SBC WMG

Post crackpot or serious theories about SBC and users here. We'll confirm them if we have enough proof (with a reason) and joss them if you know for a fact that it is wrong (but do provide a reason why it is jossed as well).

I theorize that Clappy and Jelly are brother and sister in real life.

I theorize that terminoob will one day return to SBC.

i theorize GBF is most likely to hate certain things

I theorize that SOF and Goosey are actually best friends pretending to hate each other.

I theorize that Elastic was cryogenically frozen from the 1970s and was released into society a few years ago.

I theorize that 4EG is a former animator who was fired and has been in denial ever since. (Go look at his tv.com wiki entry for where i'm coming from here)

After looking at his wiki, I theorize that 4EG was attempting to be an animator on a rejected Adult Swim show that didn't like how erotic his drawings were.

I theorize that SOF is a troll, and a successful one at that.

I theorize that spongebobiscool has a trap door of doom that leads to lolland.

I theorize that for an April Fools joke, SBC will turn into a My Little Pony Community.

I theorize that SBC will really turn into an MLP community by next year.

I theorize that someone will cruse their keyboard in the not too distant future.

I theorize that Dragiiin and teenj are one and the same

I theorize that storytime thinks that the 90s are all that

I theorize that Tvguy is not really 11 years old

I theorize that Wumbology is a famous spy in Quebec.

I theorize that Steel is actually Titanium

I theorize that OMJ barely won a thumb wrestling contest against Charlie Sheen.

I theorize that CF is SG's sister.

I theorize that Jjs was a cowboy in a previous life.

I theorize that Kizuna is my long-lost son.

ketsuekiran. [血液蘭] wrote:I theorize that Kizuna is my long-lost son.

I theorize that Shinya-san is actually an evil Japanese mastermind from a certain tvshow who wants to blow up the universe. Onore....Dikeido!

I theorize that tvguy works at Dunder Mifflin

I theorize that everybody on this site is out to get me.

I theorize that tvguy and tvfan are the same person.

I theorize that 70s is Chord Overstreet.

I theorize that it was really WhaleBlubber who hacked us and you guys are all fools for befriending him.

I theorize that I have not yet befriended Whaleblubber

I theorize that Seb is actually WhaleBlubber and is toying with us.

I theorize that Ex is actually ACS and is on it with the other staff members.

I theorize that a piece of shit is a piece of corn bread.

I theorize OMJ was the hacker, and is currently talking details with his planner, D-P-1, who we can flip around as 1-P-D, change the 1 into it's letter counterpart, so then we have A-P-D, switch the D and P around, giving A-D-P, then we take the D back one, into C, then add 3 onto P, to make it S, because P, Q(1) R(2) S(3). So then, D-P-1 is actuallyyyyyy... A-C-S, ACS! Him and ACS are working to haxor us one last time!

(Also, gaiz, lets make these longer, like the ones on TvTropes, like where Jjs got this idea. )

I commend your efforts Kizuna-sama.

I theorize that that Clappy is the hacker seeing as how his name was the only one that showed up when SBC went dark. Google was also visible, which adds further suspicion. Whenthe lights came back on, there were 6 new posts since I had last posted. Six posts, Clappy had six letters in it, and Google has six letters in it...Clappy is the Anti-Christ!

I have a hunch that 70s is actually a cyborg robot from the year 3021 who has come back from the future. It turns out him and terminoob are the same people, but thanks to 70s's futuristic cyborg technology, he was able to create two separate personalities: 70s and Dickface. Dickface was later renamed terminoob.

I theorize that OMJ is 100 years old. Look at his number of posts. 1961. That was 50 years ago. Now look at his age. 20. Flip that around. 02. 2. 50 multiplied by 2 is 100. And that's how old OMJ is.

I theorize that tvguy is such a comedian.

I theorize that tvguy's account has recently been hacked by Dane Cook, which would explain the sheer unfunniness and vulgarity he has been showing recently.

I theorize that hasfarr secretly likes MLP: FiM.

I theorize that THANK YOU ELASTIC. I theorize Elastic created the universe, and doesn't afraid of nothing, because he created everything. Derp

I theorize that tvguy is Steve Jobs' love child.

I theorize that tvguy is an apple instead of a carrot.

I theorize that Jelly is the illegtimate son of Drug lord, Pablo Escobar.

I theorize that OMJ can't read Jelly's poker face

I theorize that OMJ wants to forget me by insisting I'm not a girl.

I recant my previous theory. Jelly and Claps are theorhetically on and the same.

I recant that Ex were friends with Mothra

I theorize that SOF is an evil genius

I theorize that Nightmare Fan was the one who hacked SBC.

^ On some real shit, that's actually something to consider.