Deli's Advice Column

I'll give advice to anyone who wants advice from a teenage girl. Post your problems below, and I'll do my best.

Yeah, what do teenage girls like to do on a (first) date?

Well, some girls like to go out to romantic resturants. But other girls like it when you take them to movies. But you have to let them choose. I've only been on two dates in my life, but one of them was a movie. I suggest a funny movie or a romantic comedy. Or, if you both like a certain movie genre, then choose a movie from that genre. But if you're low on funds and can't afford either of those outings, invite her to your place to watch a movie. Just make sure you have tissues and extra popcorn, just in case you watch a thriller or a tear jerker.

Ok, thanks a lot

My pleasure, BeachBob.

Why do fools fall in love?

What's the meaning of life? Why are we here?

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

How come everyone here (excluding Santa Dog) hates Mac computers? D:

Guys, maybe you could use this for real advice? Kthx.

Yeah I started the retarded questions, so I should think of something a bit more serious.

In that case, I have no actual questions at the time, but if I have any I will ask

Clapeh wrote:Why do fools fall in love?

Fools fall in love because some think that they need someone to make them happy. This, however, is not always the case. They center their lives around this one person and depend on happiness, but deep on the inside there is a hidden pain they feel. Some fools are blind to the fact that the person doesn't love them back. Some are blind to emotional abuse.

tvguy347 wrote:How come everyone here (excluding Santa Dog) hates Mac computers? D:

They quite possibly haven't given them a chance. I hear Macs are very good. I'm not very fond of my Dell system. I suppose it all depends on opinion.

Wumbology wrote:Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Depends on how you use it.

Firion_525 wrote:What's the meaning of life? Why are we here?

I believe that the meaning of life has many defintions. Everyone has their own view. I, for example, believe we exist because of our dependency on the higher powers in heaven, and we claim to be here because of that higher power. I'm not agnostic or anything, I am Christian, but I believe nowadays people take their religion too far and believe that the higher power will forever protect them. Well, God has trillions of beings in the world to watch over, so it is not easy for him to make good things happen all the time.

Of course, there is also the theory that the meaning of life is to live. Meaning that you should live life to the fullest. Possibly, we are here because we choose to live our lives as such.


The answer to your query, my dear Firion, is that the meaning of life is indefinite, and the possibilities as to why we are here on this green rock we call Mother Earth are endless.

Okay, here's a serious question: What did I ever do to the entire female population at my school that I couldn't get a date if my life depended on it?

I guess my real question is: Why do the nice guys get shunned for the dumb jocks?

Overgeneralizing, but I don't care.

Firion_525 wrote:What's the meaning of life? Why are we here?

I believe that the meaning of life has many defintions. Everyone has their own view. I, for example, believe we exist because of our dependency on the higher powers in heaven, and we claim to be here because of that higher power. I'm not agnostic or anything, I am Christian, but I believe nowadays people take their religion too far and believe that the higher power will forever protect them. Well, God has trillions of beings in the world to watch over, so it is not easy for him to make good things happen all the time.

Of course, there is also the theory that the meaning of life is to live. Meaning that you should live life to the fullest. Possibly, we are here because we choose to live our lives as such.


The answer to your query, my dear Firion, is that the meaning of life is indefinite, and the possibilities as to why we are here on this green rock we call Mother Earth are endless.

Wumbology wrote:Okay, here's a serious question: What did I ever do to the entire female population at my school that I couldn't get a date if my life depended on it?

I guess my real question is: Why do the nice guys get shunned for the dumb jocks?

Overgeneralizing, but I don't care.

The answer to your question, friend, is that most girls care about social status and money. You can be as nice as possible to a woman, but she could leave you for someone with a higher rank on the social ladder. Another possibility is this:

Nice Guy + no muscles, popularity, or money = Pedestrian.

Jock + muscles, popularity, or money = Social Diety.

However, some girls prefer jocks for their facial features and such. For instance; they have wavy hair, blue eyes, a sturdy chin... For a lot of females, they believe that beauty resides on the outside.


My advice to you, Wumbo, is that you just be yourself. I'm sure not every girl there wants a jock. There are two types of girls; ''social butterfly'' and ''plain Jane''. But that doesn't mean only plain Janes will be interested. You just have to prove to them that you are equally as important as a jock and I'm sure women will respect you... that, or carry a wad of cash in your pocket just in case. XDDDDD (I was joking on that last bit, don't worry)

Deli wrote:

Firion_525 wrote:What's the meaning of life? Why are we here?

I believe that the meaning of life has many defintions. Everyone has their own view. I, for example, believe we exist because of our dependency on the higher powers in heaven, and we claim to be here because of that higher power. I'm not agnostic or anything, I am Christian, but I believe nowadays people take their religion too far and believe that the higher power will forever protect them. Well, God has trillions of beings in the world to watch over, so it is not easy for him to make good things happen all the time.

Of course, there is also the theory that the meaning of life is to live. Meaning that you should live life to the fullest. Possibly, we are here because we choose to live our lives as such.


The answer to your query, my dear Firion, is that the meaning of life is indefinite, and the possibilities as to why we are here on this green rock we call Mother Earth are endless.

It was a joke. But I sort of agree with you.

Seriously, thanks for the advice.

No problem.