Mac & Cheese

Yes, I'm aware I'm just replacing green eggs & ham with mac & cheese, so you may view it as a rip-off of Green Eggs and Ham if you must, but I consider it a humorous tribute to one of my favorite childhood stories.

Enjoy!



I am Bob
Bob the Slob

That Bob the Slob, that Bob the Slob
I do not like that Bob the Slob

Do you like Mac & Cheese?

I do not like it, Bob the Slob
Pasta doesn't do the job

Would you like it up or down?

I would not like it up or down
When I see it, I wear a frown
I dislike pasta of all types
When I see it, I shout, "Cripes!"

Would you like it in your home?
Would you eat it while in Rome?

I do not like it in my home
I'd never eat it while in Rome
I do not like it up or down
When I see it, I wear a frown
I dislike pasta of all types
When I see it, I shout, "Cripes!"

Would you eat it with a kitten?
Would you eat it wearing mittens?

Not wearing mittens
Not with a kitten
Not at home
Not in Rome
I will not eat it up or down
When I see it, I wear a frown
I dislike pasta of all types
When I see it, I shout, "Cripes!"

Would you in a flower patch?
Here it is! Now down the hatch!

I could not in a flower patch

You may like it, yes, you may
You may like it, in the hay

I would not, could not, in the hay
Not in a patch, you back away!
Not wearing mittens
Not with a kitten
Not at home
Not in Rome
I will not eat it up or down
When I see it, I wear a frown
I dislike pasta of all types
When I see it, I shout, "Cripes!"

A jet! A jet!
A jet! A jet!
Would you, could you, on a jet?

Not in a jet, not in the hay
Not in a patch, you back away!

Not wearing mittens
Not with a kitten
Not at home
Not in Rome
I will not eat it up or down
When I see it, I wear a frown
I dislike pasta of all types
When I see it, I shout, "Cripes!"

Hey!
In a cloud!
Here, in a cloud!
Would you, could you, in a cloud?

I would not, could not, in a cloud

Would you, could you, with friend, Brett?

I would not, could not, with friend, Brett
Not in a cloud, not on a jet
Not in the hay, not in a patch
Bob, will you please close the latch?
Not wearing mittens
Not with a kitten
Not at home
Not in Rome
I will not eat it up or down
When I see it, I wear a frown
I dislike pasta of all types
When I see it, I shout, "Cripes!"

You do not like Mac & Cheese?

I do not like it! My gosh! Jeez!

Could you, would you, with a cow?

I would not, could not, with a cow!

Would you, could you, with a sow?

I would not, could not, with a sow!
I will not, will not, with a cow!
I will not eat it with friend, Brett
I will not eat it on a jet
Not in the hay! not in a patch!
Bob, will you please close the latch?
Not wearing mittens!
Not with a kitten!
Not at home!
Not in Rome
I will not eat it up or down
When I see it, I wear a frown
I dislike pasta OF ALL TYPES

When I see it
I shout, "Cripes!"

You do not like it
So you state
Try it! Try it!
It is great
Try it and it's great, I state

Bob!
If you will back off, please
I will try it
Without ease

Say!
I do like Mac & Cheese!
I do! I like it, Bob the Slob!

And I would eat it with a sow
And I would eat it with a cow
And I will eat it with friend, Brett
And I will eat it on a jet
And in the hay, and in a patch
It is so good, now here's the catch
So I will eat it wearing mittens
And I will eat it with a kitten
And I will eat it in my home
And I will eat it while in Rome
And I will eat it up or down
And I'll eat it without a frown

Say! I'll eat it all over town!

I do like pasta of all types
Thank you, Bob, for all the hype

That was awesome .

Nice work CDCB, I liked it!

And here I thought the link on the sidebar would lead me to a food thread. That was a great read, mang! I hope you could post more up in the future.