Squidwards childhood.

This is my show about the childhood of squidward tentacles prior to the events of spongebob.
Season 1, episode 1: Pilot

Synopsis: It begins with squidward getting up for school. He wakes up his brother, rick, with his normal wake-up call. Pouring goo on him. It then cuts to bikini bottom elementary school. Squidward is in first grade. Hes the loner of the class. His teacher, mrs. fishington, assigns a project. The students are gonna partner together to make a comic strip. The winner wins one dollar. Squidwards hopes are high he will get partnered with his crush. The class brain, farrah. But, shes assigned with another smart kid, and squidward, unfortunately, is partnered with the class idiot, patrick. Then, at squidwards house after school, squidward is sitting there with a pencil and paper, brainstorming ideas. while patrick is sitting there drooling. Just when all hope seems lost, patrick gets an idea. A comic about a mentally retar*** starfish. Squidward doesnt think that will work, but patrick jumps to it anyway. But, patrick is a TERRIBLE speller. He makes many errors, and squidward looks at it, and doesnt laugh at all. Squidward shows it to his mom, but his mom bursts laughing. Squidward is puzzled at how it could be funny. At the dinner table later that night, squidward reads the comic strip, and the whole family laughs. Rick almost chokes. Squidwards hopes of winning seem to be getting higher and higher, as many more people laugh to it. At school the next day, squidward reads his comic strip to the class, and just as he predicted, he won. Not just the money, but the heart of farrah. It ends with him doing a victory dance, then it rolls to the credits.

S1E1: Pilot
S1E2: House fire
Plot: Squidward and rick are playing around one night. They are making bets. Squidward bets rick $100 he can set a fart on fire. Rick says "You`re on, noseboy!". So, squidward successfully does it for half a second, but it sets a table on fire. Squidwards mom comes down to see whats going on, and sees the fire as squidward and rick try to put it out. She puts it out, and squidward and rick run to the bathroom. They lock the door. Squidwards mom, who is p***ed, tries to wait them out. On hour 3, their mom wants tries to trick them into coming out with a chcolate bar. Rick cant help himself, but squidward tries to keep him from giving up. On hour 5, their mom is STILL there. She tries to get them out by saying she ordered chinese takeout. Rick and squidward are shown with their ears plugged. On hour 8, they are asleep. Rick wakes up, and sees that its really quiet. He looks down the underway of the door, and notices hs mom is gone. He wakes up squidward, and they head out. As rick goes to his room, his mom jumps out of the closet. She chases rick and squidward back into the bathroom. On hour 12, rick notices a passageway through the heating duct. He gets it off, and they climb through it. They look down, and see mrs. tentacles making breakfast. Rick cant take it anymore, but the duct falls open, and rick and squidward fall out. They run back to the bathroom, but are stopped by Mrs. Tentacles. She says its okay. She learned in the 12 hours they were in there, that they dont know any better. She lets them off the hook, but says "If you ever do it again, Ill kick yor a**es". Squidward and rick agree, then eat breakfast.

nathanjr94 wrote:This is my show about the childhood of squidward tentacles prior to the events of spongebob.
Season 1, episode 1: Pilot

Synopsis: It begins with squidward getting up for school. He wakes up his brother, rick, with his normal wake-up call. Pouring goo on him. It then cuts to bikini bottom elementary school. Squidward is in first grade. Hes the loner of the class. His teacher, mrs. fishington, assigns a project. The students are gonna partner together to make a comic strip. The winner wins one dollar. Squidwards hopes are high he will get partnered with his crush. The class brain, farrah. But, shes assigned with another smart kid, and squidward, unfortunately, is partnered with the class idiot, patrick. Then, at squidwards house after school, squidward is sitting there with a pencil and paper, brainstorming ideas. while patrick is sitting there drooling. Just when all hope seems lost, patrick gets an idea. A comic about a mentally retar*** starfish. Squidward doesnt think that will work, but patrick jumps to it anyway. But, patrick is a TERRIBLE speller. He makes many errors, and squidward looks at it, and doesnt laugh at all. Squidward shows it to his mom, but his mom bursts laughing. Squidward is puzzled at how it could be funny. At the dinner table later that night, squidward reads the comic strip, and the whole family laughs. Rick almost chokes. Squidwards hopes of winning seem to be getting higher and higher, as many more people laugh to it. At school the next day, squidward reads his comic strip to the class, and just as he predicted, he won. Not just the money, but the heart of farrah. It ends with him doing a victory dance, then it rolls to the credits.

Dude.

Attention. "Squidward schildhood" is officially getting cancelled. Were throwing it off the air. The show was bad in the ratings, so Ive given up. The crew is giving us our money back, and we are gonna produce a more mature show called "back in the navy". So, this show is going off the air. Its done! Its history.