Help Wanted: The Musical

by **Goosebumpsfan2** 5/18/2011, 6:32 pm

Author's Note: What's up, readers? So I haven't written a SpongeBob story in quite a while. And looking back... they kinda sucked. So, now that I'm older and wiser, I'm gonna write some more SB stories. Now, it's no secret that I love Phineas and Ferb. And after watching "Rollercoaster: The Musical", I decided that EVERY show should do their first episode as a musical! So I have taken the liberty of doing so with SB's first episode, Help Wanted. I hope you like it, and I really hope I've improved since my last SB story!

Help Wanted: The Musical!

Written By GoosebumpsFan2

Concecpt By GoosebumpsFan2

Songs written by: GoosebumpsFan2 and AgentGoldfish, from FF.net

Inspired by Phineas and Ferb: Rollercoaster: The Musical

Proofread by: AgentGoldfish (Sorry Mothra, i truly am)

Chapter One

It was a wonderful sunny morning in the underwater town of Bikkni bottom. It was nice, quiet, peaceful... and boring. Really boring. But luckily, things were going to get very fun... and musical...

French Narrator: Ah, the sea. So fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, seeming with life. Home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a-wait, didn't I say this before? Yes. Yes I did. But there's a reason for that. As this quiet town was about to suffer through *DEEP VOICE* EXTREME DEJA VU! ...Let's just begin.

Spongebob was asleep in his bed, snoring his very odd snore. But, as on most days, his foghorn alarm went off, just as loudly as ever.

Spongebob: Ah, my alarm clock. It's loud, noisy, and it annoys Squidward but.. I forgot where I was going with this. Well, time for work!

Spongebob turned off his alarm clock, and jumped out of bed. But as started to walk over to the door, he tripped on something!

Spongebob: Whoa! What the Davy?

He looked down to see...

Spongebob: ...Patrick?

Patrick: Ohai Spongebob

Spongebob: Patrick, what are you doing on my floor? It's not Tuesday, you know.

Patrick: Well, I came here last night to borrow some stuff, and I saw you were asleep, so I stayed here so I wouldn't wake you up.

Spongebob: You do know i'm a heavy sleeper, right?

Patrick: Yea.

Spongebob: ...okay! Well, if you excuse me, I gotta go feed Gary.

Patrick: And what will you do after that?

Spongebob: Well I have several options: Get dressed, go to work, hang out with Squidward, visit Sandy and see her latest invention, stop Plankton, go jellyfishing, go to boating school, you know the usual.

Patrick: Perhaps a bit too usual...

Spongebob: What do you mean, Patrick?

Patrick: Well we seem to do the same kinda stuff every day.

Spongebob: Well...I guess we do.

Patrick: I think we're in a rut...

Spongebob: All this seems a little smart for you to say, Patrick.

Patrick: Well you know they say.

Spongebob: What do they say?

Patrick: ...I don't know.

Spongebob: Well, you are right. What should I do?

Patrick: Hmm...What's the most exciting thing that's happened to you?

Spongebob: Well...there was the day I joined the Krusty Krew.

Patrick: Yea, that episode was a classic.

Spongebob: And once I get done repairing the fourth wall you just broke, I'll think of something to do today.

Patrick: It's too bad you just can't do that day over.

Spongebob: ...Or can I?

Patrick: I don't know. Can you?

Spongebob: Patrick, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Patrick: I think so Spongebob, but isn't killing all of them a little harsh?

Spongebob: No Patrick, we're gonna re-do the day I joined the Krusty Krew! Only this time... as a musical!

Patrick: So we'll do all the same things, but we'll break into spontaneous singing and choreography with no discernible music source?

Spongebob: ...What?

Patrick: Huh?

Spongebob: ...Anyway, that's pretty much the plan.

Patrick: But if you did once, why do it again?

Spongebob: Because sometimes you CAN recreate those special moments! Plus, it's different cause we're gonna sing.

Patrick: ...I don't get it.

Spongebob: It's okay, Patrick. Don't hurt you're brain again.

Patrick: My what?

Spongebob: Well, enough chatting. Let's start this musical re-do!

And with that, a song started

Spongebob: Come on patrick, i know just what to do.

I am going to join the Krusty Krew

Oh, I can just smell those patties from here!

They smell better as I get near!

I swear as I am square

Soon I will be there!

The boss is a big red crab

And that job, I'm sure to grab!

I've been training since I was young

You won't belive the things I've done!

And with help from my best friend Pat

I'll be wearing that Krusty Krew hat.

I know I'll get that job

I don't care how much it pays

I'll be happy for the rest of my days!

This will not take very long

We'll just do our day through song!

Patrick: But i still don't get this thing

Why do we all have to sing?

Spongebob: Don't try and think too hard

Or your mind may end up scarred

Just try and sing with me

Even if you have to go pee!

Yes, I'm gonna join the Krusty Krew

Oh, I'm gonna join the Krusty Krew

I hope I don't get the flu

Patrick (Spoken): But you get the suds, not the flu.

Spongebob: I don't quite have the time

to try and make this song rhyme

Let's just keep singing this song!

Yes, I'm gonna join the Krusty Krew!

Patrick: Yeah, you're gonna join the Krusty Krew!

Both: Oh, You're/I'm gonna... join the Krusty...Kreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

(END SONG)

Patrick: I think I get it. I'm gonna get in position! See ya!

Spongebob: See ya. Now to start my musical adventure! Though I already lost time, so I'll start from... after I finished working out!

Gary: Meow?

Spongebob: I already explained it to Patrick, I won't explain it again,. Well, time to go to work! I'm ready!

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: I know I haven't said that in awhile! Don't know why...

Spongebob then ran out the door. And he walked right by Squidward's house, laughing all the way. Squidward was in his good old Easter Island head, playing his clarinet.

Squidward: Ah, what a nice day. Nothing could ru-Spongebob's right outside, isn't he?

Spongebob: Yep! *Laughs*

Squidward: *Peeks his head out the window* Spongebob, what is it this time?

Spongebob: Well, to keep it short, I'm re-doing the same day I joined the Krusty Krew, as musical!

Squidward: But what assurance do you have that everyone else will break into song?

Spongebob: ...I don't know. They might do it.

Squidward: Well please leave me out of it!

Spongebob: Well, okay Squidward, but you better get to work before i do!

Squidward: Whatever, Spongebob. As long as i don't have to sing.

Spongebob hurried off, as Squidward went back to his clarrient.

Squidward: Oh, Clarrie, you're the only one who understands me. You are my only true friend in this crazy world. ...I feel a song coming on.

Then, another song started.

Squidward: Oh, My Clarinet.

You are the only thing on which I would bet

I'm always around such idiots

My pain is always immediate

All becuase of that stupid Spongebob

And my pointless job

I work so dang long

And man that is WRONG!

But I'm always happy to get here

To pelt music on people's ears!

You're the only one who gets me

Playing you is always the key...

Oh, my clarinet

Yes, my clarinet

Playing you I'll never regret

I don't need no base guitar

Stuff like that won't get me far

I won't play any bassoon

What am I, a buffon?

I won't touch those stupid bag pipes

music like that is just tripe

It doesn't have any flow

Give me a banjo, and I'll say NO!

I just need...

My clarinet.

Oh, my clarinet

Times with you, I'll never forget

I try to play you well

But my greatness I never sell

But as long as I have you

Leaving you, I'll never do!

I don't care what they think

Those morons, they really stink.

I don't know if this is love

But this clarinet, I'll never shove!

Oh, my clarinet!

Yes, my clarinet!

For you, I'll run straight to Tibet!

Yes, my clarinet!

Oh, my Clarineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

(End Song)

Squidward: Yep, she's mine.

Spongebob: Nice song!

Squidward: AHHHH! What are you doing?

Spongebob: I overheard your song while I was walking away.

Squidward: GET OUT OF HERE!

Spongebob: ...Okay! See ya.

Squidward: Moron.

END OF CHAPTER ONE