Squiddy Adventures

You might remember me bringing spin-off from another website here, and I encouraged other people to write on it.

Well now I noticed things are actually quite different here, and the spin-off was a fail.

But now I have COME BACK! WITH A BETTER SPIN-OFF!

I love SpongeSebastian's spin-off 'An A-B Conversation' and this is kinda a tribute to that, but not quite.

Episode 1: Tiki House of Horror

Squidward: Sigh.

SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, what's up?

Squidward: Oh, nothing. It's just that my clarinet is broken! (cries)

SpongeBob:(pats Squidward) Oh, there, there. A clarinet you say?

Squidward: Yes...

SpongeBob: You mean like THIS one?? (pulls out a clarinet from his pocket)

Squidward: Woah! Did you actually get one SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Custom-made too.(He turns it over. A single word is printed on the back, 'SpongeBob'.)

Squidward: Gee SpongeBob, this is a nice clarinet you've got there! (grabs it with both hands) Can I have it?

SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, I need this for a concert tomorrow.

Squidward:(silence) A.... c-c-c-con-c-c-c-concert?!

SpongeBob: Yup. I've been taking private lessons and am ready to hit the big stage!

Squidward: But... but... this is impossible!

SpongeBob(suddenly has three eyes): It IS impossible! (laughs, but laugh grows into an evil laugh)

Squidward: No! NO!

(the sea turns dark, their houses melt and a bunch of nasty things come out of everywhere!

SpongeBob:(now a glob of yellow with a million eyes on it and a huge mouth) I HAVE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOUUUU! SQUIDWARD.... SQUIIIIDWAAAAARD....

Squidward: NO, NO, NO, NOOOO!(leaps out of bed) Huh?

SpongeBob(standing beside him, in his normal form): Um, excuse me, I uh, got something to tell you.

Squidward: AAAHH! Get away from me! (starts running but then stops) Wait. It was just all a dream. What was that something you wanted to ask me?

SpongeBob: Can I use your clarinet to unclog my toilet?

Squidward: Yup. It's a dream. (shoves SpongeBob out the door and watches him as a forked tongue sprouts out of his mouth as he walks off)

Squidward:(completely shocked) Did that just... aagh. (faints)

The End.


Sorry if that was a bit too scary for you... I'll try to come up with something less scary soon.

Episode 2: The Race Pt. 1

(Squidward is jogging on the spot outside his house. SpongeBob walks towards him.)

Squidward: Don't you dare.

SpongeBob: But I wasn't--

Squidward: DON'T GO NEAR ME!!! I am practicing for a race someone invited me to.

SpongeBob: Aw cool! Gee Squidward, you think you're gonna win?

Squidward: Of course I am, shell-for-brains! I've been practicing for hours! Nothing will stop me now!

SpongeBob: Cool. Well I guess I'll see you later! (walks off)

(Five seconds later, SpongeBob walks back.)

Squidward: What is it now, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Meh, nothin'. Just checking on my racewinner pal!

Squidward: (under his breath)Give me strength...

SpongeBob: By the way, who is it that invited you to the race?

Squidward: Dunno. Think it was.... uh.... Sheldon something.

SpongeBob: (scared) Gasp! S-s-s-sheldon something???

Squidward: Yeah. Least I think it is. Now go away. The race starts in eleven minutes.

SpongeBob: Oh no! Squidward, don't go! You won't be able to--

Squidward: SpongeBob, don't be modest. I can do anything now that I have finished exercising! (stops jogging and begins to walk away)

SpongeBob: No, Squidward, NOOO!!! (grabs on to Squidward foot) You can't! It'll be too dangerous!

Squidward: SpongeBob...(tugs at his foot and drags SpongeBob along with him) ...cut it out!!

(they walk offscreen)

End of Part One



This is going to be a long episode, much longer than the last. It'll have action and horror and romance(just kidding) and it'll be great. I have decided to split it into three parts The second part will be released sometime next week, so stay tuned!

That was a pretty good start. I lol'd at how he walks off and then returns five seconds later.

Episode 3: The Race 2



(Squidward is trying to walk with SpongeBob clinging on to his leg.)

SpongeBob: Please, Squidward! Don't go! I don't want you to die!

Squidward: SpongeBob, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever-- oof! (slams into a giant stone wall. He looks up and sees a massive ancient haunted house.)

(SpongeBob reads a sign on the right side of the haunted house.)

SpongeBob(reading): 'All racers in here.' Well this must be where the race is.

Squidward: Yeah, I guess you're right. (opens a massive door slowly and enters the haunted house)

(Inside he sees a dark room with hundreds of people in it.)

Squidward(thinking): Hmm. That guy must have no doubt invited everyone in Bikini Bottom. I should join them. (smiles) Ooo, I am so gonna win!

(He runs over to the crowd. Suddenly he hears a voice over an unseen PA system.)

Voice: All racers to the starting line please.

(A light flickers on, showing the starting line in front of them. They all walk up to it.)

Squidward(thinking): Hmm, that voice sounds a bit like... no it can't be... but it has to be! It has to be! It's... (speaks) P-P-P-lankton!!

Voice: Lights on please.

(Squidward shudders. What is he going to see now that he knows Plankton is leading the race? Tune in July 1st to find out!)