Essentric Electrical Eelz

THIS WAS MY APRIL FOOLS JOKE THAT I NEVER POSTED DURRR.
Electrical Essentrict Eelz!
Episode 1- Janet Reno Must Be Stopped
Dan, a philosopher, was sitting on his chair perfecting the evolution theory previously said by Charles Darwin. Suddenly, Scripted Intellectual Girl character barged in and said
'Sir, Sir! We have an oddity going on at the gate!' Dan then went to see what kind of predicament the peasants have ended into.
There was Atlus fighting with ShoeHorn over a moldy loaf of bread.
'We do not need to dislodge over a loaf of mold!' declared Atlus
'But, this is my dinner for my poor, starving family!' said ShoeHorn.
'You want to poisand them with this peice of defliberstor!' (At this point, it was really late at night and I recently went to the dentist and they put me on some drug or something) said Atlus.
'What Strife have you Vagabonds gotten into today!' said Dan.
Scripted Intellectual Girl character said 'Fighting over a piece of poo. Silly idiots' said said said
ShoeHornyyyyeye then said said I del;clare Semlly cat!
What are they feeding you
STRIKEUnfortunatley, The Krakken barged in and KILL
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(The joke was that I was depicting Eelz as a smart peice of garbage.)