And Then There Were Less

ScienceGirl
SpongeSebastian
Wumbology
4EverGreen
Goosebumpsfan
Santa Dog
Dragiiin
Spongebobs1fan
CF
Steel Sponge
PokeSponge
Queen Malie
clapmaster
Bob_Ball
The Cartoon
ExKizuna
Tvguy
that70sguy
SpongeOddFan
webizoid
jjsthekid
Pakasa
teenj
SBLover
storytime
Deli
LukeJames/Firion
BeachBob
terminoob
Girlygirl
Sabrespongebob
JellyFishJammer
Hassan
TarterSauce
HaydenAvery
tvfan
SandMan
MightyBFan
Chewster
guymonty

These 40 people are forced to the wedding of NightmareFan and RockGoddess, but everything is not what it seems at SBC mansion. Suddenly, the wedding guests are killed one by one, and everybody is a suspect. Coming soon

Haha guymonty.

can't wait to read it

Looks awesome

Whoo Hoo sounds great

Haha, sounds awesome.

Can't wait to read it!

Sounds AWESOME. I can't wait.

it looks.... SUPER WALA KA BANG HOMEWORK AWESOME!

Unlike my spin-offs, the chapters are gonna be kinda short since I am doing this at school

Plus my purpose of this was to have a small short side project from my spin-offs that could hopefully spark some creativity back into my mind. So if you are a fan of length, you will probably hate this.

I will post the first two chapters to try and reel you guys in


Chapter 1 - Before The Wedding

The 40 guests have arrived at the wedding

Ex: Why the fuck are we here? I mean technically isn't the groom the bride? Sounds dumb

Drag: More like sounds sexy

4Ever: Are you not a true believer in holy matrimony? Give it a chance, enough said

jjs: I agree with 4Ever, maybe NF has changed

teenj: I agree with jjs

SBLover: You always agree with jjs

(awkward silence)

Sbs1fan: So....

NF: Gentlemen and the few ladies, I welcome you to my wedding.....

Santa: To yourself, I got you a one way ticket to the Rusty Train, hope you have a wonderful honeymoon

NF: Rock_Goddess is as real as guymonty is not WhaleBlubber

guymonty: I'M NOT WHALEBLUBBER!!!

Wumbo: Haha okay and I'm not RalphWiggumFan

guymonty: Thanks for believing me ^_^

bob_ball: STFU Sharky, you sexy troll

NF: Alright, the wedding is outside of SBC Manor, so please go take a seat out there while I go check on the love of my life. Jelly, would you like to come check with me?

Jelly: I'd rather not

NF: Very well then

CF: Jelly, he just can't get over you

Jelly: I know...

The 40 guests then head outside as they await the wedding that follows, while NF mopes his way back up the stairs.


Chapter 2 - Death at a Wedding

SOF: Hiya folks! This is SOF live from outside SBC Manor as we await the wedding of the century between legendary tv.com users Nightmare Fan and Rock Goddess

Clap: SOF, you are so gullible. The dude is the same person

SOF: Nuh uh, why would NF pretend to be a girl?

tvguy: No one is who they appear to be on the internet

70s: See this *show picture of his wife*. That's a real girl. Now look at this *shows picture of wedding invite*. Why would NF only have a picture of himself on the invite?

Luke: He has changed! He said it with his own mouth

Drag: Luke, shut the fuck up!

storytime: Wait, there are 39 seats taken and one is not here, who is missing?

Webby: Sorry I'm late guys, I had to get permission from my parents to come. I was grounded.

Termi: You are always grounded @_@

SpongeSebastian: Technically, you shouldn't have to get permission since the SBC manor isn't even reality

SG: Let me grab my sciencegirl dictionary to find a better way to phrase that last sentence SpongeSebastian because the ending clause doesn't end correctly.

Poke: Bloody hell, you think his grammar is poor. You should hear mine cuz my name is Dylan and you'll do what I say

tvguy: My name is Dylan and I don't listen to you

tvfan: I listen to nobody, I don't get enough respect from any of you

Meanwhile all this witty banter came to an end as there was suddenly a loud shriek coming from inside the manor followed by a gunshot. Everyone ran inside and ran up the stairs to see that NightmareFan was lying in a pool of his own blood.

Chewy: I guess the grim reaper is coming to get him now

MightyBFan: Too soon Chewy, too soon




If you are worried about your character not getting included, not to worry as I will make sure everyone is included

Good start to yours series

Awesome!

Amazing!

Chapter 3 - DeadWaters

Sabre: No how could he die?

BeachBob: More importantly, how did he die? I didn't hear a gunshot. Did anyone else?

Pakasa: Nope

Deli: How about knives? Does anyone see a knife?

Tarter: I don't see a knife at all

Hassan: Not all murders are through gunshot and knives. Maybe he was drugged or poisoned.

Queen: Your love your love...is my drug

Girlygirl: Now's not the time for a random Ke$ha number

Steel: Geez I hope he didn't eat my Steel Sponge Surprise

70s: But don't you always offer that at our parties?

Drag: I always thought Steel Sponge Surprise was a blowjob

Luke: Hahah good one dragiiin

SandMan: So what you are saying is that you killed NF Steel?

Steel: No I swear I didn't

Termi: First of all, he didn't die of food poisoning, look at the cup of water he was drinking. This was not fruity water, it was regular water mixed in with poison

jjs: How can you tell termi?

Termi: Maybe because there is white powder around the glass

teenj: So the butler did it

SBLover: That has to be the most stereotypical framing ever

Cartoon: There was no butler here. I mean think about it. It was just all of us and NF. I mean there was no justice of peace or anyone else here that you would normally see at a wedding. So that means one of us killed NF.

Goose: That's stupid. I'm going to go watch Phineas and Ferb

Hayden: I'm down with that

tvguy: What if The_Cartoon is right? You two are just asking to be hacked of next

Ex: Nah let them kill themselves. Phineas and Ferb will probably kill them on the inside before any of us do

Wumbo: I think it was that shark guy from tv.com

guymonty: GAAAHHH! Why does everyone accuse me of everything. I swear Wumbo if you quote me one more time I'm gonna shove a hot warm shit....

Suddenly a gun shot went off and went right through guymonty's chest. WB....I mean guymonty fell to the floor with blood rushing right out of him

bob_ball: Is he dead?

Clappy: Trolls never die

CF: Nope, he is actually dead

Jelly: It was no accident look

Everyone stared as there was a 12 gauge hanging out of an open cupboard with a timer pre-set to go off at the exact moment

Poke: So I guess it's safe to assume NF's death was bound to happen one way or another.

storytime: No, take a look at its trajectory

Everyone took a look as the path of the bullet was suppose to hit a chair

Chewy: Wait a minute clappy, wasn't that where you were sitting?

Clappy: Oh crap

Cartoon: So its starting to come together, NF was planning to kill Clappy probably cuz he was jealous of his and Jelly's friendship, but now guymonty is dead because the timing was off.

tvguy: But who poisoned NF?

70s: That we need to find out, quick let's go tell Goose and Hayden about what we know...

Ex: Before Phineas and Ferb kill them

The group then rushed downstairs to where they heard the sounds of Bow Chicka Wow Wow for the gazillionth time when they stopped and saw that Goose and Hayden were laying in a pool of blood.

Santa: I know its in poor taste, but HAH! ex you called it!

Another great chapter keep up the good work

That was epic.

This is awesome so far, Clap. Keep it up!

that was awesome, clappy keep it great work

Lol'd at Goosebumps's line about watching Phineas and Ferb. Great stuff so far!

Keep up the good work Clappy!

This was great so far! Keep it up!

Chapter 4 - SandMan's A Pussy

SpongeSebastian: Oh great two more deaths, this is starting to get absurd

Pakasa: Why did they not listen? They should have stayed with their group

Steel: Even thought these two were pain, no one deserves to be found laying in a giant pool of blood

tvfan: Geez, all these people that are dying get more respect than I do. When I die, I expect a giant grievingfest.

sciencegirl: I think you mean mourn

tvfan: Nope, grievingfest. I'm so awesome, I made up a word. Still, that sucks that two more of us are gone

Cartoon: Take a look at how they died, they were slit in the throats by a knife. That's why we didn't hear anything

70s: So whoever has the knife is the murderer

Termi: Nope, the knife is laying by the television over there

BeachBob: Why would they just lay it down over there? I don't get it

Hassan: Because they are smart, that way no one would have an answer to 70s question if it was asked

teenj: Why don't we just check it and match finger prints

Ex: Because we don't have time for all that stupid CSI shit, it takes weeks to process that out dumbass

sbs1fan: So.....now we are down to 37

4Ever: Don't worry true believers, if we stick together, no one else shall die!

Girlygirl: That's an awesome thought

Webby: I'm scared of the thought that one of us is a killer

SandMan: Fuck you guys, I can't trust you. I'm getting out of here (runs off)

Clappy: That asshole, let's go find him you guys

Everyone starts running off to go find SandMan, but they hit a dead end as no one knows where SandMan went off too

tvguy: I think we should split up and try to find him

jjs: Even though we just agreed to stick together?

bob_ball: Well look at it this way, its a three story house and there are 36 of us, so if we split into groups of 3, then we can get more ground covered. If one of us is the killer, then that group he or she is with can get his or her ass kicked

Just because this is a long process I will write down the groups
Group A - Sciencegirl, SpongeSeb, Hassan, Tarter, Wumbo, 4Ever, tvfan, Santa, MightyB, Chewy, Drag, sbs1fan
Group B - CF, Steel, Poke, Malie, Clappy, bob_ball, Cartoon, Ex, SpongeOdd, webby, jjs, Pakasa
Group C - tvguy, 70s, SBLover, teenj, storytime, Deli, Luke, BeachBob, termi, girlygirl, Sabre, Jelly

SBLover: Alright, let's go find SandMan!

Group C is win, just like this chapter.

I agree with this man

I second that motion.

that70sguy92 wrote:Group C is win, just like this chapter.

^ this

YOu suck, Im stuck with SOF D: I DEMAND TO BE IN GROUP C D:

that70sguy92 wrote:Group A is win, just like this chapter.

Agreeance.

Wala ka bang homework wrote:YOu suck, Im stuck with SOF D: I DEMAND TO BE IN GROUP C D:

Dude, I literally just choose them at random. Plus you are in the same group with me, deal with it :p

Team C is awesome.

Chapter 5 - Fatal Fourway

The three groups then split up to go find SandMan. Group A was checking the first floor, Group B the second floor, and Group C the third floor. With them spliting into three groups, there is no possible way that the killer will become more obvious...or is there?

*With Group A*

Hassan: Any sign of SandMan yet?

tvfan: Who cares about SandMan, this group is only awesome cuz I'm in it

Santa: Just once, will you get your head out of your ass and stop thinking about yourself?

Wumbo: Santa you are asking to much, that would mean he would have to stop thinking of himself to respond to your question

Drag: I think everyone should stop fighting and just be friends! Who wants to get it on?

4Ever: Not me, enough said

SpongeSeb: Well, I think we have covered this whole floor and no sign of SandMan anywhere

sbs1fan: So....what do we do now?

Chewy: I think we should search the grounds again until we hear a loud shriek

*With Group B*

SOF: Howdy folks! This is the host of the number one talk show, SOF and we are here on this afternoon which has now turned into evening trying to find the user they call SandMan, who might have killed famous users like GoosebumpsFan, HaydenAvery, guymonty, and Captain52. More details soon to come

Ex: I swear clappy, I'm going to kill you for not putting me on Team C

webby: So you are the killer ex?

Ex: FUCK NO! I just don't want to listen to SOF and his stupid unnecessary narration of everything for who knows how long

Clappy: Ex you are breaking the fourth wall in my fanfic, stop it!

SOF: Ex is freaking out, more details soon to come!

Ex: That's it (attempts to attack SOF but jjs and Steel hold him back), let me the fuck go! I am trying to put us out of our misery

Poke: Wait a minute what is that over there

CF: Oh my

*With Group C*

70s: So my question is this, what would you guys like to hear as the next artist included in Bikini Top?

tvguy: Hmm, how about some Snoop Dogg

BeachBob: I think Michael Jackson would be cool

storytime: Eminem?

Sabre: The Beatles

Jelly: The Beatles

Termi: The Needles

70s: Termi, you are being sarcastic

Termi: Maybe there is a band out there named the Needles

Luke: OH MY.....

Group C stops and stares as they see SandMan who looks beaten to death with a bloody hockey stick

teenj: What are we suppose to do?

Group A arrives up the stairs

Sciencegirl: We heard Luke's shriek

Luke: Not a word dragiiin? You not going to call me a pussy?

Drag: Nope, this serious shit Luke

tvguy: Wait, where is Group B?

Tarter: Let's go find them

Groups A and C run down the stairs and finds every single member in Group B staring as right in front of them were Pakasa, Girlygirl, and MightyBFan all three of them were hung to death.

bob_ball: The killer left a note

Dear Victims,

I don't care if you split into groups or not as shown by the three dead bodies, one from each group. I will find a way to pick each and every one of you off until there are none of you left.

-The Killer

AWESOME. NEED MORE.

awesome chapter, clappy!

Chapter 6 - Stop Talking

Ex: So we are fucked is what the note is telling us

BeachBob: Why don't we just match our handwriting styles to the note?

Wumbo: That would be a good idea if the note wasn't typed

Steel: Maybe the killer left the computer running, let's go!

Malie: You guys go on ahead, I got a migraine and need to take an Excedrin or something

Deli: Go ahead but you are probably gonna die next

jjs: Maybe someone should go with her

teenj: Yeah maybe someone should

storytime: Sounds like teenj just volunteered himself

Webby: You are brave teenj

teenj: But I.....

jjs: No buts, go protect Malie

teenj: Fine

While teenj and Queen Malie go look for medicine, the group finds the lone computer in the mansion

Hassan: That processor looks old as shit

tvguy: My smartphone probably has a faster processor

4Ever: I got an :idea:, the killer looks like he didn't save his stuff, so maybe he accidentally typed his name in

Cartoon: So we can undo all of it and find it out

Sabre: 4EverGreen, that's smart

Minutes later

Termi: Well that was a waste, maybe next time we shouldn't doubt the killer to do something so stupid

CF: Wait didn't the killer kill SandMan with a hockey stick?

Poke: So the killer likes hockey what are you getting at

Santa: The killer is Canadian!

tvfan: That is so biased. You americans have hockey teams too

Clappy: Yeah, but outside of the northern states, no one gives a damn

Malie: Hey everybody

Jelly: Well it looks like Malie made it out alive

sbs1fan: So...where's teenj?

Malie: Oh teenj, he's dead

Chewy: WHAT? And you aren't sad or did anything about this because.....???

Malie: Because.....your love your love! There's a place I know if your looking for a.....

Queen Malie suddenly starts gagging

SBLover: What's wrong with her?

sciencegirl: Someone check her pulse

SpongeSeb: Say something if you can Malie

Malie:........TIK.........TOK..

Queen Malie then drops on the flooor

sciencegirl:.....She's.....dead

Okay, I finally have to adress some problems: You have to use Comma's, Periods, and the like. It's getting really confusing. And don't just rely on daialouge, I mean, I know your episode isn't ONLY daiolaouge, but a bunch of things get confusing when you only use people talking, like Malie coming out of nowhere.

Don't get upset by dis; Just sayin =P

Lol I don't think my lack of periods would make things that much simpler, but if it makes things easier to comprehend then I will. Also, I admit that I need to include more sentences, paragraphs, etc. I kinda felt like my last one was way too much dialogue and that is something I need to work on. I mean the dialogue was more of me feeling like I was trying to include everyone because I didn't want any people saying stuff like "Where am I? Why didn't I get involved?" But thanks for the constructive criticism

Previously on And Then There Were Less, dialogue took the fuck over

Chapter 7 - Drag In That Penis

As Queen Malie laid dead on the floor, everyone was wondering what went wrong and how did she die? Also, Malie said teenj died. When did that happen?

Ex: Well that had to be the most fucked up death.

sbs1fan: So random.

termi: Well it looks like she was dehydrated, but not from a lack of water, maybe from like a medication or something.

70s: Didn't Malie say she was going to take some medicine or something for her headache?

Clappy: We should go check the medicine cabinet, maybe we might find the dead body of teenj along the way.

On a side note.

Drag: I got a headache.....THIS BIG!

CF: Maybe we should go fix that headache.

Drag: Yeah.....wait what? You understood my sexual come on?

CF: I know you have always had feelings for me dragiiin, so let's go fix your headache

Santa: Can I watch?

Drag: Oh hell yes! But no getting involved until I call you on cue!

Santa:

Dragiiin, CF, and Santa snuck off from the group while everyone else ran downstairs to go find more clues, but right in front of the medicine cabinet was the dead body of teenj with fourteen knives sticking on top of him.

Wumbo: How did Malie not react when teenj was killed right in front of her?

Hassan: Unless, did Malie kill teenj?

tvfan: I know you guys aren't as awesome as I am, but look right above you.

Everyone looked up as they noticed that a knife holder was on top of the cabinet and it was tipped over. Was teenj's death an accident or was it fake? While everyone was questioning this, we head off towards the hot sex going on upstairs with CF and dragiiin, while Santa watches from the closet.

Santa: Yes! That's right! CF has been a naughty bitch, just drag your penis in and out, in and out, in and......

Santa couldn't speak as someone shoves a sock in his mouth and then gets his neck twisted and falls to the floor dead

Drag: Oh fuck yes! Oh that was some hot stuff CF! I didn't know you had that naughtiness in you.

CF: I have been waiting far too long dragiiin. Sometimes us good girls want to get bad! I want to get really bad!

Drag: Oh really now? Santa get the fuck in here!

Instead someone else came in.

Drag: You aren't Santa, but if you want to take his place, I'm up for it!

The killer unleashes hell as he or she gets involved with a threesome with CF and dragiiin, but after they finish he or she grabs the lamp on the end table, breaks it, grabs a shard and stabs CF and dragiiiin to death with it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That was both good and.... Unusual XD

Atleast I died while fucking.

DEAL WITH IT wrote:Atleast I died while fucking.

At least I died watching people fuck.

Santa Dog wrote:

DEAL WITH IT wrote:Atleast I died while fucking.

At least I died watching people fuck.

Porn!

storytime7 wrote:

Santa Dog wrote:

DEAL WITH IT wrote:Atleast I died while fucking.

At least I died watching people fuck.

Porn!

More like Rear Window.....hmm that's a kinky porn movie title

Chapter 8 - SBC Mansion Bridge Is Falling Down

After investigating teenj's death, everyone noticed the absence of dragiiin, CF, and Santa.

webby: What's the point? Those three are probably dead anyway. Everytime we notice someone is gone, they end up being dead.

storytime: Webby is probably right, we shouldn't even bother.

tvfan: I'm gonna prove you all wrong, let's go upstairs and find those three just so I can say I'm right.

Everyone went upstairs just to shut tvfan up as tvfan then came running out of the room.

tvfan: I'm.......wrong......they are dead......and naked.

Luke: Nnnnoooo, not dragiiiin

70s: And CF and Santa

tvguy: And two of them were mods, things are starting to get serious. What if the killer starts targeting admins next?

jjs: Then the killer can run SBC

Wumbo: Forget SBC, what about our actual lives?

sbs1fan: Sssooo....what are we gonna do?

4EverGreen: Listen up true believers, I got an :idea: that no one has thought up of yet. Why don't we just leave? That way no one else will die.

SBLover: 4EverGreen has a good point, let's go.

Everyone rushed outside as a severe thunderstorm started up. They noticed that there were five cars surrounding the mansion with the doors unlocked and keys already in the ignition

Ex: That's suspicious, I'm not so sure.

Sciencegirl: You can either ponder or get the hell out of here, make your decision ex!

Ex: Fuck it, I'm pondering!

With Ex deciding to not drive away, everyone split into five different groups. Each group having at least one person that is old enough to drive. Group A took the mini-van since it had seven seats, while everyone else took regular cars.

Group A - 4EverGreen, Deli, TarterSauce, Chewster, webby, Cartoon, BeachBob
Group B - Clappy, SpongeSebastian, Wumbo, storytime, sponegbobs1fan
Group C - Jelly, sciencegirl, Steel, Luke, PokeSponge
Group D - 70s, tvguy, SpongeOdd, terminoob, Hassan
Group E - bob_ball, jjsthekid, tvfan, SBLover, Sabrespongebob

Group A headed out first as everyone else followed. They were making their away towards the bridge and towards freedom, but as soon as Group A started to cross the bridge, the bridge exploded as Group A fell towards their demise as the mini-van exploded crashed into the bottom of the valley. Everyone else headed back to the mansion.

Ex: HAH! I knew it was too good to be true

Chapter 9 - 21 Guns

Once upon a time there were 41 (42 if you want to include NF's split personality) users and now there are 21 just after 7 more people died in a freak explosion on the bridge to SBC mansion. After ex did some gloating about how he was right about his suspicion, everyone walked back into the mansion figuring out what to do next.

Jelly: Well this is a massive sausage fest right now.

SG: I concur, the boy to girl ratio is disproportional right now.

storytime: So what do we do now?

After minutes of contemplating, 70s cellphone went off.

70s: Just got a text from Sara, the bridge explosion made the news.

tvguy: Of course you would have the Bikini Top ringtone.

SpongeSeb: Wait a minute, 70s! Why don't you use your cellphone to call for help?

70s: Good idea, but I'm going to take a walk outside to get a better reception.

Clappy: But wouldn't that be the perfect time for the killer sneak up to kill you?

70s: Good point Clappy. Jjs and tvguy, come with me outside so I don't die.

70s, jjs, and tvguy all proceeded outside to make sure no one dies, while everyone else just waited around.

bob_ball: I'm hungry, anyone else want to go eat?

Everyone agreed since no one has had any food today due to all the murders occupying the whole day. The group made their way to the kitchen when to everyone's surprise their was a gun on the kitchen counter with a note that said....

Dear Friends,

Still not trusting each other I see. Maybe a game of Russian Roulette will help settle your nerves.

The Killer

Right underneath the note was a fully loaded gun.

SBLover: The killer is just messing with our heads again you guys, I don't think anyone should touch that gun.

Luke (picks up the gun): But what if the killer is right? Maybe a game of Russian Roulette will help reveal who the killer actually is....nah I'm just kidding

Suddenly, Luke accidentally pulls the trigger and the bullet goes right through spongebobs1fan.

Sbs1fan: Soo.....Luke is the....

Luke: No! I didn't mean to kill him!

Hassan: I'm going to make you regret it though.

Hassan proceeds to tackle Luke and punch him. Suddenly, the power goes out and two more gunshots go off.

Steel: Someone grab a flashlight or something!

The power then flickers back on as Hassan and Luke both lay dead on the kitchen floor.

Chapter 10 - Rise into the Anarchy

With three more people dead after the suspicious power outage, the group is becoming more and more suspicious as the killer is slowly starting to become more obvious with less people remaining.

Poke: Bloody hell, so it wasn't Luke?

Clappy: No, the death of sbs1fan was an accident and the killer knew it so he had to kill Luke to decrease our suspicion.

storytime: So who did it?

Wumbo: Wait a minute.....70s, tvguy, and jjs. They went to try to make a "phone call".

That was then that everyone had the same thought that those three are cohorting together to kill everyone.

SBLover: So they are trying to kill off every member of the SBC, those admin assholes.

Ex: Um....excuse me? I am standing right the fuck over here.

Termi: Technically I am an admin too since I made the site.

SpongeOdd: This just in folks, three admins of the SBC are cohorting to kill us all. Stay tuned for our revenger on these bastards.

Everyone made their way outside into the pouring rain in the dark hours of midnight, but to their surprise was jjs, tvguy, and 70s were all dead in a bloodbath.

Steel:.....the fuck?

Sabre: Look....note.

tvfan: Let me read the note since I am an awesome presenter at this.

Dear SBC,

I thought I would make it clear who my next targets are with three of your top powers now laying in a pool of blood. Everyone who currently has a position of power (aka admins and mods), be prepared to lose it.

The Killer

SpongeSeb: So the killer is after Ex, termi, Wumbo, and Clappy now?

SG: Thank goodness I resigned before all this.

Clappy: Whatever, I'm not scared of no killer, let's go back inside before we die of pneumonia.

Everyone headed back into the mansion as Clappy made sure everyone went inside before he entered. All of a sudden, someone grabbed Clappy and put a wet sock in his mouth so no one could hear him scream as he got his neck slit by a knife. The killer laid the knife down gently next to Clappy's dead body and then went back into the mansion as if nothing happened.

I am so the killer.

Somebody kill me.

Steel Sponge wrote:Somebody kill me.

Lol what? As in you want to die in my fanfic or as in you hate my fanfic?