CSI: SBC

Plot: Involves the adventures of different SBC Officers in different states, solving crimes and mysteries.

Episode Guide

Season 1
1. The California Crazyman
2. Canadian Plead
3. Case of the Stolen Britain Jewel

You better have The Fat Guy from Big Time Rush playing WhaleBlubber and Miley Cyrus playing NightmareFan like I suggested in the chat or I will be extremely disappointed D:

Clapeh wrote:You better have The Fat Guy from Big Time Rush playing WhaleBlubber and Miley Cyrus playing NightmareFan like I suggested in the chat or I will be extremely disappointed D:

They will.

IS THIS HAPPENING? I just saw the title and got excited, only to see it hasn't got any chapters/episodes yet.

Doogle. wrote:IS THIS HAPPENING? I just saw the title and got excited, only to see it hasn't got any chapters/episodes yet.

It will come soon. I'm very busy at the moment.

jjsthekid wrote:

Doogle. wrote:IS THIS HAPPENING? I just saw the title and got excited, only to see it hasn't got any chapters/episodes yet.

It will come soon. I'm very busy at the moment.

Apologies, I'll be patient... (or I'll try anyway).

May I be a writer? I actually love this idea, me being the God of Crime Fiction on this site.

tvguy347 wrote:May I be a writer? I actually love this idea, me being the God of Crime Fiction on this site.

Sure.

*Waits impatiently.*

CSI: SBC Season 1

Episode 1: The California Crazyman

Officer Dalton was walking his way, patrolling the streets. He then heard a bloodcurdling shriek. He turned on his flashlight and walked along. He came to a street lamp and saw a dead body of a girl hanging from it. The next day, many other officers arrive. Officer Dylan says," She was stabbed in the chest and hung. We have one sick bitch on our hands." Officer Dalton and Dylan patrolled the area. The only clue they found was a letter in her dead body, and it said:

???? wrote:Hello Officers Dylan and Dalton, by now you have found the dead body of Jasmine. Too bad you have no idea who I am or what my intentions are. Enough said, True Believers!

Dylan says," Jason Cantu! That bastard did it!" Dalton says," Well, where does he live?" "Uh.." Dylan replies. Dalton says," Now we have hit a brick wall." A man named Alec passes by and says," Hey guys." Dylan says," Hey Alec. Now we to find out who the fucker is that murdered Ja-" Alec says," Can you please not curse? Thanks." The 2 Officers walked along. They then saw Jason Cantu coming out of a Grocery Store. Dalton walks up to him and says," Alright, listen you fucking bastard. Why did you mur-" Dylan says," I want to be the bad cop!" Dalton says," Fine." Dylan says," Alright, listen up you fucking Art drawing pedophile! We know you murdered Jasmine and hung her body, you fucking sicko." Jason says," Boys, boys! I don't know what your talking about.." Dylan looks into an alley and sees a shady figure. Dylan gets grabbed by the figure. Dylan screams. Dalton says," Dylan!" He goes into the alley and sees the shady figure jump up on the roof.

Dalton climbs up the building. He says," Ugh, this is a pain in the ass.." He finally reaches the top and sees Alec about to throw Dylan off the roof! Dalton pulls out his gun and says," You! Freeze, fucker!" Alec says," Fine, it was me. I want to make this state a better place. You see..I was tired. This poor girl had been bullied at school and I had to destroy her from earth. I also wrote that letter to throw you off track with Jason's quote." Somehow, Dylan escaped his grasp, and yelled," YOUR FUCKING INSANE!" as he shot him with his gun in the temple. Alec fell off the roof, laying hurt on the car. Dalton says," Good Job, Officer." His body is seen going into an ambulance and 2 police cars follow. Jason then says," Enough Said, True Believers!"

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Each State or Country will have different officers in it.
Character Debuts: Officer Dalton, Officer Dylan, Alec, Jasmine, Jason
Culprit: Alec
Location: United States, California

Shit, he has my name.

My real world name is used!

CSI: SBC Season 1
1. The California Crazyman

2. Canadian Plead: Officer Hassan Bajwa was driving his police car. He was Canada's #1 Crime Solver. He had gotten word that a murder had happened in Ontario. He got a call from the new Officer, Officer Jenny, who says," HEY HASSAN! SPONGEBOB IS SEXY, NOW GET TO THE CRIME SCENE, HANDSOME." Hassan hangs up and says," This will be one tough recruit to train.." He arrives at the scene and finds the dead body of a man named Kan Two Shoes. His Histeria! shirt is covered in blood. He examines it. Officer Jenny says," HANDSOME, I FOUND A CLUE. IT'S A JIMMY TWO SHOES LUNCHBOX." "Wonderful, except that won't help us. " said an obviously annoyed Hassan.

He bumps into A Man named Dylan (Note: Not the Dylan from California) and he says," Hey Officer Hassan who will never be as awesome as me." Hassan says," Thanks. Do you know about the murder of Kan Two Shoes?" Dylan says," Murder?" Hassan groans and walks away. He then visits his friend Eric's house. He walks in and sees Eric on his laptop, typing on SBC. He says," Hey Wumbology." Eric says," This isn't SBC, you can call me Eric." Hassan says," Know anything about the murder of Kan Two Shoes?" "Dude, you have known me for a long time. Why would I do that?" said Eric. Hassan says," Sorry, just too suspicous." Officer Jenny is waiting outside. She says," ANY LUCK YET HANDSOME." Hassan says," BE FUCKING QUIET! NOBODY GIVES A GOD DANG RATSHIT ABOUT YOUR DUR THIS IS SEXY COMMENTS!" Officer Jenny seems upset. She then decides to be quiet. He drives the car. He says," No luck.." Just then, the Police Car gets a hole in a tire and the car goes flying into a grassy valley. Hassan groans and breaks the door off. He is hurt. A sharp metal piece is hanging above him. He says," Jenny, Help.." She doesn't respond. Hassan is in panic and says," I'm sorry, but it is the truth! Your sexy comments get annoying and this time I need help or the Killer will kill everyone in Ontario!" Jenny says," YES, SIR!" She kicks the Sharp metal piece. Just then, Dylan appears.

Dylan laughs and says," It was me! I threw a Tic tac at the tire, causing it to crash." Hassan, still bleeding a bit, attacks him. He says," Why did you do it?!" Dylan laughs and says," I am the oldest member on tv.com and nobody respects me for it! Nobody respects me for making the most awesome spin-off either! So, I had to get rid of an olden member, Kan." Hassan punches him and he goes flying into the car. He groans and falls to the ground. Hassan arrests him. Jenny says," LISTEN UP, YOU PILE OF SCUM. GET OUT OF CANADA NOW." Hassan says," You are no longer a rookie, Jenny!" Jenny says," YAY!!"

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Location: Canada, Ontario.
Character Debuts: Dylan (Canadian), Eric, Hassan, Jenny, Kan
Culprit: Dylan (Canadian)

AWESOME. Apart from seeing my name about 100 times when it isn't actually me. It's weird...that's why I'm glad my name isn't common.

I can't wait for more.

CSI: SBC Season 1
1. The California Crazyman
2. Canadian Plead

3. Case of the Stolen Britain Jewel: It was October 9th, 2010. Officer Dylan (Note: Not the Dylan from US or Canada) had been alarmed there was a robbery at the museum. He tagged along with his partner, Officer Bozza. They arrived at the National Britain Museum of History. There was the broken glass case. The Jewel of Eman Toun was stolen. Officer Dylan says," Bloody Hell, this killer knew what he was doing!" The only clue was a Grey Rubber Glove, found aside the Case. Bozza got out his scanner and examined it. It seems like the Thief had washed the glove off of any stains or prints. Officer Dylan examined the Rubber Glove carefully. He says," We'll need to take this to the lab for Future testing."

Next day, they arrived at the Lab. Dylan put it through a different scanner. Same results. He said," Gah.." Bozza said," Maybe we should check the Security Footage!" They go back to the Museum. They check the Camera, only to discover it was damaged. They found a suspect. A women named Hannah had entered the Museum around this time from the memory of a British Officer. Officer Dylan knew her well and didn't think she would do it. But Bozza disagrees.

It was December 2nd, 2010. Still no leads. The next day, they found another clue. It seems like the Thief had painted red marks around the case. It wasn't just random letters, it was a code. Bozza had unscrambled it and the name revealed out to be "Daniel." They went on SBC and looked at older users who lived in the UK. They discovered An Ex-GFX Designer was named Daniel, his username was Ninja. The case was about ready to be solved.

December 18th, 2010. Daniel was sentenced to Court for robbery of the gem. He says," Fine, you caught me. But too late, I already sold it off to the Black Market." However, he didn't sell it off. It was in his pants pocket, which Officer Dylan grabbed. The Judge said," Mr. Daniel, I hearby declare you guilty of Robbery of a Famous Jewel. Now, Court Dismissed. Bring in the Dancing Lobsters." Officer Dylan said," Case Closed." as he high-fived Officer Bozza.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Location: UK, Britain
Culprit: Daniel
Character Debuts: Officer Dylan (UK, and this will be the last time you see the name Dylan ), Officer Bozza, Daniel, Hannah, British Judge

Awesome! I love it a lot!

Rights now given to sbfan1.

Doogle. wrote:AWESOME. Apart from seeing my name about 100 times when it isn't actually me. It's weird...that's why I'm glad my name isn't common.

I can't wait for more.

Wait, our name is common?

tvguy347 wrote:

Doogle. wrote:AWESOME. Apart from seeing my name about 100 times when it isn't actually me. It's weird...that's why I'm glad my name isn't common.

I can't wait for more.

Wait, our name is common?

Wait, you bumped a 5 month old thread just to say that?

Elastic Dog wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:

Doogle. wrote:AWESOME. Apart from seeing my name about 100 times when it isn't actually me. It's weird...that's why I'm glad my name isn't common.

I can't wait for more.

Wait, our name is common?

Wait, you bumped a 5 month old thread just to say that?

It's a mystery.

0. Case of The Missing Case

One day, this topic was bumped by someone. But who? Clappy and Elastic Dog were on the case. But gasp! Elastic Dog's case with the tools were missing.

"Dammit," Claps said.

"I think I left them in the car, let's check!" Elastic said.

Just then, they saw Mr. Krabs trying to bust open the case with his crab gun.

"Mr. Krabs? But why!" Elastic asked.

"Ar! Ye mocked me on two of yer spin-offs, so I wanted revenge ya barnacle bastard! So I teleported myself here and I tried to ruin ye case so ya couldn't solve it. I snagged it and tried to destroy it with me gun," Mr. Krabs said. He was then booked by Claps and Elastic.

The Rusty Train appeared and Rusty hopped out. He then used Pauly D's Super Lazer Action Turntable to teleport Mr. Krabs back to the Spin-Off Dimension.

"Thanks Rusty. Another case solved!" Claps said. "But wait, who bumped this topic?"

"It was me, I was bored," tvguy said.

"Now it's solved," Elastic said.

"Good. Now, you guys owe me. Get your asses on the Rusty Train." Rusty said. The three backed away slowly, but LAT and Dale grabbed them.

In the end, the three of them began to get raped. As they tried to squirm away-

To Be Continued...


Or not. Obviously a dare.

Yesh, I dared him =P I...Was bored.