Shark Night in 3D

Starring: Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Joel David Moore, Katharine McPhee

Plot: A sexy summer weekend turns into a blood-soaked nightmare for a group of college students trapped on an island surrounded by voracious underwater predators.

Now that I got all the nitty gritty details out of the way, time to explain why this movie is going to fail so much.

A) Sharks don't live in fresh water. Their is this thing called salt water where sharks usually live in. I know that someone in the trailer said that the lake was salt water, but how the fuck does fresh water become salt water? The explanation will probably be in the movie, but logic states that unless a giant truck of salt was dumped into the lake as well as sharks, then this shit won't be happening.

B) Want to know how to stay alive if there are deadly sharks in the water? STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER. It's not that hard a concept to grasp! Quit insulting our intelligence Hollywood.

C) Last time I checked, Joel David Moore (aka that dude from Avatar and Dodgeball) was in his mid to late 30s and he is hanging out with people in their early 20s? DERP.

D) Quit teasing the amount of nudity and blood in this film if its going to be PG-13. I mean I am not bashing PG-13 horror films, but if your tag line involves sex and blood, you are going to lose a potential audience of kids whose family doesn't want them seeing this film.

E) It may be from the producers of Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Hostel, but the director is the guy behind the worst Final Destination films and a bunch of other shitty work, so there goes all hopes.

So....anyone else going to see this?

I'm seeing it eventually 'cause eh, why not?

Clappy wrote:C) Last time I checked, Joel David Moore (aka that dude from Avatar and Dodgeball) was in his mid to late 30s and he is hanging out with people in their early 20s? SNARF.

Fix'd.

Meh, no thanks.

that70sguy92 wrote:I'm seeing it eventually 'cause eh, why not?

Translation: I'm going to see this because I love the young people from some of my favorite shows from the CW.

Clappy wrote:

that70sguy92 wrote:I'm seeing it eventually 'cause eh, why not?

Translation: I'm going to see this because I love the young people from some of my favorite shows from the CW.

No, I really don't care about any of the actors on this movie. Just seems lulzy.