Romeo and Juliet - Alternate Ending

Okay, I wrote this in school a year ago for an assignment. It's meant to be humorous. I hope you like it. Here it is:

Romeo says, "Oh boy!" He goes up to Juliet. "It's...tickle time!" he says. He then tickles Juliet to the point where she wakes up. They are about to kiss, but then Romeo's nose falls off and turns into a potato. Billy Mays' ghost flies into the tomb and does a potato commercial. Romeo says that Billy Mays' ghost is in the wrong century. Billy Mays' ghost shrugs and says, "Mashed potatoes, anyone?" Then they all eat mashed potatoes and have a tea party. Suddenly, a piece of radioactive cheese comes and kills them all. Darth Vader was controlling the radioactive cheese. He then does a moonwalk and yodels.

The end!

Weird, but oddly entertaining.