Stephen Hillenburg Studios Without the Hillenburg

Idea came from XAT. Episodes 1, 2, and 3 to be posted soon.

Yes, this is Episode 3. 1 and 2 are not done yet:

3.Paul's Second Day

Paul: Masterpiece! The Lost Mattress!
Zeus: I dunno maybe too much torture?
Paul: Who made you god of Spongebob episodes?
Zeus: Please don’t throw me in the street! I’m a good boy!
Casey: That wasn’t nice.
Dani: Your face.
Vincent Waller: Dani! Casey! Don’t fight!
Dani: We were having a nice lil chat until you showed up!
Vincent Waller: I work here!
Dani: Good, now get off our studios biatch!
Casey: What’s on TV?
Zeus: Ooh, goodie! Family Guy!
Paul: Who’s going to help me write up Krabs vs. Plankton?
Steven Banks: Ooh! There’s a scene where Peter is in trial, and the Kool-Aid pops up!
Paul: How about we make a scene like that?
Casey: Hey! Plagiarizing is a bad, bad, bad, thing! Does it help if we make a close reference?

Yes, it's short. Hopefully the next ones will be longer.

Sounds interesting.

1.Stephen's New Blood
3.Paul's Second Day

Stephen: Hey guys, I have some shocking news.
C.H: Dairy Queen has gone non-dairy?!
Stephen: No, but that would be even more shocking.
Zeus: Just tell us, I have to go on lunch break you know!
Stephen: I need a break from Spongebob production, and we’re going to make a movie!
*moment of silence*
Stephen: None of you are happy.
Meriwether: No shit, Sherlock! We need to make more Spongebob episodes to make the kids happy, and all of us happy! We are not happy!
Stephen: I have a life you know, all we have to do is finish up the rest of the episodes, and make that movie!
Aaron: But what about the show itself?
Stephen: It’s going to be cancelled, I’m sorry everyone.
Paul: What’s that suppose to mean?! We beat Rugrats for god’s sake!
Stephen: Sure, sure we did that. But, Viacom and Nick know about the recent 65 episode limit.
Meriwether: Steve! You can’t give up! Luke Skywalker didn’t give up; Napoleon didn’t give up; not even George flipping Washington!
Stephen: It’s nice knowing you guys, but will the show die? I’ll decide.
*3 hours later, Stephen flips a coin*
Stephen: It’s going to die!
*C.H chokes on a burrito*
Aaron: No, this can’t be! Is there anything we can do to bring it back?! In other cases, 2004 is going to be a bombshell!
Stephen: It may disappoint the fans, but I must! I’m in-charge anyways.
Paul: Okay, idea time. What if we got someone else in charge?
Stephen: I’ll think about that, but you just remember.
*One month later*
Stephen: Alright, I will pick the person on who will help continue the show…
Derek: Ooh, ooh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! PICK ME!
Jay Lender: Shut up!
Stephen: Hmm…maybe Derek!
Derek: Boo-yah! I knew Stephen would love me!
Stephen: Or Paul Tibbitt.
Paul: You heard him.
Stephen: And now…Paul Tibbitt, once we finish the movie, you are promoted as the new executive producer!
Derek: It’s always next year.
Kaz: Tough luck Derek, anyways…congratulations Paul!
*November 19th, 2004*
Jay Lender: Whoo! That was a brilliant movie, right guys?
Kaz: The bomb.
Fans: NO! YOU CAN’T CANCEL THE SHOW, DON’T SPOIL IT EITHER! WE WANT NEW EPISODES NAO!
Stephen: Kids! I’d tell you Paul. Good luck dealing with a million of those!
Paul: Bye Stephen, it was nice working with you.
*Stephen steps into his car and drives away waving good-bye to Nick Studios*

Episodes will arrive very soon. While you're waiting, here's my possible episode list:

1.Stephen's New Blood
2.But Why?!
3.Paul's Second Day
4.Approve or Disapprove?
5.Dinosaur Nugget Fight
6.Las Vegas, Peace!
7.Give me the Bird
8.No Pets Allowed
9.The Sensitive One
10.Casey in Love
11.The Splinter
12.Hospital Scene
13.Merry Christmas Stephen Hillenburg Studios
14.The Assistant