Spin-off Action

So remember how I teased on the XAT that I had another idea in mind and that it was a surprise, well here is the surprise

Since Season 4 was somewhat of a rip-off due to me being bored with the show, I fastforwarded through all the episodes and revealed the series finale. I know The_Cartoon probably loved that since his character Conner ended up being the winner of that season .

Anyway, I have decided that this series needs a real final season so I can have a sense of closure with this show. I am not going to reveal that many details yet and I have not even decided when I am going to start this show just yet, but its coming so everyone better keep an eye out for it. I promise that just like the rest of the episodes from this show, it will not be a rip-off of Total Drama.

Btw characters are going to be a mixture of the following

-Characters from tv.com exclusive spin-offs
-Characters from SBC exclusive spin-offs

Now I do not want to mess with anybody's shows unless they want me to, so if you are against me using your characters please let me know and I will accept your request. Otherwise, I hope you guys are looking forward to the return of Spin-off Action.

2 words.
FUCK YES.
Oh, and can you have Octi in tharr? AND CAN QUIRKY BE SERGENT RODRICK

Yes Yes Yes!

I don't mind if you use any characters from USMI (You CANNOT Use Mr. N However).

Awesome! I'd actually love if you used some of my characters.

Can't Wait!

I'm intrigued by this, definitly will read

YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite Spin-Off is back! Even if Conner won't win now, I've really been hoping that it would come back. I give permission for you to use any of my characters. That's French for PLEASE DO!

Wendy and Luke have got this wrapped up. Nah, just kidding. I don't care if you include mine or not.


Pfff...use Marly or Wendy.

Sorry dragiiin, I am using another one of your Gen Pat characters, it's not Octi

UPDATE:

I already have the teams/contestants set for next season already. When I will start, I still have no clue since we already got two semi-reality shows going right now and I don't want there to be overkill right now, but I guess the least I could do is show you the contestants for the season

You may already recognize these players from previous seasons of Spin-off Action. Well, I can already tell you that these guys will all be on the same team together and are all getting another shot at winnning since none of these players ever won the million dollars before. Introducing, the Spin-off Action All-Stars and what show they are from.

Andi (Squids vs Squirrels)
Nadia (The Squid Squad)
Spongesally (New Adventures of SpongeBob and Friends)
Parla (Underwater Idol)
Squendell (Squidtropolis)
Mark (Scooter's Paradise)
Chico (Just Like Pearl)
Sam (The Sea Files)

Now as for everyone else, these people will probably seem more familiar since these spin-offs are more recent and are airing or have aired on the SBC. I haven't decided a team for any of these next sixteen yet, but expect them to be seperated into two more teams. Now this in no way, shape, or form does this mean that the characters listed have to leave their spin-offs like some people thought back when I had Spin-off Action airing last year. However, if you have a problem with me using one of your characters, please let me know, I won't be mad

Mango (Generation Patrick)
Aaron (SpongBlade GF)
Naomi (Bikini Top)
Alvin (Spongecraft)
Morticia (Coral Drive)
Zack (Z-Storm)
Jonda (The Island Sponge)
Quinn (The Krusty Train)
Mrs. Magic (Mermaid Man: The Brave and The Bold)
Jeremy (The Misadventures of Patrick Star)
Julie (Hitting Rock Bottom)
Titan (Pisces Moon)
Wendy (37)
Zeus (The Guitar Lord)
Marly (The Krusty Krab: The Years Before SpongeBob)
and.....
Sharky from Sharky Shore ......Don't worry, I got plans for this little troll

Anyway, I will also explain the layout for this season.

This season, the contestants will be traveling around the world as this season will parody The Amazing Race. Each episode, the three teams will travel to exotic locations and race amongst each other to each pit stop while along the way they will have to do various challenges or find random locations to receive a clue. The last team to arrive will have twenty minutes to strategize and then vote someone off of their team. The first team to arrive will win the advantage of a twenty minute head start over the bottom two teams in the next leg of the race.

And of course are fabulous host Perch Perkins will be returning and his minor assistants Sergeant Roderick and Quirky (from SpongeBob in Space) will make cameo appearances.

So now that you know the details, I hope you guys are looking forward to the return of the action.....Spin-off Action!

Majorly Want

Haha, I'm actually kind of honoured my character got a mention. Can't wait for this spin-off to start!

I can't believe a Squid Squad character was put in this. xD
I can't wait to read this by the way.

YES

Awesome, Quinn finally gets a spot on Spin-Off Action! Probably won't do as well as Zed who finished 3rd but I'm excited to see what happens.

LOVE it.

BWAAAAH. When is it coming? D:

that70sguy92 wrote:BWAAAAH. When is it coming? D:

This I am wondering as well.

Well I was going to start it soon, but plans backfired. I lost my elimination order and the groups destinations, so this may take a bit longer. Sorry

IDEA! I'm just going to make the first episode of Season 5 an introduction into this season like introducing the characters, give them some confessional time, have Perch explain this season, etc. Hopefully that will hold you guys over while I replan this season

Spin-off Action
Season 5

121. The Action Is Back

We head back to the original series finale when Mark and Nadia saw each other in an episode of Scooter's Paradise, when all of a sudden the background fades to black. Mark is wondering what is going on as he is extremely confused. All of a sudden, he wakes up and realizes that he was only dreaming. He notices that he is not alone. He is on a helicopter with Nadia, Spongesally, Parla, Squendell, Chico, Sam, and Andi.

Mark: Wha- where are we?

Spongesally: We were perfectly content in our own spin-offs, until we were knocked out unconcious and were transported into this helicopter.

Squendell: I wonder what is going on? I thought Spin-off Action was over...

The screen then fades to Perch Perkins at the Spin-off Action abanadoned studio lot with a bus arriving.

Perch: That's right Squendell, it was over, but now the Action is back! This season, we are touring around the world Amazing Race style! However, I am spicing up this season to keep the show fresh. This season we have 16 new contestants and only 8 returning ones. Before we reintroduce the old has-beens, let's meet our new ones. First up, from the spin-off Spongecraft.....Alvin. (Perch is introducing everyone else too, but I just didn't feel like putting up so many brackets )

Alvin: I am so ready to pwn this season. Everyone better watch out for my super awesome skills list.

Next up, arriving from SpongBlade GF, Aaron

Aaron: Pwn this nerd (Aaron shoves Alvin out of the way)

Alvin: Was that necessary?

Aaron: I am out here to win it, not listen to you talk about gaining XP points bragging.

From the Krusty Krab: Years Before SpongeBob, give it up for Marly

Marly: It is pleasant to meet you two, I am looking forward to competing with you guys

Introducing Zack from Z-Storm

Zack: Can I share a room with her?

Marly: Eww, gross

Zack: Oh, we'll see about that

Next up, Mrs. Magic from MM: The Brave and The Bold

(Mrs. Magic pops up from out of nowhere)

Mrs. Magic: How's that for an intro? Bet no one has done that before.

Here comes, Morticia

Morticia: Prepare to lose to an old lady!!!

Aaron and Zack: Oh we'll see about that! Nice! (They high five each other)

From The Island Sponge, it's Jonda!

Jonda: Oh my gosh, I haven't died yet!

Alvin: Lay off the McDonald's and maybe

All the way from Bikini Top (pauses) from the most viewed spin-off on the air right now and soon to be all of the SBC....did I really need to mention that last part? Very well then, here is Naomi!

Naomi: Thank you, thank you, thank you. You guys are looking at someone with movie star good looks and a brain to go along with it

Zack: Wow, full of yourself much?

Naomi: Don't flatter yourself darling, I'm way out of your league!

Aaron: Bitch

After such poise and grace, here comes Mango from Gen Pat

Mango: ZOMG! I love spin-offs! I love this show! I know everything there is to know about this show and I know all about you Perch. Did you know????

(shoves Mango aside) Moving on now, our second contestant on this show from The Krusty Train, here is Quinn

Quinn: Cool, I hope I am just as good as Zed was on this show. I am ready!

Good for you, now introducing Jeremy from Misadventures of Patrick Star

Jeremy: This is my competition?

Mango: Jeremy! He use to be a bad man, but now he is good! I know that your show is coming back! So stoked!

Jeremy (murmuring): We will see about that

Speaking of cancellation, here comes Zeus from The Guitar Lord

Zeus: I hope I can get some quality shredding time this season. I want to share my music around the world!

Here is Julie from Hitting Rock Bottom

Julie: I love guitar players, I kinda know how to play myself somewhat!

Zeus: Really?

Aaron: Should have seen this hook-up coming.....

From the show 37, it's Wendy!

(Wendy just stares awkwardly at Perch)

Have anything to say Wendy?

(Wendy shakes her head in no remarks)

Jonda: Why won't you talk?

(Wendy smacks Jonda)

Zack: Nice!

Coming from Pisces Moon, it's Titan!

Titan: So we are going to be racing around in the world in crappy little jets to locations that are not even underwater? This is definitely breaking the fourth wall to all extremities.

Nobody likes a debbie-downer, now go stand over there with the others.

Titan: Whatever

Sharky: You saved me for last? Go fuck yourself

Oh yeah, and here is everyone's favorite troll, Sharky from Sharky Shore.

Sharky: You should reintroduce me again, but this time with authority asshole, because I am going to win this shit. Otherwise, I am going to troll this spin-off like fucking crazy

Morticia: Someone needs to wash their mouth out with soap?

Sharky: What did you say you crusty old fuck?

Perch: Okay enough! Now it's time for you guys to meet the prior contestants who have previously played my sick, twisted game.

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And this is where I will have to leave off for now, class just got out so I have to get moving. I will try to finish this episode as soon as I can (probably tonight when I get home )

Well I went home early and I am playing hooky from my final class so I can have two hours before I go to work

So here is my continuation of the season premiere..............


Perch: Here they come, the returning contestants. Some are fan favorites, others are.....Spongesally

Spongesally: I heard that. However, I am a new Spongesally. I usually start the drama, but this time I am just going to sit back and play the game

Perch: Interesting strategy, if you make it past the first few episodes, I will believe you. Anyway, here are the rest of the returning contestants. Spin-off Action fan favorite Mark

Mark: Great to meet you all, but this time I'm going to win it. No more runner-ups for Mark

Perch: Nadia

Nadia: You guys know me for my strength, but I'm actually gonna play with my brains instead of my heart

Perch: Parla

Parla: Spin-off Action? Again? Well, at least I'm a favorite

Spongesally: We already went over this in the helicopter....idiot

Parla: You are still mean

Perch: Chico

Chico: Hey...

Mango: ZOMG! Chico! He is the cutest! Chico has always attempted being a ladies man ever since Just Like Pearl, but Pearl doesn't notice him and neither does Parla

Parla: What? Who said that?

Perch: Creep much?

Mango: Yes!

Perch: Sam

Sam: Yes? Oh, hey guys. Great to see you all and I wish you the best of luck

Spongesally: Still a bland character I see, maybe you should get a personality and you could be interesting

Sam: I have a personality.......

Andi: No need for Perch to introduce meself. I am Andi....WOOHOO!!!

Perch: Actually I was gonna introduce Squendell next

Andi: Oh well, hahahahahhaah

Squendell: Whatever, I'm here

Perch: Always a man of many words Squendell, give it up for your returning stars

Sharky: What a bunch of dumbfucks

Andi: Sharky is going down (jumps and attacks Sharky)

Perch: Andi back off, alright time to explain this seasons rules

For this, I will type the explanation. The characters will be split into three teams of eight. These teams will be going to a different country in every episode. Along the way, they will have to find random locations in the country to compete in challenges or find a location. There will be two physical challenges in each episode. Here is the explanation of the two

Challenge A: This or That or Neither

There will be three options in this challenge. They will get to decide based off the arrival. The first team to arrive will pick either this or that or neither, then the other teams that arrive will have to pick from the remaining options. However, whichever team picks neither will have to answer a series of trivia questions about the country they are currently in. They must get 16 of 20 questions right, if they don't they will have to start the trivia questions all over again.

Challenge B: Team Road Block

Just like from the show The Amazing Race. However to make it different from the actual show, half of the team will have to do the road block which is just a difficult task. Nobody is allowed to move forward until their teammates finish the road block.

Anyway, the end of the challenge, will consist of a pitstop. The first team that arrives will receive a twenty minute headstart on the other two teams at the next leg of the race. The last team to arrive at the pitstop will have twenty minutes to contemplate who to vote out. Then they will vote someone out at the Elimination Ceremony, where the person that gets voted out will be eliminated from the game.

Perch: Okay now that I am finished explaining the rules and the layout for this season, time to pick the teams!

Spongesally: Okay so how are you going to divide the other people up?

Perch: Who says that the eight of you are on your own team? I was originally going to have it that way, but I changed my mind. I will randomly select everyone and put them onto teams.

Just so I don't have to write the whole selection process out, here we go and they named the teams based off whatever they wanted

TEAM SBC (since more than half of these shows air on the SBC )
Squendell (Squidtropolis)
Jeremy (Misadventures of Patrick Star)
Zeus (The Guitar Lord)
Titan (Pisces Moon)
Wendy (37)
Nadia (The Squid Squad)
Jonda (The Island Sponge)
Julie (Hitting Rock Bottom)

TEAM NAVIGATOR (due to the around the world theme )
Mrs. Magic (Mermaid Man: The Brave and the Bold)
Marly (Krusty Krab: The Years Before SpongeBob)
Morticia (Coral Drive)
Spongesally (New Adventures of SpongeBob and Friends)
Sam (The Sea Files)
Sharky (Sharky Shore)
Zack (Z-Storm)
Mark (Scooter's Paradise)

TEAM CHATTERVIX (Mango came up with the name since Team SBC was taken )
Andi (Squids vs Squirrels)
Parla (Underwater Idol)
Mango (Generation Patrick)
Naomi (Bikini Top)
Quinn (Krusty Train)
Chico (Just Like Pearl)
Aaron (SpongBlade GF)
Alvin (Spongecraft)

Perch: Now that we got all of that taken care of, are you guys ready to race? When I say GO! You can open up your first clue and we can start this show. Ready, Set, GO!

CLUE: Make your way to Rome, Italy. Once you get there make your way to the Colliseum for your next clue

As everyone races to the Colliseum, Sergeant Roderick and Quirky come up to Perch.

Roderick: Um Perch, how are we suppose to make it to all these locations before they do?

Perch: Quirky, you bring your space gizmos? Because I need the teleporter now

Quirky: Yes sir, thanks for giving me another chance sir

Perch: Shut up Quirky, I got my eye on you

(The three then teleport)

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End of the season premiere. Now, I am going to finish writing up the rest of this ish cuz I am excited to post more episodes!

I hope everyone enjoyed it because I am not sure if I am going to make all my episodes this long in length for sure

ZOMG!! A team is named after my show.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT QUIRKY'S BAD ENGLISH CLAP D:

DEAL WITH IT wrote:DON'T FORGET ABOUT QUIRKY'S BAD ENGLISH CLAP D:

Funneh thing is that I did forget about that

Btw, this show will be my number one priority in terms of spin-offs. There will be more episodes of The Way We Met, but right now its going to be more of a recurring spin-off.

Also, almost done with the elimination order which means hopefully more new episodes soon

122. Rome If You Want To

We last left our teams racing to Rome. All three teams are aboard the Spin-off Action Jet heading to Italy. During these long flights, it gives the teams a better chance to know their teammates….or hate them.

*At Team SBC’s section of the jet*

Titan: Oh sweet we are now on a plane, heading to Rome, which is definitely not underwater. Isn’t breaking the fourth wall fun? Almost as fun as hook-ups that were just screaming to happen…..isn’t that right Zeus and Julie?

(Zeus and Julie are making out)

Squendell: Didn’t they just meet? How could they start making out that quick?

Titan: Well, they aren’t the brightest bulbs of the bunch

Squendell: True….

(Jeremy watches on and shakes his head)

Jeremy: Why must I be surrounded by such stupid teammates? Clearly Perch and the producers of this show are underestimating my abilities. All I need our some stupid suckers to align with and everyone will be eating from the palm of my hand. I just need some idiots to manipulate. Zeus and Julie? They clearly want to stay in this game and make out, so I can swing their votes. However, I need one ally I can trust that is to stupid to make it on her own

(Spots Jonda giggling over a Sky Mall magazine)

Jeremy: My plan shall move forward successfully

*At Team Navigator’s section of the jet*

(Marly is studying the map of Rome, while Zack just watches)

Zack: Studying a map? Really? Lighten up and just go with the flow. It will make life more exciting

Marly: Well excuse me for liking to have a plan in place rather than just going with the flow and it just so happens that I am the most exciting person I know

Zack: Clearly you don’t know that many exciting people in your life. Maybe if you actually lighten up, you could be fun

(meanwhile)

Spongesally: Mark, we need to talk. Clearly we have had a shaky past, but I need an ally I know since Sam lacks a personality. You on the other hand were voted the most popular player in Spin-off Action history. What do you say?

Mark: Obviously we have a shaky past. It was because of you I got eliminated the first season. You put my relationship with Nadia in jeopardy! I won’t be your ally, piss off.

Sharky: BITCH! YOU JUST GOT OWNED!

Spongesally: Shut up (slaps Sharky)

Sharky: Don’t fuck with me! I can easily get you kicked off the jet’s wi-fi!

Morticia: Leave the young lady alone (smacks Sharky with her purse)

Spongesally: Hmm, hey Morticia wait up

*At Team ChatterVix’s section of the plane*

Mango: CHICO! Where are you???

(Chico is hiding in the bathroom)

Chico: Gah, Mango is driving me nuts and not in a good way! She won’t shut the hell up about me and spin-offs in general. It’s like I have my own stalker. Don’t get me wrong, I love the ladies, but I wasn’t expecting someone like Mango to actually like me back. I mean what would Parla think?

(Alvin is activating his WoW account when all of a sudden Aaron shuts down his computer)

Aaron: NURFED bitch

Alvin: Gaahhh, I was in the middle of a quest asshole

Aaron: Doodz don’t play WoW anymore, I mean come on man, you could be doing so much more with your life like trying to get with chicks like Naomi over there

Alvin: All she is doing is staring out the window dramatically anyway, so give me my laptop back douche

Aaron: WILDCARD BITCHES!!! YYYEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAWWWW!!! (runs off with laptop)

(Camera zooms in on Naomi)

Naomi: Clearly everyone is to busy with their petty drama to realize that good looks get you far in life….if you got it, you should flaunt it…that’s all you need to know about me (as she grins)

Pilot: Attention everyone, we are now arriving in the city of Rome! We hope you enjoy your stay

Everyone soon rushes off the plane as they run out of the airport. All three teams gather amongst each other as they rush towards the parking lot.

Nadia: So how are we supposed to get to the Colliseum?

Jeremy: Nadia, you are so beautiful, you clearly should be our leader since you have the most experience amongst us all. I mean after all, you were a runner-up.

Squendell: But so was I…..

Jonda: I agree with Jeremy, Nadia should tell us what to do

Nadia: Well, thanks Jeremy. That’s sweet of you. In that case, I say we should sprint. That way we can save our money for later when we need it.

Jeremy: Very well then let’s do what the lady said.

(Team SBC decides to sprint, while everyone else boards the same bus)

Mark: What is Nadia doing? She is smarter than that.

Mrs. Magic: Well it’s their loss, which means it’s our gain.

Andi: Sprinting sounds like an awesome plan…..STOP THE BUS!

(The bus stops)

Andi: Let’s get off!

(Aaron then spots Marly’s map of Rome)

Aaron: I’ll be taking that ish (snatches Marly’s map)

Marly: That’s cheating

Aaron: Read that rulebook and tell me where it says I can’t do that

(Team ChatterVix gets off the bus)

Naomi: Great people, now what are we suppose to do! We are as screwed over as Team SBC now (starts to cry)

Quinn: There, there Naomi, everything will be okay

Naomi: (sniffles) Thanks Quinn (passionately hugs)

Quinn: Umm….okay

Aaron: Enough of Quinn trying to get lucky…I got an idea!


I hate to stop there, but I am going to split this episode into two parts because I want to take this opportunity to ask everyone for their opinion. Now for those who use to read Spin-off Action, they know the format I use to have. It would be about a couple paragraphs long. Now I have the format I have gone with in the pilot episode and this episode also which is pretty much just quotations with a paragraph thrown in every once and while. So I will leave it up to the readers should I……

A) Go back to my old format
B) Stick with the one I am currently doing

Please let me know soon, that way I can finish up this episode sooner .

I say B.

B.

Old forman grill.

B.

My choice is B.

B.

Btw, Jonda isn't dumb enough. Dx And Zeus is like 15 or 16 and Julie is in her 20s. I don't know if that's or

Actually it completely slipped my mind that Zeus was 16 xD. However that makes things a bit more kinkier

Alright I will try to stick with my new format, however I am officially cutting the Team Road Block challenge and just making it a regular random challenge that is nothing special.

Anyway, back to the show, we left off with Team SBC walking instead of taking the bus to the Colliseum, Team Navigator was still on the bus and are in the lead, while Team ChatterVix is in second, but Andi made their team get off the bus with Aaron coming up with an idea….

Aaron: Alright my idea is simple. We just get a taxi

Alvin: That’s your idea? You held us in suspense, just so you can say get a taxi? Smart thinking idiot!

Aaron: Fuck you, no one else is doing anything except Quinn who is comforting Miss Overdramatic over there.

Parla: Wow you are smart Aaron!

Chico: I could have come up with that idea….no seriously, I could have

Mango: That’s why you are the smartest spin-off character ever created (squeezes Chico)

Chico: Ugh, remind me to get my lawyers to write up a restraining order

Mango: Will do cutie

Aaron: Let’s grab that taxi….WILDCARD BITCHES! YEEEHHHHAAAWWW!!

(two taxis stop by)

Aaron: Holy shit. That’s convenient, alright come on people

*Meanwhile with the last place team*

Titan: Yeah let’s just save money and walk. This idea is working out fantastically.

Jonda: I know isn’t it? It’s a great way to stay in shape

Titan: I was being sarcastic idiot. We are probably in dead last now

Jeremy: Wait a minute. We are missing three people. Has anyone seen Wendy, Zeus, or Julie?

(Wendy reappears)

Jeremy: Oh there you are, I keep forgetting you are a ghost. What about….I hear something steamy

(Zeus and Julie are making out)

Squendell: Okay this is getting to be ridiculous. Julie I know being a cougar is in these days, but we have to get going

Julie: I am not a cougar. I am in my mid 20’s, that’s still…..wait a minute….Zeus, how old are you again?

Zeus: Uhh….22?

Squendell: No way, let me see your passport!

(Zeus nervously grabs for it)

Squendell: 22 my ass, you are 16 dipshit

Julie: WWHHHAAATTT??????

(Julie smacks Zeus hard)

Julie: You little perv, I should have known that State University wasn’t an actual college

Jonda: It isn’t?

Jeremy: Okay, we can make fun of this whole situation later, but we got to get going

*At the Colliseum*

Perch: What are taking these guys so long? I mean seriously, how hard is it to ride a bus!

(Team Navigator shows up)

Perch: Finally!

Sharky: Give us the clue before I take a steaming hot shit down your mouth

Perch: Yeah, that’s definitely not gross or appalling in any way shape or form. Anyway, here is the next part of the challenge. The very first This/That/Neither. Since you guys made it here first, you get to choose from the following options.

This – Rome is famous for its Italian cuisine, but the most popular is definitely pizza due to it being cheap and affordable. You must make your way to the most popular pizza parlor in town Panatoni’s and deliver fifteen pizzas to fifteen different houses. Once you complete this task, you will receive your next clue.

That – One of Rome’s famous buildings is the Leaning Tower of Pisa. We have placed ten gold medallions inside there. Go find all ten and bring them back to the fountain in the center of Rome where Quirky will be waiting to give you your next clue.

Neither – Trivia with Sergeant Roderick! He will ask you twenty questions about anything Rome related. You must get sixteen of twenty questions right or else you will have to do it over until you pass. He will give you your next clue afterwards.

Oh and btw, if you choose This or That, you will have to construct a chariot with the materials we have for you over here and complete the rest of the tasks for this episode in the chariot. So make your pick.

Mrs. Magic: We choose Neither

Sam: What? You didn’t consult with us.

Mrs. Magic: Well we will have less work to do if we choose Neither

Mark: She does have a good point. Plus, I am good with trivia

Spongesally: Well good for you, but that doesn’t mean we all are.

Zack: Well it’s simple. If we lose because of Mrs. Magic not consulting us, she is gone.

Marly: While you are an ass Zack, I have to agree, but let’s not lose this on purpose. Quick, we need to study!

*Team ChatterVix arrives*

Aaron: HAH! They choose the trivia, we still have a chance

Perch: Well, we shall see about that. What do you guys choose This or That (explains)

(Team ChatterVix consults with each other)

Quinn: We choose This

Perch: Very well then, start constructing your chariot!

Naomi: I don’t want to get my hands dirty, Quinn you strong swordfish you, why don’t you do twice the work for me!

Quinn: Okay

(ChatterVix starts on their chariot)

Roderick: Are you lazy bums done yet with your studying?

Morticia: Studying is hard, so so hard

Sharky: That’s what she said bitch!

Roderick: Well, more time for me to kick back and relax then! It’s your time you are messing with!

*One hour later both teams were ready as Team ChatterVix took off on their chariot while Team Navigator was ready for trivia*

Roderick: Very well then, here are your tests

Marly: Tests? I thought this was Team Trivia?

Roderick: It is! Just because this is a game show doesn’t mean the trivia has to be done game show format!

Zack: Well this shit was falsely advertised

Roderick: Perch and I didn’t say a thing about it, now stop your complaining and take your tests

Zack: Hey Mrs. Magic you hear that sound? It’s the sound of you going home tonight since we are probably doomed to lose now

*Speaking of doomed to lose*

Titan: That does it! Nadia’s idea has failed! Let’s just go find someone to give us a ride to the Coliseum!

Jeremy: I agree

Nadia: But it was your….

Jeremy: Nadia, don’t go throwing the blame around when you have no one to blame but yourself. I will go find us a taxi

Jonda: Yeah what Jeremy said

Nadia: Shut up you overweight, retarded bimbo

(Team SBC finally gets a taxi and head off to the Coliseum)

*We head back over to Team ChatterVix*

Aaron: Alright here is Panatoni’s, I’ll go get the pizzas

Chico: Aaron is a pretty good leader; he is definitely our team leader for sure

Alvin: Aaron’s a douche, I don’t care if he is taking charge. I don’t like him.

Naomi: Team leader? What does he have that I don’t? I mean come on, look at me. I am amazing.

Mango: I think Chico should be it. He was student body president at Algae University.

Andi: And they think I’m crazy hahahhahahaha

Alvin: You are, Mango is just creepy.

Aaron: Alright, I got the pizzas, let’s do this ish

(Montage of Team ChatterVix working as a cohesive unit to finish the challenge)

Chico: We did it!

Naomi: Okay our “leader”, what does our clue say?

Aaron: Leader? What the hell? I never agreed to that

Alvin: If he doesn’t want it, I’ll take it

Naomi: What makes you think you are qualified?

Aaron: Woah woah, I don’t trust noobins or Tits McGee over here, so what the hell, I’ll be our “leader”. Mango open up the clue already.

Mango: Okay

CLUE – Make your way to the Excelsior (a famous Roman hotel) which will be the first pit stop. Last team to arrive will vote someone out.

Mango: Let’s go!!!

*With Team Navigator*

Roderick: All right you all passed….except for Sharky

Sharky: Motherfucker!

Sam: Can’t we just leave without him?

Roderick: What part of all of you must pass don’t you get maggot?

Sharky: Damn shitty cuntface

Morticia: Boy, your foul language just saddens me

Sharky: Well excuse me granny, but how the hell am I suppose to finish this shit if you and all you other assholes keep chewing me out all the fucking….?

(Mrs. Magic is then seen using her powers on Sharky while Roderick is chewing out Sam)

Sharky: Ugh, something is happening, urge to cuss decreasing, knowledge enhancing

(Sharky is now quickly finishing the quiz)

Spongesally: What did you do to him?

Mrs. Magic: I put a temporary charm on him to make him smart and to eliminate the urge to cuss in every other sentence

Spongesally: Why can’t you make this permanent?

Mrs. Magic: Well I can’t change who he is, I can only charm him

Spongesally: Mrs. Magic you are smarter than I give you credit for

Sharky: I am done! I hope I passed!

Roderick: Well would you look at that, the boy actually passed. Here is your clue maggots!

Mark: Make your way to the Excelsior, last team to arrive will vote someone out. Let’s go!

Sharky: Yay!

*At the Excelsior*

(Team ChatterVix arrives)

Perch: Team ChatterVix, congrats you are the first team to arrive

Aaron: That’s what I’m talking about!

Parla: With Aaron as our leader, nothing can go wrong!

*At the Coliseum*

Squendell: We actually made it!

Jeremy: Oh crap, we are in last place. I guess we are stuck doing That

Julie: Well since we are probably going to lose, I know who I’m voting out (looks at Zeus)

Zeus: Well excuse me for finding older women attractive

Julie: Go find someone closer to your age like Wendy

Zeus: She is a ghost!

Jeremy: Enough! Let’s just build our damn chariot!

*Back at the Excelsior*

(Team Navigator arrives)

Perch: Team Navigator, you are not the winners….

Marly: No!!! Thanks a lot Mrs. Mag…..

Perch: Let me finish! You are not the losers either. Second place!

Zack: Way to overreact and you can’t spell overreact without ovary because you’re a girl

Marly: Shut up! (Punches Zack)

Zack: I think it’s safe to say she digs me

Mark: No doubt in my mind

Sharky: Yayz for winning!

Perch: Better alert the losers! Roderick go grab me Team SBC

(Roderick comes back to the Excelsior with Team SBC)

Jeremy: We were in the middle of our chariot building

Perch: Yeah better save our readers some time and just let you know you guys finished dead last

Titan: Well obviously

Perch: Okay time to vote someone out…..you have twenty minutes to decide

(Twenty minutes later)

Perch: Alright when I call your name, it’s safe to sit down because you are not going home…..Squendell, Julie, Wendy, Jeremy, and Jonda. None of you received any votes. Now let’s look over why the three of you left standing could be going home. Titan, your smart aleck remarks are witty, but they are bothersome. Plus you are like 15,000 years old. You could be a problem when it comes to challenges. Nadia, you led your team terribly. That money we give these teams is good for the whole leg of the race, so you would have spending the money wisely anyway. Zeus, you tried to pose as an adult and failed terribly. You lost major credibility points with ladies all over the world. Time to kill some tension….Titan you are safe.

Titan: Thank goodness

Perch: Zeus or Nadia. Nadia or Zeus. Let me just say that the person who is going home had the entire opposite gender vote for this person. And the person who is safe is……..Zeus!

Julie: What?

Perch: Nadia you are eliminated

Nadia: Are you serious? I mean Zeus is a pig and all I did was listen to Jeremy’s…..

Jeremy: I said nothing

Perch: Nadia time to get aboard the bus!

Nadia: Can’t I at least say goodbye to Mark first?

Perch: Nope see ya!

NADIA IS ELIMINATED

Mark: Nadia is gone? Nadia!!! (starts crying)

Perch: Oh great because Nadia is gone, Mark is going to be blubbering all season…..again. Where will we go next time? Find out next time on…..

(Quirky randomly appears)

Quirky: Zwhat’s wrung? You luft me at teh foundtain! Why didn’t you letz me nose too cum back?

Perch: Quirky, your grammar appalls me, please get that fixed

Quirky: Yessir

Perch: Gah, where was I, oh yeah, Find out next time on Spin-off Action!


Wow, Microsoft Word says that this was 12 pages long, I am going to try and make this a bit shorter next time xD

REMAINING CONTESTANTS

TEAM SBC (since more than half of these shows air on the SBC )
Squendell (Squidtropolis)
Jeremy (Misadventures of Patrick Star)
Zeus (The Guitar Lord)
Titan (Pisces Moon)
Wendy (37)
Jonda (The Island Sponge)
Julie (Hitting Rock Bottom)

TEAM NAVIGATOR (due to the around the world theme )
Mrs. Magic (Mermaid Man: The Brave and the Bold)
Marly (Krusty Krab: The Years Before SpongeBob)
Morticia (Coral Drive)
Spongesally (New Adventures of SpongeBob and Friends)
Sam (The Sea Files)
Sharky (Sharky Shore)
Zack (Z-Storm)
Mark (Scooter's Paradise)

TEAM CHATTERVIX (Mango came up with the name since Team SBC was taken )
Andi (Squids vs Squirrels)
Parla (Underwater Idol)
Mango (Generation Patrick)
Naomi (Bikini Top)
Quinn (Krusty Train)
Chico (Just Like Pearl)
Aaron (SpongBlade GF)
Alvin (Spongecraft)

Is it possible for Mango to get kinky with Chico?

I am sorry about my lack of inactivity due to midterms and stuff, but I have one more to go, then I get a four day break . However, I already have half of the newest episode completed, but I will definitely get the second half finished since I have more free time coming my way after tomorrow night. So without further ado, here is the first half of the new Spin-off Action where there is an elimination.......

123. Hail Britannia

After a peaceful night at the hotel, Perch wakes everyone up to send them on the jet to their next destination. He reminds everyone that due to Team ChatterVix winning the last challenge, they get a twenty minute head start on the next leg of the race. However, nobody has a clue where they are going next as Perch wants to keep that a secret.

*In Team ChatterVix’s section*

Aaron: You know what’s even more awesome about winning? First class amenities, bitches!

Parla: I could get use to this!

Naomi: Meh, its nothing special. Especially since I deserve to get treated like this due to me being awesome

Aaron (off screen): Naomi is such a bitch, I hate self-centered people and Naomi is one of them. However, she is such a diva that I can’t wait to see her destroy her own chances of winning this game.

Naomi: Ugh I am out of mineral water, Quinn my darling will you go get me some

Quinn: Absolutely Naomi

Aaron: Dude she can get that herself, don’t listen to her

Quinn: It’s not because I have to, its because I want to

(meanwhile Chico is napping)

Mango: Look at my baby sleep, he is so cute when he doesn’t know that someone is watching him sleep

Alvin: Oh really? Chico, wake up

Chico: Wait….huh…….ggggaaaaahhhh!! Mango how long have you been there?

Mango: Oh you know, when I first heard you snore. Hmm, I never knew you were a snorer, but I have never been this close to you before

Chico (off screen): I am flattered that Mango likes me, but I like Parla! Can she not get that through her thick skull?

*Meanwhile with everyone else*

Marly: What happened to our separate areas? Now we are all jammed together back here

Squendell: I bet if anything Perch needed that money for his own selfish needs, so he cut our budget in half. Cheap bastard

(Jeremy sneaks up next to Spongesally)

Jeremy: So you are the infamous Spongesally, the original villain of Spin-off Action, it’s an honor to meet you

Spongesally: What are you trying to get at?

Jeremy: Oh nothing, I use to tune into Spin-off Action, I mean you dominated the first season and if it wasn’t for that stupid superhero challenge, you could have made it into the final two and won. However, you were the first one voted off the second season and you barely made a dent in season 4

Spongesally: Like I said, what are you trying to get at?

Jeremy: I am just saying you aren’t the player you use to be

Jonda: Yyyeeeeaahhhh

Jeremy: Jonda go stand over there, I’ll talk to you in a minute

Jonda: Okay

Jeremy: Now where were we

Spongesally: That is so not true, I learned from my mistakes and I am going to do better this season

Jeremy: Oh we will see about that (off screen) Spongesally may be pretty, but she is no longer the villain she use to be. This show deserves a better class of villain and I am gonna give it to them

(meanwhile Marly is reviewing all the mistakes her team made)

Zack: So I did my research on you

Marly: What do you want now?

Zack: I know you use to be a criminal

Marly: NO! How did you find out?

Zack: Like I said I did my research on you

Marly: Yes, I use to be criminal but I am turning over a new leaf. I don’t want anyone else to know about this!

Zack: Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me

Marly (offscreen): That Zack is such a douche, why is he trying to get to know me?

(Perch then shows up in coach)

Titan: Great what now

Mark (crying): Nadia is gone

Perch: Besides that, I have some news to share with both teams of losers, the invincibility idols are back. For all of you who don’t know about the idols, they are good up until after the Final Four, which means you can use them at anytime to save yourself from elimination. This season, due to the increase of players, we have three idols hiding this season. They will be hiding in every area we are visiting around the world thanks to our producers. I will tell this to Team ChatterVix the day they wind up in loser class, but for now, it’s our little secret (Perch then leaves)

Sharky: Oh fuck yes! I must be even more invincible than I am now!

Morticia: What happened to that spell you cast him on Magic?

Mrs. Magic: Yeah, those are only temporary, not permanent

Sharky: If you cast that fucking shit on me one more time, you are history bitch!

(The plane then lands and Perch tells everyone to get off)

Perch: Welcome to London, England which is today’s destination. Home to many interesting things like…….Big Ben, Sherlock Holmes, PokeSponge.

Sharky: So we have a penis, a movie, and a wanka?

Perch: Sigh….Mrs. Magic, if you don’t mind

Mrs. Magic: Not at all (casts the charm on Sharky again)

Sharky: Ffffuuuucccckkkkkk…….Okay let’s do this thing, I’m so giddy!

Perch: Okay as I was saying, here are your clues, but Team SBC and Team Navigator can’t open them up just yet. Due to Team ChatterVix winning the last challenge, they get a twenty minute head start. Are you guys ready? Aaannnddd…..GO!

CLUE – Make your way to Buckingham Palace, you must break in and find your next clue on Her Majesty’s desk

Alvin: Are you insane? That’s freaking illegal

Perch: Yep, now hurry before you guys lose your twenty minute lead.

Aaron: Alright doodz, let’s get on that double decker bus

*On the bus*

Mango: Oh London, the city of love (squeezes Chico)

Chico: Paris is the city of love

Mango: Ssshhhh don’t ruin the moment cuddle bunneh

Parla: Awwwzz, isn’t that cute

Chico: Parla, it’s not what you think

Mango: Chico, are you trying to tell me something?

Chico: Yes, I love Parla and not you

Mango: Oh silly, well you know what that means. Parla must be vanquished

(Twenty minutes later)

Perch: Alright losers, time to play catch up

Sam: I agree with Alvin, what if we get arrested?

Perch: Well try not to, or this season will be in the can

Spongesally: Come on, we need to win this, so let’s get going already

*Both teams board the same double decker bus as they drive off to Buckingham Palace*

*Team ChatterVix is the first to arrive at Buckingham Palce*

Aaron: Hmm, well its time to break the walls down

Andi: Okay *sets up explosives*

(The walls surrounding the palace break down)

Andi: WHEEE!!! I love explos……

(The wall crumbles down on top of Andi)

Alvin: Uhhh, what are we suppose to do now

Perch: Time to call the Spin-off Action Medical Team

(Sergeant Roderick and Quirky show up)

Quinn: Is she going to be okay?

Perch: I dunno, but for the time being Andi is no longer in this game

(Sergeant Roderick and Quirky get Andi out from the debris and carry her off)

ANDI IS MEDICALLY EVACUATED

Chico: But this is not fair, how are we suppose to make it into Buckingham Palace now that the guards are alert we are here now

Perch: That’s for you guys to figure out, I’ll see you at the pit stop.

Aaron: Well do any of you geniuses have a plan?

Naomi: How are we suppose to know? You are our brilliant captain….and I am being sarcastic obviously

Aaron: Naomi, I have my right hand and I am not afraid to use it

Naomi: Eww, you probably use that hand to masturbate

Chico: Will you two stop arguing for a minute, I have an idea. They have tour groups over there, why not just join one?

Mango: Oh Chico, you are so smart. That’s why you will be mine someday…..

Chico: Uh….thanks?

Aaron: Oh crap, we got company

Loved it! Nice job, Clappy.

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