SBC: The Soap Opera

Yup, another SBC fanfic!

PLOT: Actors play as SBC users in God-awful live-action soap operas.

ACTORS SO FAR:

Jim Carrey as SOF
Patton Oswalt as Dragiiin123
Michael McDowell as Metal Snake
Justin Timberlake as SpongeSebastian
Tress MacNeile as CF
Shu Watanabe as ExKizuna
David Carradine as Elastic Dog
Billy West as CDCB
James Dean as Old Man Jenkins
Zoey Deschanel as Jelly
Kevin Thoms as Steel Sponge
Jared Padalecki as justham
Keanu Reeves as Clappy
Ryan Phillippe as 70s
Larry David as Sabre
Anne Hathaway as Deli
Lady Gaga as tvguy (hey, why not?)
Tara Strong as ImTheKinda1997
Brad Jones as Jake "Jex" Kizuna
Neil Patrick Harris as Fa
Bow Wow as teenj12


If you want to be in this fanfic, post who you want to voice you here!

Depends. Can they be Japanese? If not, then Brad Jones.

ExKizuna wrote:Depends. Can they be Japanese? If not, then Brad Jones.

Japanese is fine. Anyone will do really.

Okay. Then Brad Jones will voice my estranged, long lost english brother, Jake "Jex" Kizuna. I will be played by Shu Watanabe.

This is gonna rock and roll.

This sounds pretty fucking cherry. Only one man can emulate OMJ, James Dean!

Shouldn't we make up fake names for ourselves? Soap Operas wouldn't have people named Dragiiin123, OMJ, etc.

My name should be Ex Kizuna, because with the space, that's a name ^^

I'll be Olivier Michaeli Jenkins, a dashing drifter with a rough past that made him the loose cannon man he is today. Genus a relative newcomer to the community who rolled into town with nothing but the clothes on his back and the weed in his pocket. He is on the run as a renegade outlaw wanted for plotting against the govt. Of The Refuge.

I would like Lady Gaga to voice me.

tvguy347 wrote:I would like Lady Gaga to voice me.

Pretty sure Jjs does want some realism in this.

ExKizuna wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:I would like Lady Gaga to voice me.

Pretty sure Jjs does want some realism in this.

I'm being just as real as Justin Timberlake. =D

tvguy347 wrote:

ExKizuna wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:I would like Lady Gaga to voice me.

Pretty sure Jjs does want some realism in this.

I'm being just as real as Justin Timberlake. =D

But...You're a guy. Lady Gaga's a woman. That's the realism i'm talking about.

Zoey Deschanel plays Jellyanne McCartney.
Bio soon, or not xP

For me...does Kevin Thoms count? He's probably only recognizable for doing a voice for Sym-Bionic Titan, but still...

tvguy as lady gaga

For the role of Justin Hammersonville the Fifth, I would like for Jared Padalecki to voice me. No realism, just the awesomely built actor from Supernatural.

justham wrote:For the role of Justin Hammersonville the Fifth, I would like for Jared Padalecki to voice me. No realism, just the awesomely built actor from Supernatural.

<33333

I'll take Ryan Phillippe to play Calvin Roleski IV.

I told the roomie about this and he wants to participate. He says he wants Keanu Reeves to portray the role of Clappito Santiago.

tvguy347 wrote:

ExKizuna wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:I would like Lady Gaga to voice me.

Pretty sure Jjs does want some realism in this.

I'm being just as real as Justin Timberlake. =D

Hey!! ... that's my actor.

Larry David

Sabre wrote:Larry David

lol, he'd just be getting into stupid fights with everyone.

ExKizuna wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:

ExKizuna wrote:

tvguy347 wrote:I would like Lady Gaga to voice me.

Pretty sure Jjs does want some realism in this.

I'm being just as real as Justin Timberlake. =D

But...You're a guy. Lady Gaga's a woman. That's the realism i'm talking about.

How do you know I am a guy? :suspicious: lol jk

But that's the awesomeness of it! I'm a guy, and Lady Gaga plays me. Not only is it comedic gold, I get a kickass voice!

1. Replaced

Act I

We see all of the SBC users headed to the Spin-Off Station, getting ready for yet another SBC fanfic adventure known as "SBC: The Dark Adventure".

"Hooray, another fucking SBC fanfic!" Dragiiin said.

We see the station manager walk out.

"Sorry guys, but the network isn't accepting SBC: The Dark Adventure anymore," Station Manager said.

"What the hell? I have been preparing my role for weeks!" tvguy said.

"Sorry, but the network thought that the SBC fanfics were getting old, and they wanted to try a new approach." Station Manager said.

Just then, we see another gang of SBC users appear.

"Who the hell are these posers?" 70s asked.

"You guys have been replaced by...actors."

*Theme song plays*

Starring...

Jim Carrey as SOF

Patton Oswalt as Dragiiin123

Michael McDowell as Metal Snake

Justin Timberlake as SpongeSebastian

Tress MacNeile as CF

Shu Watanabe as ExKizuna

David Carradine as Elastic Dog

Billy West as CDCB

James Dean as Old Man Jenkins

Zoey Deschanel as Jelly

Kevin Thomas as Steel Sponge

Jared Padalecki as justham

Keanu Reeves as Clappy

Ryan Phillippe as 70s

Larry David as Sabre

Anne Hathaway as Deli

Lady Gaga as tvguy

*Theme song ends*

"You guys can't replace us with talentless hacks," Elastic said.

"Don't call me talentless when you see how I portray as you," David Carradine yelled as he kicked Elastic in the crotch.

"I can't believe you are portraying as me," Elastic said. "But I'll give ya props."

"There is only one man that can portray me, and that is James Dean!" OMJ said as he gave James Dean a knuckle punch.

"Yo yo OMJ bro," James Dean said.

"Basically, they will play a soap opera at a theater attached with a Looney Tunes short," Station Manager replied.

"While this is lulz, why did we get replaced?" Ex asked.

"The network thought it'd be something new," Station Manager said. "It was their call."

"I want to put an end to these shitty SBC fanfics, but not like this," Drag said.

"Boy oh boy, you better watch what you say or you could find yourself...with a lead role!" Patton Oswalt said as he approached him.

"Wait, Patton Oswalt is acting as me? Oh fuck yes," Drag said.

And so, everybody learned that this is a good thing, and they'd need a break from all of these whacky SBC fanfics. Sadly, they would soon learn on how exactly this soap opera would actually play out.

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Act II

We cut to the theater. We saw all of the SBC users attend. They bought their tickets, bought food, and got into their seats. We saw the huge stage, and the soap opera began.

Play 1: The Secret

We see Billy West as CDCB, hiding something.

"Thank god man, nobody will be able to see mah secret," Billy West/CDCB said.

"What secret?" Larry David/Sabre asked as he stalked him.

"It's nothing," Billy West/CDCB replied.

"Oh I know you're hiding something man!" Larry David/Sabre said with rage.

"It's nothing, now please, just try not to start a fight," Billy West/CDCB reassured with grace.

"TELL ME DAMMIT!" Larry David/Sabre yelled as he crept over Billy West/CDCB, but he pushed him away.

"NOW YOU WANT TO TUSSLE, EH?!" Larry David/Sabre yelled as he slapped Billy West/CDCB across the face.

"Look, this is a private matter, what won't you understand?!" Billy West/CDCB said.

"I gotta know bro," Larry David/Sabre said.

He then jumped over Billy West/CDCB and saw a broken floorboard.

"AH HA! Right under this floorboard, your secret lies!" Larry David/Sabre laughed.

He then looked down it and saw a golden coin, and took it.

"That was your secret? Ha! Well, the coin is mine now," Larry David/Sabre said.

"Hey, I found it first!" Billy West/CDCB yelled as he punched him. "Stop causing so many fights!"

"But boy, that is my personality, now give me the coin!' Larry David/Sabre yelled as he ran took it back and ran off the stage.

They ran throughout the audience, and the coin kept getting tossed everywhere. It then landed in the real CDCB's lap.

"Wow, I guess I really did get lucky," CDCB said as he tossed the coin at Billy West/CDCB.

"Boys, boys, knock it off!" Justin Timberlake/SpongeSebastian said as he broke up their fight.

"The coin was mine first!" Billy West/CDCB said.

"But now, let's not be greedy, okay?" Justin Timberlake/SpongeSebastian said.

"Fine..but I was just curious," Larry David/Sabre replied.

"While that is fine, no need to be a brat about it," Justin Timberlake/SpongeSebastian told him.

"Alright, fine," Larry David/Sabre said as he forgave Billy West/CDCB.

"You hear that everybody in the audience? Do not let your curiousness get the best of you." Justin Timberlake/SpongeSebastian said as the play wrapped up.

The End

"...What did I just watch," Ex said.

"That was awful," 70s replied.

"I don't know whether to laugh or cry," Elastic said.

However, anybody who wasn't a SBC member cheered.

"Meh, maybe the Looney Tunes short will be better," 70s then replied.

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Act III



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Character Debuts: Actors and Station Manager
Play: The Secret
Looney Tunes Short: To Beep Or Not To Beep
The acts will go like this:

Act I: Beginning with some plot with SBC users
Act II: Play
Act III: Looney Tunes Short*

*Not every episode will have a 3rd act.

I am as confused as you are.

very good start, i loved how you made SB uses reacted to Act I

That was great!

lol, I think Justin plays me well.

SBC: The Soap Opera Season 1

1. Replaced


2. Rage Against The Theater

Act I

"Dear God, that was one of the most shittiest things I have ever seen," Elastic said.

"Well, it's not as bad as some other operas.." teenj said.

"I'll be willing to give it another shot. If it doesn't improve at all in this play, I am done with this piece of shit," 70s said.

We see the station manager from the previous episode outside the theater.

"You guys may not have liked it, but many others thought it was a masterpiece," he said.

"Wat." Ex replied.

"Give the other play a chance, and you may like it," he said. He then got a call from his boss and quickly ran back into the building.

"Meh, let's see the next play...if this fails, I am done," tvguy said.

We see the manager approach someone's office. He opened the door.

"Boss, the SBC users aren't liking the play," he said.

"I don't care about them, I care about others," the mysterious man said. His face was hidden, but he was behind a chair. The back of the chair was facing the audience so we couldn't see his face.

"What if they begin to revolt against the theater?" Manager asked.

"Don't be silly, they wouldn't have the balls," the boss said.

"Okay, I'll just leave now..." Manager said.

The door closed.

"You dare question my reasons? All of this is planned for a reason," Mysterious Boss said.

"No...but it feels weird..." Manager said as he began to stutter.

The chair turned around, but we still couldn't see the boss' face.

"I have no use for you anymore," Mysterious Boss said.

"What...? What do you mean?" Manager asked in even more fear.

The boss then got up, and he grabbed the manager's neck and snapped it. He fell dead to the ground.

"This is just the beginning..." Mysterious Boss said as his chair turned around, and he looked out the window.

*Theme song plays*

Act II

The SBC members were at the theater.

"Let's see if this one is any better," Ex said.

Play 2: Long Lost Brother

We see Shu Watanabe/ExKizuna on stage, in a room.

"Let's see whose ass I will kick today..."

Just then, Jex Kizuna entered in.

"Brother, it's me!" Brad Jones/Jex yelled.

"The fuck are you doing here boy?" Shu Watanabe/ExKizuna said. "I thought you were dead."

"I was, but I was revived with the Elixir of Life," Jex said.

Just then, David Carradine/Elastic Dog jumped onto the set and kicked the both of them in the nuts.

"YEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!" David Carradine/Elastic yelled.

Before it could go any further, the SBC members left the theater.

"Alright, I couldn't take any more of that," Elastic said.

"The fuck was that? I don't really have a long lost brother named Jex Kizuna, that was made up for the lulz," Ex said.

"Well, I am done with these piece of shit plays. I managed to get through the first one, but this one was just a pain within less than a minute," 70s said.

"I say we rebel until they cancel it," Elastic said.

"I can't wait to see how they fuck up everybody else's characters," Clappy said.

"I admit, Justin Timberlake played me nicely," Seb said.

Act III



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Notes/Trivia

Character Debuts: Mysterious Boss
Play: Long Lost Brother (however, the users left the theater before it finished)
Looney Tunes Short: Now Hear This (AKA The best one ever)

Now Hear This is sooooooo underrated.

Nice ep btw.

nice ep, jjs