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The Second Coming of Black Jesus

Post by Wumbology on 6/27/2011, 9:40 am

Episode 1: Jehovah's Witnesses, Eat Your Hearts Out

One day God was on YouTube, searching up videos. After seeing Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift, Terry Tate beating the shit out of dumpy white guys, and Soulja Boy dancing around waist-deep in money, He rightfully concluded that black people are ruling the world. Oh yeah, and then He saw some guy get elected president or some shit like that.

So He had a plan, like He always does. To appeal to the masses, He decided to send his son back down to Earth again, only this time, with the superior skin colour.

Jesus said, "So are we going to do that whole 'impregnating a virgin' thing again?"

God said, "You bet your divine ass we are."

And on March 30th, 2011, Susan Boyle gave birth to a healthy African-American baby boy.


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Post by ExKizuna on 6/27/2011, 10:26 am

Oh mah gawd.


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Post by Clappy on 6/27/2011, 10:27 am

Wumbo please tell me this was a dare....




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Post by Wumbology on 6/27/2011, 10:29 am

Yeah, sure it was.


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