List of Adult Humor Scenes

Here are some things that got past The Radar and deemed dirty in SpongeBob's History. Think about some of these carefully..

Christmas Who?: If you listen carefully in the angry crowd, a Fish says," Bullshit."
F.U.N: In the german dub, where the second verse is "N steht für naseweis und ich mach mit bei jedem scheiß" which, translated to english means "N is for smart alec and I'm up for every shit." Yeah, shit. Literally.
Graveyard Shift: When the Krusty Krab is open for 24 hours Spongebob says "It will just like a sleep over only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease".
Squilliam Returns: Squidward Tentacles, voted most likely to "suck eggs" in high school! Oh and when Squidward tries to imagine Squilliam in his underwear.
Stuck in the Wringer: Spongebob drops his his bar of soap and then screams as it slowly falls to the floor.
Wet Painters: When Spongebob and Patrick paint Mr. Krabs's house and he comes home they have the lights off Mr. Krabs says," You both look like you have a dirty little secret!"
Sailor Mouth: The how the ::dolphin noise:: are you? line and many other lines for obvious reasons.
Your Shoe's Untied: Spongebob comes across a channel with a real orange sea anemone gyrating to energetic go-go dancer-style music which SB finds VERY interesting (leaning forward eagerly in his seat at one point). Suddenly, Gary walks in on SB, he panics, changes the channel to a football game, and says unconvincingly, "I-I-I-I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary."
Karate Island: Sandy has to fight a French martial artist called "The Tickler". A French Tickler is a feathered condom.
20,000 Patties Under The Sea: When Spongebob says," Bye Squidward!" twice.
Plankton!: Plankton is showing an example of a machine that shows the ingredients for the object you put it in. He puts in a strand of seaweed, the machine analyzes it and it then says "50% sea, 50% WEED."
Gary Takes A Bath: When SpongeBob is trying to get Gary to take a bath, he pulls out a bar of soap and says "Doubloons, Don't drop em!"
The Two Faces of Squidward: When Mr. Krabs says, "Don't worry folks there's plenty of Squidward to go around! Everyone will get the opportunity to touch Squidward!"
Karate Choppers: When Spongebob chops Squidward's head in, think about what it looks like carefully.
Greay Buffoons: SpongeBob does what he "saw in a movie once" and sucks hard on a tube. At first when nothing comes out, he thinks it doesn't work, until the grease spewges out on Mr. Krabs' face and SpongeBob says that it worked.
I'm With Stupid: Patrick makes the sand into an unusual shape and licks it.
I'm Your Biggest Fanatic: When Spongebob says," Who Wants to Lick my Cheeks?"
Grandma's Kisses: When Patrick says "You get behind her, and I'll push."
Spongebob, Sandy, and the Worm: When Spongebob says "I saw it! It was big, scary, and pink!"
Survival of the Idiots: When Patrick refers to Spongebob's Water Helmet, he says, "Take it Off. No one's looking."
Rock-A Bye Bivalve: When Patrick says," Let's have another." Though, basically the whole concept of this episode.
The Smoking Peanut: When Sandy says,"Spongebob doesn't have hair....or DOES he?"
The Camping Episode: SpongeBob and Patrick are reading magazines in the tent and giggling, but hide them when Squidward pokes his head in.
My Pretty Seahorse: Scooter thinks Mystery is a little kids' ride and tries to find the coin slot. He "finds it" and after trying to insert a coin into Mystery, she squeals and kicks him into the distance.
The Great Patty Caper: Spongebob asks Patrick to search Plankton and Patrick says," With Pleasure," In an odd tone.
Single Cell Anniversary: When talking about Karen, Plankton says, "And the way she processes data...whoa, mama!"
Suction Cup Symphony: SpongeBob says, "You've made Squidward really happy." The construction worker says, "I know what I've done," and SpongeBob just says, "Okay..."
Tunnel of Glove: Think about this scene carefully.
MermaidMan and Barnacle Boy 5: When MermaidMan says," Why else would we run around in colored undies?" Squidward then replies," I can think of 3 Good Reasons." Also, in the storyboard, there is a scene involving a male fish with his head in a female fish's boobs.
Spy Buddies: When Mr. Krabs' message which is getting received through Patrick's pants stops, it says to please insert another coin. Then SpongeBob holds up a coin. The laser coming out of Patrick's pants and the position of it could be a reference to...well, yeah.
Doing Time: "Alright seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes."
Mid-Life Crustasean: "ANY PORN IN THIS STOR-"

Can anyone think of anymore?

I liked Your Shoe's Untied's one.

In Greasy Buffoons, SpongeBob does what he "see in a movie once" and sucks hard on a tube. At first when nothing comes out, he thinks it doesn't work, until the grease spewges out on Mr. Krabs' face and SpongeBob says that it worked.

Grandma's Kisses: When Patrick says "You get behind her, and I'll push."
Spongebob, Sandy, and the Worm: When Spongebob says "I saw it! It was big, scary, and pink!"

The Smoking Peanut

Sandy: Spongebob doesn't have hair....or DOES he?

jjsthekid wrote:Graveyard Shift: When the Krusty Krab is open for 24 hours Spongebob says "It will just like a sleep over only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease".
Plankton!: Plankton is showing an example of a machine that shows the ingredients for the object you put it in. He puts in a strand of seaweed, the machine analyzes it and it then says "50% sea, 50% WEED."
Karate Choppers: When Spongebob chops Squidward's head in, think about what it looks like carefully.

I don't get the first one, and the other two are really stretching it.

Wumbology wrote:

jjsthekid wrote:Graveyard Shift: When the Krusty Krab is open for 24 hours Spongebob says "It will just like a sleep over only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease".
Plankton!: Plankton is showing an example of a machine that shows the ingredients for the object you put it in. He puts in a strand of seaweed, the machine analyzes it and it then says "50% sea, 50% WEED."
Karate Choppers: When Spongebob chops Squidward's head in, think about what it looks like carefully.

I don't get the first one, and the other two are really stretching it.

Just think about the first one. It's actually very dirty when you think about it.

The one from Karate Island is hilarious. The one from Plankton!... I doubt it's intentional.

storytime7 wrote:

Wumbology wrote:

jjsthekid wrote:Graveyard Shift: When the Krusty Krab is open for 24 hours Spongebob says "It will just like a sleep over only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease".
Plankton!: Plankton is showing an example of a machine that shows the ingredients for the object you put it in. He puts in a strand of seaweed, the machine analyzes it and it then says "50% sea, 50% WEED."
Karate Choppers: When Spongebob chops Squidward's head in, think about what it looks like carefully.

I don't get the first one, and the other two are really stretching it.

Just think about the first one. It's actually very dirty when you think about it.

That's why I try not to think about these things.

How about the one from The Camping Episode where SpongeBob and Patrick are reading magazines in the tent and giggling, but hide them when Squidward pokes his head in?

The Plankton! one came from Tvtropes.

Anyways, good, good. Keep them coming.

Dumped:
- In a weird voice, SpongeBob says, "Oh, I've got you now, Gary."
- Patrick says, "Gary? I thought what we had was special!"

Imitation Krabs:
- SpongeBob says, "If there's gonna be any buts, they're going to be from me."

Mid Life Crustacean:
- Patrick is riding on a fish, and the fish says to get off of him. Patrick replies "Oh yeah..."

My Pretty Seahorse:
- Scooter thinks Mystery is a little kids' ride and tries to find the coin slot. He "finds it" and after trying to insert a coin into Mystery, she squeals and kicks him into the distance.

CDCB wrote:Dumped:
- In a weird voice, SpongeBob says, "Oh, I've got you now, Gary."
- Patrick says, "Gary? I thought what we had was special!"

Imitation Krabs:
- SpongeBob says, "If there's gonna be any buts, they're going to be from me."

Mid Life Crustacean:
- Patrick is riding on a fish, and the fish says to get off of him. Patrick replies "Oh yeah..."

My Pretty Seahorse:
- Scooter thinks Mystery is a little kids' ride and tries to find the coin slot. He "finds it" and after trying to insert a coin into Mystery, she squeals and kicks him into the distance.

My Pretty Seahorse is acceptable, but the other three aren't really adult.

22Thousand wrote:

CDCB wrote:Dumped:
- In a weird voice, SpongeBob says, "Oh, I've got you now, Gary."
- Patrick says, "Gary? I thought what we had was special!"

Imitation Krabs:
- SpongeBob says, "If there's gonna be any buts, they're going to be from me."

Mid Life Crustacean:
- Patrick is riding on a fish, and the fish says to get off of him. Patrick replies "Oh yeah..."

My Pretty Seahorse:
- Scooter thinks Mystery is a little kids' ride and tries to find the coin slot. He "finds it" and after trying to insert a coin into Mystery, she squeals and kicks him into the distance.

My Pretty Seahorse is acceptable, but the other three aren't really adult.

I get what you're saying. I just found all of these in a video, so I figured I'd list them.


Edit: Here are more.

Single Cell Anniversary: When talking about Karen, Plankton says, "And the way she processes data...whoa, mama!"

Suction Cup Symphony: SpongeBob says, "You've made Squidward really happy." The construction worker says, "I know what I've done," and SpongeBob just says, "Okay..."

CDCB wrote:Mid Life Crustacean:
- Patrick is riding on a fish, and the fish says to get off of him. Patrick replies "Oh yeah..."

Actually, Patrick didn't say anything after that. He said "Oh yeah" when Mr. Krabs was talking about what a panty raid is.

My bad. I probably was just watching an edited video then.

Edit:

Here's another I remembered from the SpongeBob movie:

Plankton is holding the Plan Z folder and he's going "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh!" and shaking all over. Then a thin piece of paper from inside the folder unfolds and it looks sort of like a...yeah.

List updated.

Two from Spy Buddies:

1. When Mr. Krabs' message which is getting received through Patrick's pants stops, it says to please insert another coin. Then SpongeBob holds up a coin.

2. The laser coming out of Patrick's pants and the position of it could be a reference to...well, yeah.

This must have taken a long time to make. Great job! I enjoyed reading all these ones!

Doing Time: "Alright seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes."

Mid-Life Crustasean: "ANY PORN IN THIS STOR-"

Steel Sponge wrote:Doing Time: "Alright seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes."

Okay, what?

"REV UP THOSE FRYERS"
"EAT SPERM"

that70sguy92 wrote:

Steel Sponge wrote:Doing Time: "Alright seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes."

Okay, what?

This. I don't see anything dirty whatsoever about that scene. The senior citizens are wearing white clothes.....so what?

None to add, but I love this thread. Reminds me how many times Spongebob has pushed the rating. Are you absolutely sure on that "Christmas Who" one btw? I can't imagine them being able to get away with that.

The Cartoon wrote:None to add, but I love this thread. Reminds me how many times Spongebob has pushed the rating. Are you absolutely sure on that "Christmas Who" one btw? I can't imagine them being able to get away with that.

Elastic told me about that one.

The Cartoon wrote:None to add, but I love this thread. Reminds me how many times Spongebob has pushed the rating. Are you absolutely sure on that "Christmas Who" one btw? I can't imagine them being able to get away with that.

You gotta listen hard and you'll hear it.

I've always thought adult humor in SpongeBob was what made it great: it's not just a kids show, but a family show. ^_^

Elastic Dog wrote:Mid-Life Crustasean: "ANY PORN IN THIS STOR-"

I never noticed that until just now. I always thought he was saying something else.