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Post by ExKizuna 11/28/2010, 11:51 pm

This is the church of Penatrationism.

We believe the world, no heaven, started when Simon the Digger, our god, realized himself as a man, his dead friend encouraging him. Using the hopes of others, he killed the devil the Anti Spiral, with the epic GIGA DRILL BREAKER of coreness, creating and PIERCING THE HEAVENS! This gave him and Yoko Littner the chance to give birth to the new world, His old wife, Nia, dying in the process. Her sacrifice WAS NOT IN VAIN!

God - Kamina
jesus - Simon
Mary - Yoko
First wife - Nia
Satan - Anti Spiral
Neutralist - Viral
Gaymanus - Rossiu
The twins of life and hope - Gimmy and that little girl.
Personification of Soul - Gurren Lagann
Personifaction of Badass - Super Gurren Lagann, which looks liek a giant blue Kamina.

Note - Better then Pokemonism. I think Dragiiin would even think so.
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Post by Elastic Dog 11/28/2010, 11:56 pm

I hope this is gonna become a new fad.
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Post by Doogle. 11/29/2010, 1:30 pm

You have converted me in a few seconds. Whoa!
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Post by Clappy 11/29/2010, 1:43 pm

Can I be a follower of both this and Pokemonism?
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Post by ExKizuna 11/29/2010, 1:52 pm

Clappy wrote:Can I be a follower of both this and Pokemonism?
Maybe, but make sure to come to mass most, if not every Sunday.
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Post by Clappy 11/29/2010, 2:10 pm

ExKizuna wrote:
Clappy wrote:Can I be a follower of both this and Pokemonism?
Maybe, but make sure to come to mass most, if not every Sunday.

What time is mass?
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Post by ExKizuna 11/29/2010, 2:29 pm

Clappy wrote:
ExKizuna wrote:
Clappy wrote:Can I be a follower of both this and Pokemonism?
Maybe, but make sure to come to mass most, if not every Sunday.

What time is mass?
I haven't decided yet xD
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Post by Dragiiin123 11/29/2010, 6:07 pm

The best part is is that no one here actually knows what this is from.
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Post by Clappy 12/1/2010, 12:13 pm

Gentile Mordecai wrote:The best part is is that no one here actually knows what this is from.

I dunno, is it Gurren-Lagann? A certain anime/manga about a fictional future where human beings are being forced to live in isolated underground suburban civilizations that have no contact with the outside world/other villages? Does it involve Giha Village, which is a villlage that regularly experiences earthquakes, thus making the town go deeper towards the Earth's surface? Before I keep questioning the origins of the new religion, I am well aware of what this is from Silly Face!. While I personally have never read or watched Gurren-Lagann, my ex-girlfriend use to read the mangas and told me about them Silly Face!
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Post by ExKizuna 12/3/2010, 4:02 pm

Clappy wrote:
Gentile Mordecai wrote:The best part is is that no one here actually knows what this is from.

I dunno, is it Gurren-Lagann? A certain anime/manga about a fictional future where human beings are being forced to live in isolated underground suburban civilizations that have no contact with the outside world/other villages? Does it involve Giha Village, which is a villlage that regularly experiences earthquakes, thus making the town go deeper towards the Earth's surface? Before I keep questioning the origins of the new religion, I am well aware of what this is from Silly Face!. While I personally have never read or watched Gurren-Lagann, my ex-girlfriend use to read the mangas and told me about them Silly Face!
...At first I was gonna call you out on using Wikipedia, but DAMN YOU FOR PROVING ME WRONG AND ACTUALLY KNOWING THIS IS FROM GURREN LAGANN! xD
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Post by Metal Snake 12/3/2010, 6:00 pm

The title of this religion is funny.
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Post by ketsuekiran. [血液蘭] 12/3/2010, 6:03 pm

The religion of Penatrationist Rtf3mo

I carry this picture in my wallet.
No joke.
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