bill!
Tom: And for lunch!
Filch: No, what I think I need is an antidode..........
Tom: What kind of bite is it?!
Filch: I figured it out, it's a Poison water fly.......
Tom: (to himself) Veeeeeeeeeeeeeery creative.... (Back to Filch)OK, where can we find an antidode? And some chocolate?
Filch: That's for me not to know and for you to find out...........Hurry please.......Oh and Tom?
Tom: Yeah?
Filch: Here's some chocolate.........
(scene change)
Jessie: What's wrong?
Oscar: Filch has been bitten by a poison water fly! So we're looking for an antidode.
Jessie: Oh fish paste!!!!!! Poor Filch!
Tom: So lets get going, I finished my chocolate.
Oscar:Where could it be?.......(sees a bottle hat say POISON WATER FLY ANTIDODE) Well that was TOO easy. (But it surronded by guards and security stuff)
Jessie: You were saying?
Tom: We gotta get in there. Quietly. One word and off with our heads.
Jessie: Yeah, I get the picture. (sickened)
Oscar: Let's move out.
Tom: But I love my home!
Oscar and Jessie:*facepalm*
Tom: Just kidding?
(scene changes to them sneaking in)
Jessie: How do we get those guards out of the way?!
Tom: (Looking at the chocolate in the security guards pocket) CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie: You idiot!
Oscar: NO!!!!!!!!
Tom: (attacking the security guard) GIMME THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Security guard: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!
Tom: (after beating the security guard up) Good news. I got more chocolate!
Oscar: Save it for later, were going in.
Jessie: Lazers? Don't forget, I didn't go on weight watchers for nothing.
Oscar: But you weren't fat!
Jessie: Aaaawwww!
Tom: (whispering to Oscar) Yes she was......
Jessie: Hey, I heard that!!!(slips through lazers and gets antidode)Yes!!!!(sirens blare) No.........
Oscar: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!(everyone runs) UH OH, WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Security guard leaps in)
Tom: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!! IT'S MY CHOCOLATE!!!!(beats up security guard)
Jessie: TAKE THE ANTIDODE OSCAR!!!!!!!!
Oscar: OK, (takes antidode) TOM, STOP BEATING HIM UP, LET'S GO BEFORE FILCH DIES!!!!!!!
Tom: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILCH! WERE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(scene changes to Filch)
Filch: ...............oh........
Tom: Phew! Just in time!
Oscar: Here, take this.
(Filch takes it and feels better)
Filch: I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!
Oscar: That's what friends are for.

THE END!

CYBERSPACE RACE EPISODE:

(Theme song and Title card)

Oscar: Filch, this is the mall!!!
Filch: Ain't ths place purty or what?
Tom: (bored) What.
Filch: I said-
Tom: Yeah, I heard you.
Oscar: (elbows Tom)Show some manners!
Tom: BUT I'M BORED!!!
Oscar: Too bad.
Tom: Hmph.
Jessie: That's pathetic......
Oscar: Sorry about that.
Jessie: Well I'm leaving, I'm breaking the fourth wall because the creator told me I wasn't in this episode. see ya.
Tom: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!
Jessie: Get those filthy fins off me. (walks away)
Tom: My one way ticket out of here has left. Life is fickle.
Filch: You said it sonny!
Oscar: This is the computer store!
Filch: (reading sign) Mahogony's computer store? Who has a name like Mahogony?!
Mahogony: I do, thank you very much.
Filch: Uh, pleased to meet 'cha!
Mahogony: Ew!! Have you EVER washed your fins before?!
Filch: Wash? What does that mean?
Mahogony: Excuse me while I use a whole bottle of hand sanitizer.
Tom: Can we go in already?! Or do we have to sit through a lesson of personal hygene?!
Oscar: OK, let's go in!
Mahogony: The hobo can come in too.
Filch: I'd be much obliged.
Mahogony: *sigh*
Filch: WOW!! WHAT A PLACE! What does this button do?
Mahogony: DON'T PRESS ANYTHING UNLESS YOU'RE- (Oscar and Tom get sucked in) buying it.......
Filch: Hey guys!!!!
Tom: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Mahogony: apparently you guys are stuck in a computer.
Oscar: Yeah, thanks Captain Obvious.
Mahogony: If you were working for me, I would fire you.
Oscar: OK..... thanks for nothing, now how do we get out of here?! And fast! Tom's in the corner becoming an animal without his chocolate.
Tom: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mahogony: Um....will he be OK?
Tom: I will if we can get out of here!!!
Mahogony: Ask him. (points to a random person)
Oscar: Hey how do we get out of here?!
???: YOU HAVE TO COMPETE IN A CYBERSPACE RACE
Oscar: Okie Dokie....
Tom: When does it start?
???: IN ONE MINUTE
Tom: LET'S HURRY!!!!
Oscar: OVER HERE!
Tom: Hello we are here to compete in the race.
Other ???: YOU CAN COME IN BUT FIRST LET'S MAKE YOU TERMINAL (DOES WIERD THING TO MAKE THEM LOOK TERMINAL)
OSCAR: THANKS
TOM: COME ON!WHICH CAR?
OSCAR: THE YELLOW ONE!!!
TOM: WHY?
OSCAR: CAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF NACHOS....
TOM: OK, STOP THINKING ABOUT NACHOS OR WE'RE SURE TO LOSE.
OSCAR: OK, OK......
TOM: LET'S GET IN!!!! WE'RE BORING THE READERS!!!!
Reader: This is boring.
OSCAR: OK. (THEY GET IN)
ON YOUR MARK GET SET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOM: PUT THE PETAL TO THE METAL!!!!
(OSCAR AND TOM SPEED OFF)
OSCAR: HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING?!
TOM: LEAN!!!!
OSCAR: WOAH!!!
(THEY TURN)
TOM: AAH!!! RAMP!!!!!!!!
OSCAR: HOLY-
(THEY FLY OFF THE RAMP AND ACROSS THE FINISH LINE)
TOM: THAT WAS.....EASY.
????: YEAH, THAT'S THE POINT. WE JUST WANTED YOU MONEY.
OSCAR: LET US OUT OF HERE AND TURN US BACK TO NORMAL!!!!
????: OK.....
(Oscar and Tom are back in the real world)
Mahogony: DON'T SUE ME, I'M INNOCENT!!!!
Filch: They wouldn't have the heart, right?
Tom: RIGHT.
Everyone: 0.0..........

THE END!

The life of a Fish:

Season 1:
1. Surfing the Bikini Top/Karate Club
2. Bug off!/CYBERSPACE RACE
3. Not yo Nachos/ One Suds over the Oscar
4. the new job/ The mime episode
5. Bravissimo!/ Momma Mia!
6. Dead Oscar walking/ Remember the Filch
7. Johnny Scallops/ Unsatisfied
8. S'no day like a snow day!/ Dial A for AAAAAGRH!
9. Seasons of Love/ Tomenstein
10. The wrong stuff (parts one and two)
11. Mummy, is that you?/ Farewell, Oscar's grandpa
12. Plankton strikes back/ Patrick's probelm
13. Crown Fools/ Super Safari
14. Boating Bash/ Tom's accident
15. Back to the future/ Oscar's new pet
16. the New 'do/ We come in PEACE
17. St. Patricks Day/ Who wants to be a thousand-aire?
18.I spy you!/ Bookworm
19. Johnny's secret/ Return of Connfess-a-bear
20: TBA (parts one and two)

3. Not yo Nachoes/ One Suds over the Oscar

Not yo Nachoes: Oscar runs out of nachoes and the store is closed. He and Tom go on a desperate search for nachoes.

One suds over the Oscar: Oscar gets the suds and Jessie tries to make him feel better by taking him to the hospital. When they get there, they hear some unfortunate news......

Not yo Nachoes:

(Title Card)

Oscar: Aah, the weekend. time to lay back and RELAX. (takes a sip of Sprite and burps) Not to mention you can be completly disgusting and no one will care. But today isn't fullfilled yet....hmm, I KNOW! Nachoes! They are my favorite!! (Opens pantry) Now, where are they? (Realizes he's all out) OH NO! Oh well, I'll get some at the store. (scene changes) Hmm, Fish-Mart is the only store around here.
Tom: Hey, hows it going?
Oscar: What are you doing here?
Jake: What am I doing here???
Oscar: Oh, hi.....
Jake: I came for some soap. We're fresh out.
Tom: I need some chocolate, badly, before I go crazy.....
Producer: Don't make a Hulk reference, Don't make a Hulk reference....
Tom: You won't like it when I'm crazy!
Producer: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! We're going to be sued!!!!!!!
Worker: Does it occur to you WE DON'T EXIST?! We are charecters made up by Webby.
Webby (Me): Hi, I'm your creator.
Producer: Wow......
Worker: (sarcastically) AMAZING, huh?
Producer: I don't like your tone.
Oscar: OH NO! They're CLOSED!!! I forgot it's Sunday!!!
Tom: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake: Well, I'm out of here, see ya suckers.
Tom: I NEED CHOCOLATE!!!
Jake: And when I mean out of here, I mean IMMEDIATLY!!! (runs away)
Tom: Sorry, I can't help it if I go mad, my stomach has a mind of it's own!
Stomach: Silence, you fool!!
Oscar: Lemme guess, he'll pop up randomly throughout the series.
Tom: I think.....
Oscar: We need to find a store, and FAST!
Tom: How about that one?
Oscar: Let's give it a shot.... (Walks over and sees it too is closed) TARTAR SAUCE!
Tom: Wow, We need help.......I'm GOING crazy RIGHT now!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Oscar: Tom? TO-OM!
Tom: Lawnmower?
Oscar: Uh oh, the effects are kicking in!
Tom: John Deere?
Oscar: What?
Tom: (singing) John Jacob Jinkle-Himer Smith, his name is my name too!!!
Oscar: Now the mood-swings....
Tom: I love you, so DIE!!!!!!!!
Oscar: (sees Spongebob) Who are you?
Spongebob: My name is Spongebob.
Oscar: Where is the nearest store?
Spongebob: I'll show you.
(takes him to Barg 'N' Mart)
Spongebob: This store is open 24/7!!!
Oscar: Wowie! That was one long trip.
Tom: Twinkle twinkle Mr. Star........
Spongebob: Is he OK?
Oscar: He needs chocolate.
Tom: Lollipop.....Yum Yum Yum......
Spongebob: I happen to have a fresh supply right HERE! (Takes out a lifetime supply of chocolate)
Tom: Mommy? CHOCOLATE!!! (Takes it home) Oh, i love you, yes I do!
Oscar: The effects take a while to wear off.
Spongebob: Here are your nachoes.
Oscar: I was planning on buying them myself-
Spongebob: take them, I don't need them.
Oscar: wow, I can count on you!
Spongebob: See you around!
Oscar: wow, I made a new friend.

THE END!

One suds over the Oscar:

(title card)

Oscar: Well, it's a nice day. I think I'll go outside. (walks out) OW! My head!!! It burns!!! (walks back in) Wow, how unfortunate- ow, my head! I need some Fish-vil. (gets some and pops them in his mouth) Woowie, that's better. ah-ah-AH CHOOOOOOO!!! (bubbles come out) Uh oh, I think I have the SUDS! (Dials phone number) Tom?
Tom: Yeah?
Oscar: I think I have the suds.
Tom: AAAAAAH!!!! Get away from me!!!!! (hangs up)
Oscar: Umm, let's try that again (dials his number) Hello? HELL-O?
Tom: (in voicemail) Hey, you have reached Tom Parreli's house. I'm sorry, but I am out somewhere without my phone so leave a message and I'll call you back. Cool? Cool. (beep)
Oscar: (hanging up phone) that was useless. (calls Jessie) Hello?
Jessie: Oh, hi.
Oscar: Listen, I have the suds and I-
Jessie: Oh man, that stinks. Wait right there, I'll be over immediatly.
Oscar: Thank you. (hangs up, but the phone rings again) Oh who is it now? Hello?
Spongebob: I heard you had the suds.
Oscar: How did you know?
Spongebob: Your friend told me. I had the suds once.
Oscar: Well that's ironic.
Spongebob: Tell me about it, it's pretty rare. What are your symptoms?
Oscar: A headache, sneezing with bubbles coming out of my nose,- Ow! And I just discovered some intestinal pain-
Spongebob: Ooh! That doesn't happen when you have the suds.
Oscar: It doesn't?
Spongebob: No, I think you have to go to the hospital.
Oscar: Really? OK, thanks for the help!
Spongebob: Don't mention it. (hangs up)
Oscar: I don't feel so good....(runs to puke) Wow, that wasn't normal.
Jessie: (coming in) I'm here!
Oscar: I think I might not have the suds.
Jessie: What do you think you have?
Oscar: I don't know, but I called a friend and he told me that some of the symptoms I have arent part of the suds.
Jessie: Well, let's go!
Oscar: I'll get my car started.
Jessie: No need, I'll drive you.
Oscar: Really? Thanks.
Jessie: Don't mention it!
(scene changes to the hospital)
Doctor: Ooh! This isn't pretty.
Jessie: What is it?
Doctor: I'm afraid he has appendicitis.
Oscar: But people don't sneeze bubbles when they have appendicitis.
Doctor: Underwater they do. I need to take your appendix out.
Oscar: do what you have to do.
Doctor: You will have to stay at home all of this week to recover. coincidently, it's Sunday.
Oscar: So until next Sunday, I can't go outside?
Doctor: That's right, I'm afraid.
Jessie: I'll move in with you for the week until you can do things on your own.
Oscar: Thank you. You seem to really care about me.
Jessie: I do.
Doctor: OK, I'm ready to do the surgery.
Oscar: OK, time to get it out of me.
(One surgery later.....)
Oscar: Wow, that was quick.
Jessie: Just think, in a week, you won't show any signs of ever having your appendix removed.
Oscar: It'll be just a matter of time.

THE END!

The life of a Fish:

Season 1:
1. Surfing the Bikini Top/Karate Club
2. Bug off!/CYBERSPACE RACE
3. Not yo Nachos/ One Suds over the Oscar
4. the new job/ The mime episode
5. Bravissimo!/ Momma Mia!
6. Dead Oscar walking/ Remember the Filch
7. Johnny Scallops/ Unsatisfied
8. S'no day like a snow day!/ Dial A for AAAAAGRH!
9. Seasons of Love/ Tomenstein
10. The wrong stuff (parts one and two)
11. Mummy, is that you?/ Farewell, Oscar's grandpa
12. Plankton strikes back/ Patrick's probelm
13. Crown Fools/ Super Safari
14. Boating Bash/ Tom's accident
15. Back to the future/ Oscar's new pet
16. the New 'do/ We come in PEACE
17. St. Patricks Day/ Who wants to be a thousand-aire?
18.I spy you!/ Bookworm
19. Johnny's secret/ Return of Connfess-a-bear
20: TBA (parts one and two)

The new job: Oscar searches for a new job and winds up at the Krusty Krab and sees his old pal Spongebob. But instead of Mr. Krabs being boss (he died of a heart attack) there is a guy named Tyson. Oscar then sees a new cashier, because Squidward quit and is now a big clarinet star, and his name is Quincy. Oscar really thinks the job suits him and would be good for him, but will he get the job?

The mime episode: Tom and Oscar decide to be mimes for a day and act like mimes. Everyone thinks they are great and pay them money. Jake then gets jealous and tries to sabatoge one of thier "acts". Will everything work out?

the new job:

(title card)

Oscar: Time for a big day.....(comes back to reality) Of nothing. I don't have a job, I can barely can keep up with my house, and the power bill is three months over due! It's time to apply for a job. I can't stand living in the dark, well without any power....(Opens newspaper) Let's see, job ads....Krusty Krab, assistant manager....eh, I'll try it out. If it means to have power again. I missed 9 episodes of Fish Idol in a row!!! Wait, why do I keep talking to myself, this script is lame, give me a pet or something.
Producer: That's for another episode!!! Move along.
Oscar: OK.....(Arrives at the Krusty Krab) Help Wanted! Time to strut my stuff!!!
Tom: Hey, what'cha doin'?
Oscar: I'm applying for a new job.
Tom: that's coral ("cool"). I have a job at the Shell Shack.
Oscar: When did you apply?
Tom: When I got out of college.
Oscar: You never told me!! Never mind, I got to go.
Tom: See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.
Oscar: OK.....(walks in) I'm here to apply for the Krusty Krab. (sees Spongebob) Spongebob?
Spongebob: Oscar??? What are you doing here?
Oscar: Applying for a new job.
Spongebob: That's nice, what for?
Oscar: Assistant manager. What are you?
Spongebob: I am the legendary fry cook.
Oscar: So where do I go to sign up?
Spongebob: (points to the boss's office) Right in there.
Oscar: Wish me luck!
Spongebob: OK! Hey Quincy, someone is trying out for assistant manager.
Quincy: That's coral.
Spongebob: I hope he gets it, he's a friend of mine.
Oscar: (opening door) Hello?
Tyson: Welcome, who are you?
Oscar: My name is Oscar Fordson, and I would like to apply for assistant manager.
Tyson: Oh, well do you know anything about money?
Oscar: Some.
Tyson: Well, tell me what you know. (Oscar tells him everything he knows) Well the only way we'll know foor sure is if you can handle being boss for the day, I'll give you assistant manager.
Oscar: Wow, really??
Tyson: I trust you.
Oscar: OK, so what am I supposed to do?
Tyson: Just count up the money that the restaurant. And when something happens that you can't control, just stay calm and don't panic. Spongebob will usually take care of it.
Spongebob: Spongebob on duty!
Tyson: So I think you are a mature man, I think you can do it.
Oscar: I will do my best, sir.
Tyson: Goodbye. (walks out)
Spongebob: (walking in) Did you get the job?
Oscar: I have to be in charge of the Krusty Krab for a while, then he'll decide.
Spongebob: OK, I'll tell you if anything bad happens.
Oscar: OK.
(1 hour later)
???: I would like a Krabby patty.
Quincy: OK, that will be 99 cents. spongebob: Order up! Next please.
Spongebob: (makes Krabby Patty) Order 5, where is your table?
Quincy: It's right there.
Spongebob: Oh, thanks.
Quincy: No prob.
Spongebob: Here's you order.
???: IT'S MINE!!!!!
Spongebob: HUH?!
???: (rips off disguise and reveals himself to be Plankton)Suprise!! Now I can sell it at the Chum bucket!
Spongebob: OH NO!!!!!!!!!
Plankton: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (destroys the restaurant)No one will stop me!!!!!!!!!!!
Oscar: 180,221,546,388;180,221,546,389........
Spongebob: OH NO!!!! This place is a wreck!!!
Oscar: what is it???
Quincy: Plankton stole a Krabby Patty! He has been going at it for years.
Oscar: He won't steal it on my watch. (squishes Plankton)
Plankton: AAAAARGH! I went to college!!!
Quincy: HOORAY!!! He has defeaten Plankton!!!
Everyone: HOORAY!!!
Quincy: Now we just need to clean this place.
Oscar: Don't worry about it, I'll do it.
spongebob: I'll help!
quincy: I'll pitch in too, I guess.
(Tyson comes back after the place is cleaned)
Tyson: Wow boys. This place is spit-shine clean.
Quincy: Don't thank us, thank Oscar!
Oscar: Well, I'm much obliged...yeah I'm a little southern if you didn't notice.
Tyson: Well, you've got the job, Oscar, congrats. Hip hip-
Everyone: HOORAY!
Tyson: Hip Hip-
Everyone: HOORAY!!!
Kid: Is there any ice cream?
Tyson: ???

The end!!!

The mime episode:

(title card)

(Oscar and Tom sit in the center of Oscar's bedroom, looking for something to do)
Tom: I'm bored.......What to do, what to do?
Oscar: I have an idea! We could be mimes for a day!
Tom: great idea!!!
(Oscar and Tom go outside in their mime costumes. As they're walking the streets, they find a good attraction spot and start performing. Tom takes a "rope" and "pulls" Oscar in. Oscar responds to the "pulling by being "pulled" in. A kid walks by to see what they're doing.)
Kid: Everyone! Look at what they're doing!
(Tom is delighted to see everyone is coming to see them. He nudges Oscar to signal to him that there is a crowd. Oscar beams and they continue with the act. Oscar gets in a "box" and "closes" it. Tom "wanders" across and is "surprised" to see that Oscar is in a "box". He "opens" the "box" and Oscar pops out. The audience claps. Oscar is now out of things to do. He is suddenly struck with an idea. He goes to Tom and signals something, but even though we don't understand it, Tom does. Tom starts to pretend he has a "football". He then "passes" it to Oscar, who runs and throws the "ball" at the ground when he gets to the "touchdown zone". He mouths the words "touchdown!!!" and does a touchdown dance when Tom goes over to "congratulate" him. The crowd goes crazy and Oscar and Tom bow. Jake happens to pass by to witness all of this and grows envious that they are getting famous.)
Jake: What?! They do some stupid act and get CREDIT for it?! That stuff is old school. I need some fame......
(Jake pushes through the crowd, gets in the performing area, and does some karate moves, interrupting Tom and Oscar. They grow angry he is messing up they're mime act. They signal to Jake and the audience that they need to talk to Jake. They turn around.)
Oscar: What do you think you're doing trying to ruin our act! We entertained them and they loved us. If you want to show off your stuff, do it elsewhere. Why are you doing this to us?!
Jake: Well, if you get famous, I'm going to get famous too.
Tom: I have an idea.
(a couple minutes later, Jake does his karate moves and the same time Oscar and Tom do their mime act. The audience loves it and cheer wildly.)
Jake: I guess fame is just around the corner.
Oscar: Right!

THE END!

The life of a Fish:

Season 1:
1. Surfing the Bikini Top/Karate Club
2. Bug off!/CYBERSPACE RACE
3. Not yo Nachos/ One Suds over the Oscar
4. the new job/ The mime episode
5. Bravissimo!/ Momma Mia!
6. Dead Oscar walking/ Remember the Filch
7. Johnny Scallops/ Unsatisfied
8. S'no day like a snow day!/ Dial A for AAAAAGRH!
9. Seasons of Love/ Tomenstein
10. The wrong stuff (parts one and two)
11. Mummy, is that you?/ Farewell, Oscar's grandpa
12. Plankton strikes back/ Patrick's probelm
13. Crown Fools/ Super Safari
14. Boating Bash/ Tom's accident
15. Back to the future/ Oscar's new pet
16. the New 'do/ We come in PEACE
17. St. Patricks Day/ Who wants to be a thousand-aire?
18.I spy you!/ Bookworm
19. Johnny's secret/ Return of Connfess-a-bear
20: TBA (parts one and two)

Bravissimo!: Quincy tries out for a play and doesn't get in the play at all. Sad and depressed, he vows to quit everything and move far away, but Tyson, Oscar, and spongebob try to convince him not to.

Mamma Mia: Oscar finds out Tom comes from Itallian roots. and Tom shows Oscar a dish that is a secret family recipe. Soon, the secret spills out and someonne wants to by the recipe from him, will he give his gourmet recipe up? Will this be the end of Tom and Oscar's freindship?

Bravissimo!:

(title card)

Quincy: I can't wait! Today I audition for my dream play: Les Miserables! Oh, how people will weep at my sad, sad performance. Well, here we are! The Bikini Top Theather! Time to show them what I can do!
???: Please put you're name, first and last, your email, and your phone number.
Quincy: Let's see...Quincy Wellington, Email....Hey, this is private!
Camera Man: Sorry!!!
Quincy: OK, There we go! Here, this is my name, email, and phone number.
???: OK, step this way to be measured.
????: OK, (Measures Quincy) Hey's all set.
???: Now go in there and wait for your turn to audition.
Quincy: Thank you.
Director: Hello, please state your name and what you are auditioning for.
Quincy: I am Quincy Wellington, and I am auditioning for Jean Valjean.
Director: OK, now what are you singing?
Quincy: a segment from "Toys" from Geppetto and son.
Director: OK. I'm ready when you're ready.
Quincy: OK....
Why is it the people who shouldn't have children,
Who have children?
Why is it the people who don't know how lucky they are who are blessed?
Why is it the ones who see children as bothers
Are the ones who get to be fathers?
When someone like me
Clearly would be the best?
There must be a slip-up in heavens workshop
Or a wrinkle in natures Design!
For I spend my days with the children
Of the people who shouldn't have children,
And none of them are mine...
None of them will ever be mine...
Director: Thank you, you can go now.
Quincy: Thank you sir.
(one day later)
Quincy: Oh my gosh, I can't wait to see what I got!!! (gets on the computer) Lets see, let's go to there website. Jean Valjean is played by....... Joseph Deckerson? What am I??? Maruis? I didn't want Mauris!!! (crys) I'm quitting theater FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! I should just get my life over with...(scene changes to a big bridge, as big as the brooklyn bridge) (Breathes between tears) My life has been worthless, so it is time to end it all now. (gets ready to jump off)
(Meanwhile Oscar, Spongebob, and Tyson are at work and quickly realize quincy isn't there)
Oscar: This CAN'T BE GOOD!!! Where is he?
Spongebob: Let's check his house.
tyson: He's a trusting employee, I don't know why he wouldn't tell me where he is...
(They arrive at his house and see a will)
Oscar: Look, his will!
Spongebob: (reading it) Dear whoever reads this,
My life doesn't matter to anyone and never will. I want all of my things to go to my friends and family, well, goodbye...Signed Quincy. (Spongebobs eyes welll up with tears) Poor Quincy!!!
Oscar: Let's check the bridge.
(They get to the bridge as Quincy is about to jump)
Spongebob: Don't jump Quincy!!!
Quincy: Wha- How'd you find me?
Tyson: We found your will...Your life isn't worthless...You are a worthful person that shouldn't commit suicide.
Quincy: But I didn't get the part I auditioned for!!!
Oscar: That doesn't matter. You get what you get, and you can't change that. It's either Mauris or nothing.
Tyson: It's not that bad.
Spongebob: PLEASE!!! Dont leave us!!!!!
Oscar: You are like family to us.
Tyson: You are the best cashier I will ever know. And trust me, I know a lot of cashiers...
quincy: OK, I'll stay!
Everyone: HOORAY!!!!!!
(One month later at the Les Miserables opening night)
Spongebob: wow, quincy is doing such a good job.
Tyson: This play is so sad! (Blows nose)
Oscar: Well, Quincy will probbably get the main role next time.

THE END!!!

Mamma Mia!:

(title card)

(Tom appears in his kitchen and he is baking something)
Tom: Let's see, some spices here, some flavor there, and some chocolate drizzle!!! Wait, that doesn't go into gormet cooking!!! Well, it does now!
Oscar: Ooh! What smells so good? (sees tom) Tom???
Tom: Hi, just making a family recipe. It's been a secret for ages! I din't even know I was Itallian until I found this recipe a week ago! Then I went on the FamilyTree's website, and I learned that my great great great great GREAT grandfather was a famous chef: Papa Pappereli! Benissimo!
Oscar: Please, English.
Tom: Sorry...
Oscar: Chocolate on spaghetti?
Tom: It sounds good, so I might as well try it.... there, finished!
Oscar: (in an italian accent) Let's-a try it!
Tom: (also using an accent) OK, my broth-a! (they eat it) Wow....
Oscar: I feel like I'm on cloud 9.....(imagines he's floting on a cloud)
Tom: Eh, come to Earth, Oscar!
Oscar: (falls) Ouch! Well, with this, we could sell this for a fortune! We'd have a million stores selling this world famous chocolate spaghetti!!!
Tom: Well, yes, but-
Oscar: Let's tell this to the world!!!!
Tom: Hold on!
World: we were listening the whole time.
Oscar: OK, that's very creepy. Come buy some chocolate spaghetti!!!
Tom: wait!
Oscar: How about you whip up some chocolate spaghetti!
Tom: (sighs) Yes sir...
(The next day)
Jeff A. Fish: (on T.V) This is Jeff A. Fish telling you that chocolate spaghetti is a riot! People all over the world are coming to Tom Paparelli's house to get some of this chocolate spaghetti!
Oscar: We're famous! Just think, the fame-
tom: Oscar-
Oscar: The fortune-
Tom: Oscar!
Oscar: Everything that goes!
Tom: OSCAR!!!!!
Oscar: what?!
Tom: I can't sell these anymore, it was a secret family recipe until you spilled it to the world! I can't do this anymore.
Oscar: Just think of all oof those things I said before! Plus a hot tub!
Tom: Do you care about the food, or the money.
Oscar: Well-
Tom: Well, nothing! I QUIT!!!!!!!! (leaves)
Oscar: Tom!!! Wait!!!
tom: No, this friendship is OVER!
Oscar: (his heart breaks) Over?......Ah, what have I been doing?! I need to stop this and bring things back the way they were supposed to be!!!
Jeff A. fish: Not so fast. I want to try some of your chocolate spaghetti.
Oscar: well, there's one plate left. (gives it to him)
Jeff A Fish: this is quite delectable! I would like to buy it from you!
Oscar: (thinking) Oh no! should I take the money or the friendship? Money? Friendship? MONEY? FREINDSHIP? MONEY?! FRIENDSHIP?! MONEY!??!?!?!?!?! FIENDSHIP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?
Oscar: (not thinking anymore) I CAN'T DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think Tom is more important than money. I'm sorry, but you cant have it, I'm shutting this place down!
Jeff: OK, I have better things to do.
Oscar: (walking over to Tom) I'm sorry I was so selfish.
Tom: Well, you did the right thing.
Oscar: What is the secret?
tom: I'm not telling you!
(Fading out at this point)
Oscar: what is it?
tom: I can't here you?
Oscar: But I want to know!

THE END!!!!!

The life of a Fish:

Season 1:
1. Surfing the Bikini Top/Karate Club
2. Bug off!/CYBERSPACE RACE
3. Not yo Nachos/ One Suds over the Oscar
4. the new job/ The mime episode
5. Bravissimo!/ Momma Mia!
6. Dead Oscar walking/ Remember the Filch
7. Johnny Scallops/ Unsatisfied
8. S'no day like a snow day!/ Dial A for AAAAAGRH!
9. Seasons of Love/ Tomenstein
10. The wrong stuff (parts one and two)
11. Mummy, is that you?/ Farewell, Oscar's grandpa
12. Plankton strikes back/ Patrick's probelm
13. Crown Fools/ Super Safari
14. Boating Bash/ Tom's accident
15. Back to the future/ Oscar's new pet
16. the New 'do/ We come in PEACE
17. St. Patricks Day/ Who wants to be a thousand-aire?
18.I spy you!/ Bookworm
19. Johnny's secret/ Return of Connfess-a-bear
20: TBA (parts one and two)

Dead Oscar Walking: Oscar is falsely accused of robbing a bank and is sent to jail. Tom and friends try to bail him out, but when all fails, there is always a prison break! Will Oscar get out of jail?

Remember The Filch: filch wanders across the city's football team and happens to be a good player so he goes on to be a football star. Will Filch completley forget about Oscar and the others?

Dead Oscar walking:

(Title Card)

Oscar: Well, today's Thursday, so it's time to make a deposit! (walks in bank)
Bank Teller: can I help you?
Oscar: I would like to make a deposit.
Bank Teller: How much?
Oscar: $30.
Bank Teller: OK, hand it over.
Oscar: Alright.
???: THIS IS A HOLD UP!!!!!
Bank Teller: TAKE COVER! (Ducks under a desk)
Oscar: (standing, frozen) uh...uh...(Nervously) UH!!!!
???: (hears the police come) I'M OUT OF HERE!!!! (Drops bag of money and runs out)
Oscar: (picking it up) Hmm...This looks like a lot of money-
Policeman: FREEZE!
Oscar: Huh? Wait! It's not what it looks like!!!
Policeman: (putting handcuffs on him) Tell it to the judge.
Oscar: (Being dragged away) Wait! I'm INNOCENT!!!
Policeman: That's what they ALL say. (Throws Oscar in the police car)
Tom: Oh NO!!! OSCAR!!!!! I gotta tell Jake, Jessie, and Filch!
Jessie: HE WHAT?!
Filch: Poor sonny.
Jake: I could care less.
Jessie: (grabbing him) You listen, and you listen CLOSE! You better care, or I will kill you so much, you'll wish you were related to the devil!
Jake: OK, OK! Gosh- (Gets dropped) OW!
Filch: LEt's safe Oscar already!
Tom: Let's try bailing. If all fails...JAILBREAK!
Filch: GASP!
Jake: GASP!
Jessie: GASP!
Duck: QUACK!!!
Filch: Wha-?!
Tom: How about we break him out first.
Filch: OK. (scene change)
Tom: Rope?
Jake: Check.
Tom: Agility?
Filch: Born with it.
Tom: Cool burglar outfits?
Jessie: Home-made and ready to rock!
Tom: Are you guys ready.
Everyone: YEah!
Filch: Let's get some!!!
Tom: Alright, lower me. (Gets lowered) I'm on the ground now.
Filch: YES! (Falls) AAAAAAAAaaAAAAAaaaaAAAA!!!!
Tom: Uh oh! (CRASH!!!)
Filch: (Sirens go off) Aw, shucks!
Jessie: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Jake: Wait up!!!!
Oscar: (wakes up) Huh?! TOM?! JESSIE?! FILCH?! What are you guys doing here?!
Jake: We're breaking you out.
Oscar: OK, let's go QUICKLY!!!
Jessie: I'm a natural at dodging lasers! See episode 3!
Producer: Once again, the fourth wall is broken...
Policeman: You are all under arrest.
Tom: Darn!
Oscar: wait! (sees the original burglar) That is the one that stole the money, not me!!!
Policeman: Well, we'll find out tomorrow for sure.
Narrator: Tomorrow for sure...
Judge: I say Oscar is....NOT GUILTY!
Jessie: YES!
Policeman: I'm sorry I thought you were the robber.
Oscar: No biggie. Now, I need to make a withdrawl.
Policeman: I better follow you.

THE END!

Remember the Filch:

(Title card)

Filch: Aah! the smell of the city in the morning. (almost bumps into a lady with a baby carriage)
Baby: JERK!
Lady: Is this my baby?
Baby: Um...Goo goo Gaa gaa?
Lady: That's what I thought you said.
Filch: what to do, what to do today!
Quarterback: get ready..... HIKE!
Filch: (watching the game) Wow.... I wanna do THAT!
Quarterback: Touchdown!!!
Filch: Hey guys! I wanna do what you guys are doing!
Coach: And who are you?
Filch: I'm Filch Q. Hobkins and I would like to join this team.
Coach: But there's a strict rule on age...
Filch: why would anyone care if I'm 60? I'm in it to win it!
Coach: OK, (throws him a ball) Let's see what you can do!
Filch: And.....wait, what do I say?
Player: Just say anything random then when you're ready, say "HIKE!"
Filch: OK.....Anything random and then when you're ready, say HIKE!!!!!!!!
Player: *facepalm*
Player 2: Pass it here!
Filch: OK, (throws it so hard it goes and makes a field goal) Whoa! I can do THAT?!
Coach: Obviously. You're on the team!!!
Filch: Alright!
Team: Go FILCH! Go FILCH!
Filch: YAHOO!!!
(that night...)
Oscar: Now, I haven't heard any sign of Filch! (walks by football field and sees Filch playing) FILCH?!
Filch: Oscar?
tom: Jessie?
Jessie: Jake?
Spongebob: SPONGEBOB!
Jake: That joke is old.
Spongebob: Whatever...
Filch: (Makes a touchdown) TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Announcer: The Bikini Top Sharks win!!!
Quarterback: Now Filch to travel with us! HIP HIP-
Everyone: HOORAY!!!
(5 weeks later)
Filch: aah! The final game!!!
Coach: It's the final game of the season. Who's going to win?
Everyone: THE SHARKS!
Coach: WHO'S GONNA WIN?!
Everyone: THE SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!
Coach: Now get out there and TOSS SOME PIGSKIN!!!!
Everyone: (running out) YEAH!!! (They win the game) YEAH!!!!!
Player: Well, we couldn't have done it without Filch.
Dealer: Hey, Mr. Hobkins.
Filch: Please, calll me Filch.
Dealer: Do you want a deal to go on to the national play-offs?
Filch: Well, can I take my friends?
Dealer: Heck, NO! I bet your friends are a bunch of LOSERS!
Filch: Hey!
dealer: So what will it be? Hobo, or fame?
Filch: I'll be a hobo, thank you very much!
Dealer: Darn, shouldn't have said the thing about his friends....
Oscar: I knew you would turn up!
Filch: Fame is nothing compared to friends!
Player: but what about our team?
Filch: Hmm....
(Old man Jenkins is playing and waves to Filch)
Filch: (waves back) You're about to get a-
Everyone: TOUCHDOWN!!!
Filch: You guys don't need me, I got better fish to fry.

THE END!!!

I got bored of this show so I will do another.

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I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us.

webizoid345 wrote:I got bored of this show so I will do another.

Joy.

In His Arms wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:I got bored of this show so I will do another.

I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us.

I don't.

terminoob wrote:

In His Arms wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:I got bored of this show so I will do another.

I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us.

I don't.

Gee thanks

terminoob wrote:

In His Arms wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:I got bored of this show so I will do another.

I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us.

I don't.

I'm looking forward to it because I like stale jokes and quotes I can't even read.

CelestialCharade wrote:

terminoob wrote:

In His Arms wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:I got bored of this show so I will do another.

I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us.

I don't.

I'm looking forward to it because I like stale jokes and quotes I can't even read.

This from the creator of Eelz?

Wumbology wrote:

CelestialCharade wrote:

terminoob wrote:

In His Arms wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:I got bored of this show so I will do another.

I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us.

I don't.

I'm looking forward to it because I like stale jokes and quotes I can't even read.

This from the creator of Eelz?

Eelz is supposed to be a bunch of stale jokes. It's paroding the old spinoffs of 2007.

CelestialCharade wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

CelestialCharade wrote:

terminoob wrote:

In His Arms wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:I got bored of this show so I will do another.

I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us.

I don't.

I'm looking forward to it because I like stale jokes and quotes I can't even read.

This from the creator of Eelz?

Eelz is supposed to be a bunch of stale jokes. It's paroding the old spinoffs of 2007.

And it's apparently more successful than those, since everyone (aside from me...) seems to think it's frickin' hilarious ._.

CelestialCharade wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

CelestialCharade wrote:

terminoob wrote:

In His Arms wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:I got bored of this show so I will do another.

I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us.

I don't.

I'm looking forward to it because I like stale jokes and quotes I can't even read.

This from the creator of Eelz?

Eelz is supposed to be a bunch of stale jokes. It's paroding the old spinoffs of 2007.

Well it worked, because those spinoffs aren't funny either.

My frickin god people, if you don't like it, don't read it and put comments like "These jokes are bullshit" because I don't care!

terminoob wrote:

CelestialCharade wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

CelestialCharade wrote:

terminoob wrote:

In His Arms wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:I got bored of this show so I will do another.

I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us.

I don't.

I'm looking forward to it because I like stale jokes and quotes I can't even read.

This from the creator of Eelz?

Eelz is supposed to be a bunch of stale jokes. It's paroding the old spinoffs of 2007.

And it's apparently more successful than those, since everyone (aside from me...) seems to think it's frickin' hilarious ._.

Trust me, I don't understand, either.

spacedot wrote:

CelestialCharade wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

CelestialCharade wrote:

terminoob wrote:

In His Arms wrote:

webizoid345 wrote:I got bored of this show so I will do another.

I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us.

I don't.

I'm looking forward to it because I like stale jokes and quotes I can't even read.

This from the creator of Eelz?

Eelz is supposed to be a bunch of stale jokes. It's paroding the old spinoffs of 2007.

Well it worked, because those spinoffs aren't funny either.

BUT THAT'S OKAY
CAUSE I'M YOUR AVERAGE MAN