Things SpongeBob SquarePants characters would never say

by **Wumbology** 4/15/2010, 6:50 pm

Why not? There's one in the "Spin-Off Games" area.

Mr. Krabs: Money? Who needs that?

Sandy: I'm glad I left dumb ol' Texas.

by **Steel Sponge** 4/15/2010, 6:55 pm

Mr. Krabs: Let's go to the mattress store!
Spongebob: Bikini Bottom sucks!
Patrick: E=MC squared.
Gary: Luke, I am your father.

LOL, early arrival.

by **Wumbology** 4/16/2010, 7:14 am

Pearl: It's okay daddy, I love my new sailor boots! You didn't have to get me trendy new shoes.

by **Steel Sponge** 4/16/2010, 9:53 am

Squidward: I like Care Bears!
Sandy: 2 + 2= PIE!
Plankton: Who cares about the secret formula? My life sucks.
Squilliam: I love you Squidward!
Gary: Moo.

by **webizoid345** 4/16/2010, 5:21 pm

Spongebob: I'm gay and my sex partner is Patrick.
Patrick: The square root of an isosceles triangle........
Sandy: I'm from New YOIK!

by **Hayden** 4/16/2010, 6:33 pm

Gary: I know what you did last night.

Spongebob: For once I won't be an annoying idiot and torture Squidward for no reason.

Plankton: The Chum Bucket is so successful.

by **Steel Sponge** 4/16/2010, 6:39 pm

Pearl: Oh my god! I love Justin Bieber!
Mr. Krabs: Nick Jonas is my word.
Plankton: Miley Cyrus is da bomb!
Squidward: Screw them! Those guys sucK!

by **Wumbology** 4/16/2010, 6:41 pm

Steel_Sponge wrote:Pearl: Oh my god! I love Justin Bieber!
Mr. Krabs: Nick Jonas is my word.
Plankton: Miley Cyrus is da bomb!
Squidward: Screw them! Those guys sucK!

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What.

by **jjsthekid** 4/16/2010, 6:42 pm

Squidward : Welcome to my home Spongebob!
Spongebob : I Hate Jellyfishing!
Mr. Krabs : I will give my money to needy kids!

by **Wumbology** 4/16/2010, 6:44 pm

Dirty Bubble: Eating dirt? How unsanitary!
Mrs. Puff: I love teaching SpongeBob, I hope he never gets his licence!

by **Steel Sponge** 4/16/2010, 6:46 pm

Mr. Krabs: I will give Pearl 20 bucks for her allowance, pay 15 dollars for my laundry, give Squidward an advanced raise on his paycheck and donate 30 bucks of me loot to charity.

Squidward: GET IN MY HOUSE!
Patrick: I got an A+ on my finals!
Sandy: I prefer geology over science.

by **webizoid345** 4/16/2010, 9:24 pm

Sandy: I failed Science. 3 times in a row!!!!
Patrick: Well I aced it.
Spongebob: I skipped class so suck that BEEOTCH.

by **Steel Sponge** 4/16/2010, 10:09 pm

Mrs. Puff: You'll never take me alive coppers!
Squidward:(plays the clarinet beautifully)
Patrick: You can have that piece.

by **Wumbology** 4/17/2010, 9:42 am

Plankton: What are you talking about? I never went to college.
Karen: Plankton doesn't need me, he comes up with great ideas on his own!
Squidward: How did I ever get blessed with such lovely neighbours?

by **Steel Sponge** 4/17/2010, 11:37 am

Spongebob: Where's my happy pills?

by **webizoid345** 4/17/2010, 12:37 pm

Plankton: Thanks for the idea, Karen! Love you!

Squidward: I love Spogebob and Patrick. They can borrow my clarinet anytime.

Mrs. Puff: I'm so proud of spongebob passing his boating test!

by **Steel Sponge** 4/17/2010, 12:43 pm

Spongebob: Thank NEPTUNE I got my license!
Plankton: That's it Karen, I'm going to erase your hardrive!
Squidward:(smiling)Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I take your order?
Patrick: Krabby patties? YUCK!

by **webizoid345** 4/17/2010, 12:49 pm

Spongebob: I want to work at the chum bucket.

Mr. Krabs: I'm broke, but I don't care!

Spongebob: Posideon is better than Neptune.

by **Steel Sponge** 4/17/2010, 12:55 pm

Squidward: My hair! It's back!
Jim: I'm baaaaaaaaack!
Spongebob: Ow! My hand is on the grill! Man, I suck at frycooking.
Squilliam: Spare change? Spare change?

by **webizoid345** 4/17/2010, 1:11 pm

Squilliam: I'm so ugly!
Squidward: I'm so hot.
Spongebob: Me and Sandy had sex one night and now she's pregnant with little Grace. Aww!

by **Wumbology** 4/17/2010, 2:04 pm

Bubble Bass: Hey SpongeBob, you're actually a pretty good fry cook.

by **webizoid345** 4/17/2010, 7:40 pm

Bubble Bass: Guess what? I lost 5,000,000 pounds! thanks Weight Watchers!

by **that70sguy92** 4/17/2010, 8:10 pm

Plankton: I got the Krabby Patty formula!

SpongeBob: I got my driver's license!

by **Steel Sponge** 4/17/2010, 11:14 pm

Queen Jellyfish call: Winner. Winner.
Squidward: I'm gonna play the keyboard instead.
Sandy: Man, this anchor is heavy!

by **Steel Sponge** 4/18/2010, 11:22 am

Larry: Yes! I'm fat! Thank you krabby patties!
Mr. Krab: Free money for everyone!

by **webizoid345** 4/18/2010, 3:10 pm

Pearl: Today, i'm going to be less bratty.

Spongebob: Fuck you, Patrick.

Patrick: E=MC2

by **Steel Sponge** 4/18/2010, 3:13 pm

Larry: You know I'm fat! I'm fat! Come on you know it!(Really really fat)
Sandy: What does cat mean?
Fred(Minor character guy): The Krusty Krab is BETTER than the Shell Shack.
Squidward: Squilliam, can I have your autograph?

by **webizoid345** 4/18/2010, 3:14 pm

Fred: MY ARM!!!!

by **Wumbology** 4/18/2010, 6:23 pm

Tom: CARROTS! CARROTS!

by **Steel Sponge** 4/18/2010, 8:56 pm

Nat: I went to college!

by **Wumbology** 4/19/2010, 6:39 pm

Steel_Sponge wrote:Nat: I went to college!

Who is Nat?

by **Steel Sponge** 4/19/2010, 6:44 pm

Wumbology wrote:
Steel_Sponge wrote:Nat: I went to college!
Who is Nat?

Flashback time!

Nat: I would like one of your Chum Sticks.

End flashback.

Patrick: Hmm, this is good tofu.
Spongebob: Go ahead Gary, chew that sofa! Good boy!

by **Wumbology** 4/19/2010, 6:48 pm

Steel_Sponge wrote:
Wumbology wrote:
Steel_Sponge wrote:Nat: I went to college!
Who is Nat?

Flashback time!

Nat: I would like one of your Chum Sticks.

End flashback.

Patrick: Hmm, this is good tofu.
Spongebob: Go ahead Gary, chew that sofa! Good boy!

Okay, I must have never seen that episode.

by **Steel Sponge** 4/20/2010, 6:44 pm

Spongebob: I don't want to have fun, I'm going to stay in bed all day along.

by **tvguy347** 4/20/2010, 8:11 pm

Squidward: I'm happy! I LOVE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Spongebob: FUCK YOU SQUIDWARD!!

by **Dragiiin123** 4/20/2010, 8:35 pm

TV repairman wrote:Squidward: I'm happy! I LOVE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Spongebob: FUCK YOU SQUIDWARD!!

Exzibiting stupidity a ten fold!

by **Steel Sponge** 4/20/2010, 10:23 pm

Patchy: Spongebob sucks! Avatar rules!
Potty: Patchy should rot in hell.

by **Wumbology** 4/21/2010, 4:49 pm

Fred: Yeah, that was a pretty bad explosion. Everything hurts except my leg.

by **Steel Sponge** 4/21/2010, 9:36 pm

Spongebob: Gary! Get the gun!

by **Steel Sponge** 4/22/2010, 9:32 pm

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, let's go burn someone's house!

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